>"My pussy smell like an abattoir, like REAL stinky,

>>82977883
*sprays period blood on audience*

This is why traps are superior to women.

>>82977883
Daily reminder that this is Cryin' (((Chuck Schumer's))) neice.
Also, did she really say this? Would not be surprised.

>>82977992
Naw, it's a meme.

>>82977883
Poe's Law in action right now.

>>82977883
>I once found the skeleton of a foetal bird in my pussy

Top kek OP

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>>82977883

>>82977883
You go girl!

>>82977883
A literal fridge body.
American women are trash tier

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>>82977883
She's so talented!

>>82977903
she is actually right.
We consider MEN's blood as very noble and godlike (soldiers, Christ, chevaliers, sacrifice)
We consider WOMEN's blood as dirty, smelly, impure, human, biological

>>82978835
Men don't spray blood out of their dicks on a regular basis

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>>82977883

>>82978884
they spray it for "higher" goals

>>82977883

What did she mean by this?

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Wow I wish I could be so great like her a woman. Go women, I am a proud supporter.

>>82977883
I know this post is a parody and she didn't actually say this, but does anybody else find it stupid how Amy schemer has this whole complex about how she talks about her genitals constantly and she gets shit for it, but a man wouldn't and it's a double standard, when in reality not a single male comedian has ever talked about his dick as much as she talks about her vagina.

Imagine Jerry Seinfeld rolling up and being like:

>"Hey guys, my dicks smells like sweat and dried semen, but I don't care, because that's just what dicks smell like, sometimes when I'm fucking a girl in the ass my bellend drags tons of shit from the lining of her colon out with it. I have one stanky ass penis!!"

Nobody would tolerate that, there is no double standard here at all, her comedy is just disgusting and makes me feel nauseous.

>>82977979
if you're gay, i guess.

>>82977883
damn, she has a good point. #I'mWithHer and #I'mChoppingOffMyCock now

>>82979181
>Imagine Jerry Seinfeld rolling up and being like:
>>"Hey guys, my dicks smells like sweat and dried semen, but I don't care, because that's just what dicks smell like, sometimes when I'm fucking a girl in the ass my bellend drags tons of shit from the lining of her colon out with it. I have one stanky ass penis!!"
That'd be fucking hilarious with his voice

>>82978999
Can i get a rapid rundown on these unchecked trips?

>>82977883
This is bretty gud copy pasta

>>82978835
No, we consider period blood to be gross because it comes from the cunt and is made of wasted potential humans

It's not men's blood that is noble, it's SOLDIER'S blood, the blood of sacrifice. It just so happens that women rarely sacrifice their lives for higher goals, but nobody is calling Joan of Arc's blood dirty, smelly or impure.

If men bled out of their dicks you're damn right people would be disgusted

>>82979181
>What's the deal with smegma?

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>>82977883

LOL VAGINA

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I don't really understand all the hate directed toward Amy Schumer recently,
and I think people could be a bit more genital, before fingering the blame.
I mean come on guys, cheese a real solid Babe just trying her saggy breast to
slob it out, and become a giant in the cunt-throat world of comedy.
Did it heifer once occur to you that Amy is merely trying to steak her clam
in this male dominated arena, and comedy can be a rocky road if not executed
potbelly.
Many feel she deserts a good roasting and try and plump her in with the
likes of Carlos Mencia, but fail to realize many others would apple crumble
under the constant pressure to be funny and original.
If you want to pork about a woman touched by the ham of the almighty, look
no further than Amy Schumer to be the bacon of shining light for those who
want to trot in her footsteps.
If you guys could stop being big pussies and just meat her halfway I'm
sure she'd steal your hearts and you'd have a real whale of a time.
People need to face fats that Amy's going to be round for many years,
and is baking no prisoners on her way into the anal of history.

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>>82977883

>>82977883
Please write more

I wish I was this empowered and independent

>>82977883
>im not fat!
>is clearly fat

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>>82980879
>wasted potential humans
If 23 chromosomes are enough for you, I guess.

