>female character is supposed to be likeable >they

>female character is supposed to be likeable
>she's a loudmouthed cumdumpster
Oh you Jews!

>>82968696
Fuck you Firefly

>>82968696
Dumb frogposter.

>character is supposedly an asocial loner
>has sex a few times

How am I supposed to relate to this shit?

>>82968910
Normies have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes. They think a guy just being a little shy but otherwise normal is the maximum it gets.

>>82968910
This. Hollywood people really can't comprehend a person that doesn't have sex
>So we need a loser character
>Okay, so he has sex once a month
>No, a loser
>Once a year?

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>Female character tries to be like "one of the guys"
>Guy bants with her
>She gets offended and kicks him in the dick
>"I grew up with five brothers!"

>>82968970
>>82968955
>be an ugly jew screenwriter
>10/10 models just line up to suck your dick for a slim chance to get a minor role
>assume this happens to every guy on Earth

>>82968995
name 2
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1493900401621.webm

>female character is supposed to be likeable
>she has a dick and visible Adam's apple

A bit too on the nose for me.

>character is a nerd
>played by a 10/10 turbochad wearing glasses

>>82968910
>character is supposedly an asocial loner
>him being quiet makes people interested in him, and girls think he's a "sexy and mysterious" that way
It's like screenwriters live on a different planet. The only thing being an asocial loner really gets you is "hahaha anon just talked, anon just talked" when you start opening your yap.

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>>82968995
>they are having a bbq
>she kicks the chef in the balls
>You call this a burger? I grew up with Five Guys, you know

>>82969038
She didn't kick him in the nuts, but there was a movie set in the snowy mountain where a woman punched a guy in the face when he banted with her. Can't recall the name of it now.

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>>82968970
N-no one here is a virgin at 20+, right?

>>82969058
>Try not to shoot up any schools today xDDD

>shy girl with glasses, wearing a crucifix, studying in the library
>Ewww she is such a lame-o!

>jumpcut to her having sex with a buff black man
>Wooooow damn gurl, knew you wuz cool all along
>Hehe, yeah, I'm cool like the boys

>doorbell rings
>mc opens the door

There are limits to my suspension of disbelief you know

>>82969182
>UPS delivery requires a signature

>bearded character is supposed to be likeable
>screams ALLAHU AKBAR and stabs the whole cast before exploding

Fucking hell, Hollywood. ..

>>82968696
What if you're a virgin, but you don't mind fictional characters having sex?

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>>82969521
Then you don't belong here

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>character is supposed to be relatable
>has good relationship with family and friends
>is able to keep a job for more than 3 weeks

What the fuck?? Life isn't like this at all

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>>82968696

>female character is supposed to be strong, independent and likable
>gets upset about some minor thing her husband does early in the movie
>is upset about it the entire movie
>suddenly is in a position where only she can save the husband and the rest of the group from death
>refuses to do it until the husband apologizes

>>82969119
23 years old, never had sex. to be honest, I'd be content with never having sex in my whole life. It saddens me to watch people go to hookers to "blow their cherry" as if they've achieved something significant and now can rest easy.
To be clear, I'm not running away from sex or anything, just not that motivated to chase it either.

>>82969119
>tfw 21 y/o virgin.
Is it over for me?

>>82970505
I had sex with a prostitute before and let me tell you that it's very underwhelming. Sex is not nice at all unless you've haven't orgasmed in a week. Sex is about getting to the point of having sex. Once you get there it's not interesting at all and you just wanna get through with it. Women smell poorly and once you get close up you find all the flaws. Even if you could look past the physical flaws (but then you'd be like a woman) the personality flaws in most women are just so unbearably horrendous.

After you've spent 500 dollars on a high class hooker you realize that good, now you've at least tried sex, but it's definitely not appealing at all.

Sex is just like having friends. When you're alone you can't stop thinking about being with others but when you get to the point you realize how awfully flawed people are, their stupidity, their irritating personality traits.