At work today, I met a man in a straw hat. He came up to the deli case. When our eyes met, we just looked into each other's souls for a while. He knew that I knew. I smiled warmly and calmly said, "Big fan."
"Thanks," he replied.
I did ask him a few questions before he left.
"Are you spiritual?"
"What goes on in Hollywood?"
"What goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood?"
"Are you part of any secret societies?"
In that order. We were face to face. I read people very well, and this man was extremely emotive. His every move told a story.
Can you tell who he is, /tv/?
Kodak Black
Is he classic?
Hitler.
Kim Coates
>>82948720
Malick?
paul mcartney
nice blog op
fuk u
Maybe this picture will be more clear.
Mark Linn-Baker
I can't tell who it is, but he looks pretty classic...
>>82948928
I shupposh chilled wins are off the table as well?
>>82948928
blart paul
Who is that?
>>82949142
Looks like my cousin Eric
Wonder what he's thinking.
>>82949142
KEANU
>>82949341
jeff foxworthy
Liam nesn
Look at that fucking nose.
is that matthew mcconahey
>>82948928
Keanu
what city is this?
>>82949679
austin
>>82949142
Classic?
matthew mcconaughey
too easy
>>82948720
It's Matthew McConnaughey
Looks like him, plus Matthew is very spiritual
He told me that he believes in God.
another shitty reddit thread
>>82949748
>>82949771
too late i already gueesed who it was and what city
theres no way thats keanu from that last pic... who could it be?
>>82949142
>all you can eat buffet at a supermarket
Kill yourself fat American fags
>>82949809
It still counts bitch
>>82949819
its a whole foods not golden corral
>>82949809
>matthew mcconahey
don't know who that is? I know who matthew mcconaughey is though, so I guessed it first nigger
He came to Cleveland's east side, to take care of a few things.
>>82949827
fuck off i won
>>82949777
>God
>trip 7s
Really made me think
>>82949855
Like?
>>82949854
i still won so eat a nigger cock
>>82949855
did you tell him Sahara is the greatest movie of all time?
>>82949923
y-you first
>>82949777
>if man is 5
>then the devil is 6
>then God is 7
>>82948720
Ryan Gosling at the grocery store the other day
>>82949892
That wasn't an accident. 777 is the God code.
>>82949897
For one, he was with a lady.
>>82948720
Wilson from Home Improvement
>>82948720
so what were McConaughey's answers?
>>82949819
It's a fucking salad bar you retard.
Did you ask him why he agreed to co-star with a nigger as Roland?
reported for doxxing
>>82950120
To the second question, he answered "Make good stories." He said a few other things in the same vein but indicated to me more with his eyes. He knew what I meant and that scared him. He sounded like he was hiding something, like he had to stop himself from blurting the truth out.
To the third question he answered "We get together to make a good story," and the like. Again avoiding the real question, but little did he know I read body language like a book, and can discern when most anyone lies, including him. He again had to compose himself after understanding what I meant. The eyes are the gateway to the soul.
>>82950742
To the fourth question, he looked at me with a knowing look. The word "no" desperately came out of his mouth, but his eyes told another story. "Maybe my family." With that, I knew he was a satanist like most of the rest. It was written all over his face and I did feel that energy.
>>82950742
What did he think of you just standing there and taking pictures like a paparazzi?
>>82949777
It's Bill Murray.
>>82951589
he took me out back and rode my ass like a hiv stricken urban cowboy