Hey anon, you finally stopped going to Robert's lame ass

But your name is also Robert

This is too confusing. I'll just stay at home.

Fat chance I just came to get back my towel and shampoo.

>>82962999
Sorry but my wife prefers to get BLACKED

>>82962999
They don't let you sniff the seats at the other place so I'm coming here now.

*takes shotgun out*
I came here to avenge Robert
*shoots him*
And keep the change boy *winks at the camera*

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>>82963091
The Kinoplex. TV's newest sitcom about Jules, an awkward young man trying to win the love of his co-worker, Lane. All the while the manager, Robert mentors Jules and tries to keep the theatre in order as the characters get into wacky but relatable hijinks. /tv/ will also be a recurring character as a condescending and needy moviegoer with a strange codependent friendship with Robert. Other Robert is an employee of the Kinoplex's main rival, the Cinetorium and constantly tries to make customers go to the Cinetorium instead of the Kinoplex. He frequently butts heads with /ourRobert/. The show is all about the ups and downs in the lives of these characters.

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV8yly-wFD4

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>>82963115
>>82963135
>>82963184
Okay, okay, I hired a black guy alright? Will you come to the Cinetorium now? He even has Lobster Tails, your favorite.

>>82963360
THAT'S NOT ROBERT I TOOK BLACK PEOPLE DIFFERENTATION CLASSES AND I KNOW HE'S A FAKE

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>>82963310
>obvious storyline where Jules got cucked by Robert and Lane got blacked
This is like written since the beginning of the universe

>>82963360
>Lobster Tails
FUCKING LIAR. IT'S CRAB LEGS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

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>>82963446
Robert has a long time gf that he wants to propose to.

>>82963360
>free drink refill
>25c popcorn refill
sounds good and all but I'm not stepping out of the movie to get more popcorn

>>82963310
Reel Life would have been a way better name for a show

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*blocks your path*
SURPRISE FUCKASS! THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY FROM ME BY NOT GOING TO ROBERT'S KINOPLEX? I DON'T THINK SO. HAND OVER YOUR TICKET SO I CAN CHECK IT YOU LITTLE FAGGOT.

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>>82963310
>it's a Popcorn Magician is being a little shit again episode

>>82963310
This would probably work as cinemas is the new ironic hipster thing that gen z love.

>>82963485
what are bitches for?

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Robert hired a new penis inspector for his Kinoplex.

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>Robert crying while watching his kino
>gf is unimpressed
What is he watching guys? I think it's Master and Commander.

>>82963892
Logan B&W

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>>82963583
fuck you ticket master

>>82963892
Jowanna Man

>>82963892
defiantly pootie tang

>>82963310
It's a /tv/ pulls Jules to go ghosthunting in the forbidden closed room where the Dark Knight was shown only once

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>>82963664
This is such fucking horseshit

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>>82963855
Ohh... Anon, I shouldn't have eaten those refried beans... I'm gonna-*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
Oh this is so embarrass-*PFFFFFTTTHHHHHHH*
J-just zip up your pants and enjoy your movie

bazinga?

>>82963855
would not wash myself for 2 months just to see her reaction when she discovers my smega