>you now realize walter auto-healed from the stab wound and

>I can help!

>>82947098
i think david was smart enough to fuck him up beyond all repair
and he only would have left him alive if he knew walter would have continued his work there

Was it love or duty?

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>>82947212

booty duty.

>>82947167
david had like a split second to get re-dressed, comb his hair and rip his hand off to catch his flight

i doubt he had the time to properly disable a superior android

>>82947098

Walter can Auto heal wounds.

Walter is in the med bay trying to fix his wounds. (This doesn't seem off to the crew)

>>82947276

Don't forget, "Swallow two face huggers that for some reason are already in storage glass to place along side other embryos in an embryo development machine that he didn't know the colonists had.

>>82947276
there was probably a main line he could cut to
cut off all power, david obviously knew enough
about walter to stab in the perfect place to disable
him for a few minutes

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why didn't he just grow back his body

>>82947361
why was this newer droid considered more defective than an older droid like walter?

>you now realize that david had a lotr flute that enabled him to manipulated the black goo into creating the ultimate xenomorph

ridley pulled a lucas in alien

What puts me off is that this happens decades before the first Alien and yet they are using much higher tech. I'd like to see how they'll explain that one,

>>82947098
walter will find an engineer ship with tons of eggs that david put in, he's gonna crash in lv426

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>>82947454

because Alien came out in 1979 and this came out in 2017, also there's a sale at Tesco's.

>>82947454
truckers use cheap and outdated shit to cut costs

>>82947282
I highly fucking doubt they knew that. They never saw him get garroted by David, and his hand never grew back. There's no reason for them to be suspicious.

>>82947253
Was it me or did she get more attractive as the movie went along?

>>82947425
He was made to be more human. David is too autistic to properly act like a human.

Ridley Scott is the new George Lucas.

I look forward to see Zyklon Mike and I'M DYING LAUREN rip into this one.

>>82947282
or, you know, they just forgot about it after all the shit they just survived

/tv/ has been shitting on this movie.

It really wasn't that bad.

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>>82947098
>Implying based BroWalter will not return and rekt David's master plan
Walter is the Space Jockey from Alien

pleasantly surprised Danny McBride wasn't his usual annoying ass self

>>82947768

What movie wasn't bad?

The Alien parts or the parts where the movie gets fucking hijacked by Prometheus?

>>82947454
The importance of the mission. In the future going to space is a walk in the park.

>>82947679
Not just you.

I hated her stupid fucking face in the trailer.

By the end of the movie I was rooting for her and she was mai waifu.

So...is there gonna be part III what is David gonna do with all the colonists?

>>82947786
The end of the next movie will be Daniels and Tennessee detecting a signal from the planet and them going back to find Walter with long hair and rescuing him.

why did yuropoors make such a big deal out of the David/Walter kiss when that's how european "men" greet each other instead of shaking hands?

>>82947580
this, you don give high tech to truckers.

the albino alien was the scariest alien yet

>>82947850
He will Pandorum the shit out of them

>>82947098
Was the bonus situation discussed?

>>82947850
There's four more movies in development.

>>82947875
europe is 70% muslim

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>>82947905

3spooky5me

>>82947922
it was cut to two, if ridleys lucky

>>82947454

It's this
>>82947580

If you go outside are all the cars new? Why does my neighbour drive a 15 year old vann instead of getting a new one every year?

Plus take cryosleep into account

For example between alien and aliens, enough time has passed for ripleys daughter to grow old and die

Ships cannot somehow magically get upgraded when they're out on a mission for god knows how long
This movie (and the entire series) has enough plotholes as it is, no need to invent new ones

>>82947967
Fuck. This already felt kind of rushed. The less room Ridley is given the shittier it will be.

Ridley why u decapitate mah Jewfu ;_;

>>82947984
Okay that makes sense.

OMG, THAT WAS DAVID AT THE END!!!

I totally didn't see that coming in a 100 million years!

In case you didn't pick up on it. I was being sarcastic.

what about the part where the newborn chestbuster raised its little arms to mimic its creator David? That was dumb.

>>82948044
Worst "twist" in recent memory, and I watch a fuckton of bad horror movies.

