> security breach the day before and they still go through

>>82957655
Hot opinion coming through

Temple of Doom is best indie.
Raiders is ok but overrated
Last Crusade is not good
Crystal Skull was not as unwatchable as people pretend it is, but its still the worst one easily.

>>82958313
How many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

They say "how could he survive a nuclear blast in that fridge?!"

how do you know he survived? It was his last Indiana Jones movie... if the blast didnt kill him, the radiation would.

Indie probably died right after the movie ended.


think about that, Indie, the famous nazi-fighting archeologist died a slow, painful death of radiation poisoning.

>>82958388
Straight outta Reddit

>>82957655
That movie was so unbelievably ridiculous.

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>>82958313
>Last Crusade is not good

>>82958313
>Last Crusade is not good
Even when you're just shitposting there's some things you should never say.

>>82958313
I watched Crystal Skull all the way through for the first time recently after years of people shitting all over it and I actually thought it wasn't half bad, the aliens thing kind of shit all over the theme of the previous movies but I didn't hate it.

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>>82958313
>Last Crusade is not good

*jumps shark*

>>82959131
>Aliens

This is well known in fan circles as the test to see if someone actually saw the movie or is just pretending they did so they can join in with professional contrarian critics and seem smart on the internet.

There are actually no aliens in the 4th Raiders film, anyone who genuinely watched it rather than saw a few trailers and heard there was a bit with a fridge (which is no more silly than the bit with the raft and plane in Raiders 2) and cg gophers (which are a cute throwaway gag) would know this.

So the next time some chump on the internet goes "Fridge, gophers, shia, aliens. Waaaah, muh childhood, der filum woz ruined." You can easily identify it as a troll post.

If it mentions extradimentional beings it might be on the level or have read this post though.

>>82958388

Makes sense, why else would he be getting married if he wasn't going to die and wanted to pass his inheritance on to his wife and son with minimum tax.