How the hell did this fat fuck get so much pussy!? I get how he fucked the strippers and the Russians because of the whole muh power thing, and I get how I fucked Ralphie's bitch because she knew who he was, and I get how Dr. Milfi wanted to fuck him but decided not to, all because of the power she saw on him as a mob boss. But how did he seduce that suicidal bitch that did not know he was in the Mafia!? And that real state girl that later fucked Chrissy!?
>>82967633
We are still animals and we flock to alphas. Being in the mob and rich helped a lot but he had confidence making it the perfect storm.
Money, power, and charisma.
Also he's fat, sure, but he's not that bad looking of a guy if you focus on just the face.
>>82967742
>he's not that bad looking of a guy if you focus on just the face
So henis the anti-butterface? Just butterbody
>>82967633
only someone born in the 90's could be this retarded. you should just kill yourself op.
>>82967764
Essentially, yes.
The number of women who only seek out muscles is disproportionate to what media says. Fat dudes get laid often, it's just more about how they present themselves. Tony ever presented himself as a fat gorging slob at home.
Plus he's not a manlet. Not being a manlet helps a lot.
>>82967633
He's the ultimate alpha male.
>>82967633
He literally doesn't take shit from anybody. If he wasn't a mobster,he would be a CEO or a successful businessman. He is a natural born leader and while some people would argument "he wouldn't get laid if he was a street cleaner" I'd say that in no reality would a guy with his personality be anything else but a success.
>>82967929
did you watch all of the show anon?
>>82967633
He is extremely tall and big, wide shoulders, ver masculine and alpha behaviour, you can even see it the show when everybody compliments him on how big he is!
>>82967633
all americans are fat and they still reproduce.
>>82968084
not him, what are you referring to
>>82968210
the final season
>>82967929
>anything else but a success
Or dead, or in jail, or dethroned and so on.
>>82968331
he was trying to prevent a war, not really taking shit from them
>>82968445
that has nothing to do with what was being discussed anon. don't try to join in if you're not up to it.
>>82968502
literally nothing wrong with his post then
you must have missed the "if he wasn't a mobster" prefix, which of course he was always going to be
you know Quasimodo predicted all this
>>82967633
TV.
In real life, nobody would want to touch him without getting paid, mob boss or not.
>>82968536
>if he wasn't a mobster
was the point your brainless fuck.
>>82968115
for you>>82968115
XD
>>82967633
>Money
>Power
>Respect
womens pussy dripp over those 3 things. Tony Sokino has all 3.
CALL YOUR MOTHA
>>82968772
did he really want to fuck him modda?
How fucking stupid can you be?
Shoot your shot OP, all they can say is no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtkJ5PWa-N8
>>82967633
I can tell OP touches a lot of vagina and is not sexually frustrated at all.
>>82967633
He's tall, he's a mob boss and he's decently charismatic.
>>82969258
Isn't that supposed to be a kids show!?
>>82969718
>>82969784
Hey! I made that pic! Did not know somebody saved it!
>Yes, I know it's shit
>>82969853
Sometimes the shittiness makes a meme funnier to me.
>>82969990
Ok. I'll make you another Vito meme
>>82969990
Here you go, senpai
>>82967854
Also it was New Jersey. Even if he wasn't boss he'd still be like a 7/10.
>>82971757
This
>>82967633
He's a self-insert for plebs who watch TV and hope each episode = a movie. Tiny men, all.