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>>82948035
Wow thats a rare reaction on this site

>>82948044
Maybe the twist will be that walter is still alive.

>>82948094
I wasn't trying to be a smartass or anything when I mentioned the tech, I was genuinely looking for answer. Thank you spurdo.

>>82947947
why would anyone want this ugly piece of shit statue it's not even impressive anatomically like the xenomorph and he had like 5 mins of screen time

>>82948127
Ur welcome

sigh/10

I don't expect much more from 80 year old Ridley Scott who has lost the youthful luster of original and thoughtful sci-fi. He made Alien nearly 40 years ago, in his creative prime, with the help of other brilliant artists and visionaries in their prime. The shit I just watched is a shell of its former idea, desperately trying to capture the brilliance and magic of its original predecessor.

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>>82948094
>on this site
unlike what other sites, anon?

>>82947947
I actually have this statue

>>82947947
Why does he have an engorged vagina

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Bravo Scott.

Fucking hack.

>>82947947
"It looks like shit, an actual turd."
- H.R. Giger

I wonder what he would've said about Covenant.

>>82948206
Non-anon sites

>>82948044
>Retards thinks this was a twist.

Of corse all know it, in others news, water is wet.

>>82948044

I don't think David posing as Walter was supposed to be a twist for anyone except the crew itself.

why are 'morphs so angry?

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>>82947947
It has skin?

Why was everyone in the movie so fucking retarded?

I know that their mistakes were necessary for the events of the movie to occur, but the amount of stupid decisions made by most of the crew members was insufferable.

Did James Franco do something to piss off Ridley Scott? Holy fuck he died so fast. Also what the fuck does the black goo do? It wasn't creating neomorphs in Prometheus.

What happened to this scene?
https://youtu.be/XeMVrnYNwus

>>82948310
Cus they're dickheads

>>82947768
Shills have been shilling this movie, it's pretty fucking awful desu senpai.

>>82948236
You're welcome, bitch.

>>82948044
I think the audience was supposed to say "Of course it's David in disguise" at first but then realize it isn't because "Walter" helped them get rid of the xenomorph, thus making the audience letting their guard down and be surprised in the very end.

>>82948310
They're like space hornets. They exist to ruin you.

>>82947827
She was the kind of strong independent woman i would dream of

>>82948335
What suppose to happen to this "scene"? Looks okay to me.

>>82948335

got cut.
http://www.avpgalaxy.net/forum/index.php?topic=57512.0

>>82948310
They are animals. Not the perfect organism yet.

The gay Nazi robot shoulda kept the long hair

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>>82948405
>avpgalaxy
>avp
Disgusting.
I wouldn't mind going to some off-4chan place to discuss the Alien films but why the FUCK are so many of those dedicated to AVP shit; objectively the worst fucking aspect of both franchises?

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>>82948414
No

>>82947098
>you now realize that no one of the covenant survivors realized "Walter" had open wounds,
as in not autohealed, and yet the morons didn't realize he wasn't Walter

The whole crutch of the movie is hinged on the character David. He literally destroyed an entire civilization for the purpose of a random plot line. That's pretty stupid. Couldn't they have thought of something more compelling than a cop-out story about David

>>82948494
I don't think they are extinct. Looked like a small religious colony.

>>82948494
>he thinks the Engineers were a bunch of hicks on a literally who planet

>So you killed the Prometheus crew, you killed all these ayloos, you experimented on Elizabeth, you created this aliens that are hunting and killing us, right?
>Yes, but could you put your head inside this alien egg?
>Yes, I don't see why not, you seem like a trustworthy guy

>>82948563
They looked small, deformed, more humanoid than the other engineers. They were probably more like a leper colony.

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I've had this on my shelf for like a decade. Should I read it?

>>82948044
it was dramatic irony, not a twist. you fucking retard.

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>>82948331
It made the plants who made the neomorphs. Atleast it's something

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>>82948600

>>82948044
>David starts cutting his hair
>"Oh look, they're going to do the swicheroo"
>David picks a flute
>"Oh look, he's going to kill him with that flute"
This movie was so fucking predictable I bet a 3 yo could still not be surprised by it.

