>its 45 minutes into dinner service and /tv/ still hasnt gotten

FUCK

>>82962920
the customers like having 50 things to choose from, gordon, they don't care about frozen.

File: 1493979959743.jpg (68KB, 1100x660px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 1100x660px

>What's this?
>I-it's fresh copypasta, Chef
>Right, and how many times has this batch been served this week?
>I'd say around 6 times a day
*drums and eerie background music*
>Christ... And how old is it?
>....Over 4 years old, chef
>So what's so fuckin fresh about it then!?
*camera zooms in, drums get louder*
>I... w-well..
>YOU'RE SERVING 4 YEAR OLD PASTA AND CALLING FUCKING IT FRESH, YOU TWAT!
>You're right... We shouldn't be doing this
*gordon shakes his head and walks away*
>Unbelievable. What a fucking donkey.

>>82964051
Man i thought Gordon calling that lady an idiot sandwich was really funny, but then i saw the version with that anime char crying shopped in and it made me understand how incredibly hurtful it actually is

where are the fucking crabs legs? dont make me go back to robert

>>82964106

>implying it wasn't even funnier

>>82962920
Suck my dick Gordon, I was trying to arrange my freshly dead grandmothers funeral.
How do you feel now Gordon?

>>82964240
>How do you feel now Gordon?

Like she'd do a better job in the kitchen than you, CUNT.

>watch one of Gordon's shows
>"IT'S 45 MINUTES INTO DINNER SERVICE AND THE ENTREES AREN'T COOKED YET YOU NUMB FUCKING CUNT! GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN BEFORE I SKULL FUCK YOU!"

>watch one of Gordon's cooking videos
>"I love fresh sage. Such a great scent. And I love you, gentle viewer, as well. If you make a mistake it's okay. We're just here to learn."

Reminds me of my dad.

File: Capture.jpg (48KB, 385x457px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 385x457px

tfw no clueless tatiana gf

>>82964389

KEK

>>82964106
>it made me understand how incredibly hurtful it actually is
Not at all? Since it's from a comedy sketch

the sound design on his shows never fails to crack me up

>>82964106
I understand this reference.Thank you.

>>82964106
I know that reference