WTF I'm gay now!

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>>82977883

>>82977883
The Aristocrats

>>82983570
How does that apply here?

>>82983659
They've had it in for her because she supports gun control.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMpmleSgJ8U

>>82983698
maybe we had it in for her because she is unfunny and panders to the lowest common denominator of sex jokes and how much of a slut she makes herself.

>>82983159
all women are just gay men anyway. dickless gay men who like sucking cock all day. and hate vaginas. yup

I watched that leather special. I can provide a quick run down
>she walks out with a half drunk bottle of wine
>bitch gets progressively drunker as the show goes on
>she talks about awkward sex situations that obviously didn't happen
>her gimmick is that she has sex a lot, but completely sucks at it
>the audience does awkward chuckling at best
>there's no joke where all of the crowd laughs
>when it's not a "sex joke", she's talking about shit and being fat
>towards the end, she starts ranting about guns for no reason
>oy vey guns are bad and only rednecks like guns
>talks about the holocaust because as a jew she's contractually obligated to talk about it
>by the end, she's clearly slurring her lines

It's sad. Not anger inducing. All I did was feel pity for her, because she needs serious help.

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Imagine finding her dead one day and the coroner be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X0hq0ug9q4

>>82982881
common man i need my fix just give me a few chromosomes im good for it ok.

>>82983832
lesbaians are just gay men who want to have a penis and pretend to be gay men...holy fuck this theory pans out.

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>>82983779
>unfunny

Uh huh...

>>82983659

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/p28RKOir55zDAVbhSbJV_w/
He responds with that image to any post that isn't full sjw.

>>82983857
is the fish supposed to represent her smelly pussy?

>>82983946
>full sjw

No it's posted whenever you act like an inhuman piece of trash aka the alt-right manbabies.

>>82983989
Thanks for confirming.

>>82977883
Threadly reminder that she tried to fuck an unconscious man, acted like she was the victim because he passed out while going down on her nasty vagina, told the story to an audience of feminists who cheered her, then whines about rape culture

>>82983950
>whale
>fish
fish is disgusted in general

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>>82977883
Let's face it, guys. Our instincts weren't lying to us in first grade. Girls really are gross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsJQbFdGYCk

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OuO

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>>82977883
at some point in that day she looked in a mirror and said to herself, yeah this leather outfit is a good look for me.

>>82984061
>Ophelia
kek, that bitch went into porn

>>82984061
that is one horrendous foot

>>82983659

because a shitlib got butthurt that people were being mean about its favorite comedian

>>82983927
This. Stanky pusy is the best joke

>>82978835
period blood is a dead egg cell the body no longer wants, why should we (men) think of it as anything other than disgusting waste?

amy schumer is proof that pussy is sexy even if youre not. unless youre gay.

>>82984332
BECAUSE YOURE A RACIST NAZI!!! THATS WHY!!!

>>82983698
This is news to me. I like ripping on her because she's an unfunny piece of shit hack that steals material.

>>82981015
>real whale of a time
Can you give me the non-joke version of your post, please?

>>82983659
It's a catch-all that semi-triggered pretend-libcucks post to get reactions

>>82983881
kek

>>82983832
>women like kissing men and taking cock in their ass
yeah guys, I'm starting to think women are gay

>>82981015
>Amy Schumer
>Pressured to be original
lol

>>82977883
id still bang her, up the ass only ofcourse..

>>82984487
>This is news to me.

No it's not you effin liar.

>>82984169
I've been trying to fap to this for half an hour now. I am both limp and chafed.

>>82979368
whats the deal...
with ...
bellends?

>>82984176
She's a comedian. Maybe she just looked in the mirror and thought "yeah, this outfit looks hilarious on me"

>>82983779
More than that. That started it, but her reaction of whining and blaming misogyny for why people didn't find her funny added to the have. And then a magazine called her plus sized and she got offended and insisted she's not plus sized