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This just feels unjust, why make 2 movies that barely answers anything. When you're going to make 1 last movie to asnwer everything at the same time

I will never trust another German for as long as I live

Is anyone going to address that this film is a scam?

People are going to see it expecting it a revival of the original Alien and are going to get fucking Prometheus lore.

Endless Prometheus lore and exposition.

>>82948741
Maybe Ridley thought the audience was not stupid enough to consider that a twist.

>>82947802
im glad james franco was roasted alive

>>82948757
Shit not being answered is literally the only thing that makes this interesting

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>>82948623

there were only two of them in the theatrical cut of Prometheus, not necessarily a representation of their entire species. there were probably like six gay black muslim transwomen Engineers in one shot Covenant.

>>82947330
Must have missed the part where they told him about the whole covenant mission.

>>82948783
>People are going to see it expecting it a revival of the original Alien and are going to get fucking Prometheus lore.

Are you retarded? I fucking wish they had made Prometheus 2 instead of this half-breed Alien horse shit.

I don't give a fuck about xenomorphs or any of the new characters. I want to learn more about the engineers and Shaw's/David's adventures.

>>82948600
He was a good christian boy who believed in the good of deranged androids that like to reference classic literature.

real talk though it was pretty silly, especially after the literal "I have been missing a certain.....INGREDIENT" line.
"Nah, I'm just gonna stick my head in this alien egg that this guy has been growing in his basement."

>>82947098
if Walter can auto heal why didn't his hand heal?

>>82947098
you're now aware that davids going to kill daniels and tenesee off-screen for the next movie with the two embryos

>>82948799
But why not just answer some shit instead of keeping it vage. I don't dislike it hell i like it but it will always be those angy joe folks that hate it for not answering enough accoring to them.

>>82947802
He was, without any doubt, the best human actor in that movie. Him and Fassbender were the only reasons I didn't leave 30 minutes in.

>>82948757
It got people talking. That is a good movie to me.

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>>82947820
>walk in the park.

now can we discuss the bonus situation?

>>82948869
I keep telling myself that all this is a rather elaborate ruse. No one asked for covenant.

>>82948600
C'mon david looked like the normal christian to him. hey let's sacrifice everything for nothing but shit and giggles

>>82948898
everyone was aware of that. that's the most obvious outcome.

>Not even midly surprised before A FUCKING ALIEN CIVILIZATION IN FRONT OF YOU
Nobody, except the Danny McBride was acting like a fucking human in that movie

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>>82948898
doesn't have to be them

hes got 1000 colonists to experiment on

he sent the signal to get more raw material

>>82948446
its a hub sight forall things alien and predator and those in between

>>82947802
I'm telling you as i told my friends, comedic actors have a big potential for dramatic role. Comedy is hard. If they can do comedy they can do drama. And Danny Mcbride killed it in the movie he should do more drama, he's really good at it if he setes his mind to it

>>82947984
okay then,
Why do state of the art badass marines.
And another Colony setup on a different planet
have technology that is worse than these guys?

>>82949031
did you watch thee movie?
daniels knows its david at the very end

>Mother doesn't inform them that the android isn't Walter
>Mother doesn't inform them that the dude in the infirmary is dying
>Mother doesn't inform them that there're 3 alien life forms in the ship
>Inb4 she's in cahoots with David
Then why wake them up at all?

>>82948600
He knew fuckall.
Wasn't stupid at all, nothing like the shit we saw in Prometheus. You're just stuck in one mode, you're putting your internet critic gears on high and you pushed the button so hard that you broke it.

>>82949130
didn't Tennessee say that he shut her off for maintenance? Or was that before?

can anyone explain the significance of not knowing who wrote ozymandias?

>>82949130
David wanted to test his new lifeform.

>>82948898
ridley is such a hack he'll actually do it

>>82949106
>have technology that is worse than these guys?
Their guns went thru xenos like butter.

>>82949130
Mother is a cunt

>>82948898
I'm done

I am so done.

I have to go write my own cosmic space horror story now just fill the the hole.

>>82949182
Yes
Mother was down for 4 hours

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>>82947098
Just saw this.

