>cast Charlotte McKinney in a Baywatch movie
>don't make her part of the Baywatch team
what were they thinking?
>>82977633
pigface desu
>>82977633
Why wasn't she Wonder Woman?
Are those real?
>>82977784
Her tits are too big, they would be a distraction.
how come she sticks her chest out like that?
>>82978028
yes
>>82977633
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in law school
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
>>82977633
ITT: no taste
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in high school
nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
anyway whats this thread about?
>>82978156
more like a bunch of nerds with inflated standards
>>82977633
She is 100x hotter than any of the girls in the main cast.
>>82977633
nice TITS for a fridge desu my dudes
>>82978419
Alexandra > Charlotte
>>82978419
She's definitely 9/10 at least, but Daddario is hotter imo. Has a prettier face. McKinney reminds me of a smaller, slightly more "bimbo-ish" version of Kate Upton.
>>82977633
jesus christ
>>82978515
Daddario is literally a meme, similar to ScarJo. Insecure men talk loudly about how hot they are because it makes them feel reassured that they fit in, and that they aren't gay.
i love big milky's
>>82978588
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard.
>>82978698
Thank you for proving my point so succinctly.
>>82977633
so, she is in the movie? How many topless scenes?
>>82978588
huh? you think people are pretending to think scarjo is hot?
>>82978850
Yes
>>82978588
i want /r9k/ to leave right now
>>82978640
I'd kill for a gf with big tits.
>>82978118
>>82978138
>>82978374
I like this new meme.
>>82977633
WHY SOFTCORE TV MOVIES AREN'T A THING ANYMORE
>>82979273
DAY WALKER
brehs
>>82979343
I'd kill just for a gf
>>82979818
go on..
>>82979928
touché
But i never had a gf with huge tits. I was texting with a girl with gigantic fucking tits, but obviously being the autist i am i fucked it up...
What does this have to do with television or film??
>>82980093
i had gf with huge tits in high school but that was years ago now i can barely talk to chicks
>>82979818
>>82980173
What's happening to us?
>>82980140
>actress aren't television related
>>82980173
are you me
>>82977633
She has a cute tongue
>>82979818
Those are perfect, huge tits on a perfect frame for them. Don't get me wrong, i'd take a girl with dfc, but a phat as any day of the week, but goddamn, those tits are something else.
>>82980212
>>82980286
i think its just autism kicking in
>>82979273
take soul pls
>>82980386
>big tits
>litle arms
literally made to enjoy surrender
>tfw no dyslecix gf
>>82980212
too much dopamine, too much seretonin, too little boredom
>>82978588
yea man, I absolutely don't want to fuck this >>82979273
>>82979818
>>82980386
jfc
She's like if TaySwift was attractive.
Isn't she one of those whores that poses with Dan "The Retarded Fuck" Bilzerian for his social media pics? No respect for this worthless piece of shit slut
>>82980650
Not really. She's several leagues above this tard.
>>82980650
>No respect for this worthless piece of shit slut
Ouch, I'm sure she's feeling that sting.
Why do you fags care about some instagram whore?
I wonder what being a chestlet in this world is like. To just know you're inherently inferior to other women based on one attribute and there's nothing you can really do about it.
Some try to compensate with ass like a gay man and that's even sadder.
>>82980588
nah mate is the cortisol buildup from chronic anxiety
how to lower cortisol
>daily exercise (weight training + high intensity cardio)
>healthy diet full of fiber, fat and protein (cut down on processed carbs)
>mediation
>mental activity
>interacting with others on a meaningful level
>>82980858
It's mostly because of her chestular region.
>>82980173
>slept with one unreally hot chick with Hendricks-tier tits one night
>literally stayed awake all night just savouring the sensation of her giant tits squished into my chest squishing more into me with each breath
>only ever touched one other female ever outside of this encounter and never saw this girl again
>don't even know how to go outside and meet people anymore and have no friends who want to either and live in the middle of no-where where there's no chicks anyway
>>82977633
>>82978442
>>82978640
>>82980386
>>82980628
>>82980797
>>82980797
>>82980916
those tits are insane
>>82980173
Same. She was a redhead too.
How far I have fallen...
>>82980914
How do I get into meditation? What's a good way to start?
>>82980173
Fuck, i just remembered i had a "thing" with a cut, thin, redhead girl with HUGE fucking tits. Basically, we just held hands very closely and shared a bed for a night, or maybe two and i did fondle her tits a bit, but for some reason it never went past any of that.
It's like i'm actively pretending myself from having any deep or meaningful raltionship. Or even just sex.
>>82981481
>cut
>>82980900
There are a lot of tricks to grow your beast: milk, red meat, push up, massages. It's not just genetics.
Mckinney >> Daddario
>>82981519
obviously meant cute
>>82981588
more like Mckinoo, amirite?
>>82981588
No, stop. McKinney has better breasts, but Daddario is legitimately gorgeous.
>what did she mean by this?
>>82980173
Yup me too. She was way out of my league. I was with 3 different super hot girls in high school. Classic peak. Then I became a NEET loser after graduating and gained 100 pounds and never leave my house.
>>82981896
What is this, /r9k/?
Get over it.
if you were transformed into a super hot girl with awesome tits, what would you do?
she also has amazing legs and great feet
>>82982131
Start a successful global conglomerate based around petrochemicals.
>>82982131
play tanks
>>82982026
Are you mad that I was with 3 hotties and you're still a virgin?
>>82982131
Nothing.
But seeing as I'm hot, I would be celebrated for it no matter what.
>>82982507
Key word here: was
You're trash now. And will remain so for the rest of your patethic life, unless you get your shit together, you sad sack of crap.
>>82982131
fuck alot of people?
>>82982507
Yes Uncle Rico, I'm mad you're bragging about something you probably never did on the interbutts.
>>82981799
>you must be at least this wide to talk to me
>>82977633
a thread died for this
>>82983480
someone raised a kid for more than a decade and made significant alterations to their life so that the child could post this insignificant comment here.
TWO PEOPLE DIED FOR THIS
>>82977633
I knew I recognized her from somewhere!
https://youtu.be/WlUvQkW4B1k
>>82983521
I'm pretty sure billions of (potential) children died because of those tits.
>>82981446
FUCKING ANSWER ME COCKSUCKER