I thought it was absolutely fantastic. It opened up a surprising about of possibilities.
Even though it kind of rips off System Shock with it's AI becomes a God thing

I hope Ridley does the same thing for the Blade Runner sequel.

>>82949192
It shows he's flawed like humans.

why did david breathe a sigh of relief when daniels got the alien off the ship? he's the one responsible for the alien being there.

i understand his larger scheme was to infect the colonists and use them as hosts. but then why the fuck would he infect that faggot with alien goo to birth an alien and risk his whole mission?

>>82949130
>>Mother doesn't inform them that the android isn't Walter

this seemed retarded to me. at the very least there should have been some kind of exchange overheard by the remaining crew of Mother learning and identifying this new droid on the ship.

>>82948898
GODDAMN IT SCOTT DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

>Barely 10 years after the Prometheus FAILED expedition
>An expedition that caused Weyland himself, the president of the company to DIE
>Already sending colonists in space
>And without any true security protocols

What

>let's land on this planet we don't know without helmet and breathe alien oxygen and atmosphere like it was kansas

Fucking Detroit has a toxic enough air to NOT BREATHE in there

>>82949258
So who was the one talking with femenine voice about an alien life form roaming around in the ship?

>>82949192
He's flawed.

also Frankenstein reference (was it that Shelley he mentioned?)

>>82949192
This

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What's his endgame lads?

>>82949285
>why did david breathe a sigh of relief when daniels got the alien off the ship?
Because David knew he was in a movie and had to trick the viewers.

>>82949237
>>82949130
Mother is in kahoots with the corperation

>>82947454
>and yet they are using much higher tech
Like a FTL capable fully automated mothership that uses a human voice of a loud speaker to command Walter to carry out mundane, routine functions that require the pressing of buttons or the sleep pods that fail to wake and automatically half incinerate the inhabitant while the others watch through the glass or the fact it can't even tell the different digital signature of the two droids who are different models.

The writers of this movie are brain dead hacks.

>>82949329
he doesnt have one

neither does Scott

>>82949309
Ozymandias is by Percy Shelly, his wife Mary wrote Frankenstein. Had to look it up ngl.

>>82949285
>why did david breathe a sigh of relief when daniels got the alien off the ship? he's the one responsible for the alien being there.

I think the alien got into Demian Bichir's mouth on planet but didn't suffocated him enough to put him out

Having the Xeno running around the station with the other sleeping colonists and embryos wasn't a good idea either

But this movie is so dumb in the most obvious ways that I think that makes too much sense and it was just to make you think it was Walter

Although everyone fucking knew the truth at that point.

>>82949192
It shows that he's broken mentally and completely unhinged. Similar to HAL 9000 and when he falsely predicted that the CRM -1138 would fail in 2001. One small error in a machine compromises its entire integrity.

>>82949293
You do realize that before they landed on that planet they were able to scan it and determine the atmosphere was safe to breathe right? Or were you too busy thinking of ways to shit on this movie to notice?

>>82949329
Create and destroy.

i hated how Fassbender was all Assassins Creed mode, lol what was up with all the hoods and this. I thought I was supposed to watch alien not Assassins creed

>>82949293
Dr Manhattan would've been fired out the nearest airlock by any sane crew the minute he said "Hey, I'm the captain now so lets abort this mission we're on and go to this unknown planet instead".

>>82949329
I thought the longest time that the engineers did something to shaw in order for david to have that expression to relentlessly just drop all that shit onto them. even the prologue helped reinforce that idea.
Boy was i wrong

>>82949130
she was a good friend

>>82949372
what corporation? weyland? they didn't fucking know David survived, finding the planet was 1 in a quitillion chance.

>>82949329
To create life

He was created by someone who was created

He wanted to prove himself mroe worthy (thereby extermenating the engineers)

And he wanted to prove himself better by creating the perfect organism

But then again how perfect can a organism be to need a third party species to survive and re start its life cycle

>>82949308
The Ayy lmao showdown was after the maintenance

>>82948898
The ending of the movie laid everythign out very clearly.
He's going to turn the ship into his new laboratory. The humans are test subjects/resources.
There isn't going to be a direct sequel because we already know exactly what will happen.

>>82947454
speaking of tech
>Tennesse has a hand held laser that can cut steel cable like nothing
>everyone uses bullet guns

the future sucks

>>82949329
His own series of "Evil David" prequels and sequels and to earn shekels by entertaining plebs

>>82949474
They're all knowing beurocrats and all

>>82949497
So, again
Why not tell them that android isn't Walter?
Why not tell them there're 3 alien life forms on board and not 1?

>>82949285

>why did david breathe a sigh of relief when daniels got the alien off the ship? he's the one responsible for the alien being there.

it tongue-punched the security monitor with him on it, maybe it's not as friendly to David as the other one and the Neos were. (or it couldn't tell that he was a robofriend through video)

>>82949528
>what is the inverse square law and why laser weapons will never be a thing

>>82949528
That's like comparing rifles to blowtorches.

>>82949293
>let's land on this planet we don't know without helmet and breathe alien oxygen and atmosphere like it was kansas

It was a weird choice anyway considering the planet was already infested with aliens. It's not like the plot required people to get infected to start the outbreak.

>>82949445
>You do realize that before they landed on that planet they were able to scan it and determine

Oh yeah, sure, the same computer that DIDN'T PICKED UP INVASIVE ALIEN SPORES THAT TEAR YOUR STOMACH AND MAKES YOU SHIT A GENOCIDAL MONSTER

HOW CAN A COMPUTER MADE IN EARTH KNOW THE WHOLE POSSIBILITES OF EVERYTHING GOING WRONG IN THE DEPTHS OF UNKNOWN SPACE

HOW CAN IT SCAN FOR A LIFEFORM IT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTS OR DOES?

DON'T BE SO STUPID ANON. DON'T BE SO STUPID.

WHO WROTE THIS? WAS IT YOU? THIS IS KINDERGARTEN STUPID.

THEY WERE HELMETS IN THE MAGIC BUS.

>>82949445
They actually said something in the lines 95% of air like in Earth, that's still 5% of shit you don't know

>>82948724
I really really like that image

>>82949683
dDon't be a nigger faggot

>A terrible monster the likes of which has never been seen has killed many crew mates in unimaginable ways, mutilated them horribly.

Do you
A: GTFO quick?
B: Go to the showers for some hot BBC action with the ships designated bull?

In the movie Alien the only one to discover that the xeno ,that David created, is the perfect organism is another android.

Did /tv/ ever get to the bottom of the Halo/Aliens similarity?

>>82949683
wear*

>>82947917
Yeah! How many adjusted nudollars are they gonna get?

>>82949789
GTFO where?

>>82949789
are you
a: memeing
b: honestly asking
because that's not what happens

>>82949792
Android bias

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>>82948377
She's got really nice tits

Do movies and books don't exist in this kind of movies?
>A dude and his evil close fight each other
>Only one survives but you didn't see the outcome of the battle
>Immediately trust him
...no, simply, no, you question him with something ony the real one could tell you. This is a trope for something.

>Two aliengs hunting you
>"I feel like separating and taking a bath"
Srly, that girl deserved getting her head chopped off

>>82949877
b: Honestly asking what the purpose of the shower scene was.

What do think happens?

>>82948044
I liked how they revealed it. I was so tense for that last 30 minutes, because I knew it was coming. Seeing the fear in her eyes before she went into cryosleep and then hearing the british accent was terrifying.

I would reccommend Alien: Kino-nant to any anon who is on the fence about going :+)

>>82948643
yes

>>82947454
actually if you look at the control panels on the ships aside from holographic interfaces and higher res cameras the panels still use archaic knobs, levers and jutting out buttons

>>82949991
The obvious answer is: one of the fucking producers really wanted an interracial fuckscene or he'd pull out of the entire project.

>>82948331
David says it mutates constantly so has constant different effects

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>>82949961

I need to see her in panties and a tank top (or weird medical bandage tube top) in order to properly judge her as an Alien protagonist.

>>82947098
He still has the crashed juggernaut filled with eggs.
Not sure how it's going to work out with the space jockey, but Walter knows where the Covenant is headed.

>>82949961
She's got a droopy face and she was extremely forgettable. More so than godboy, more so than McBride, more so than Noomi.

>>82947156
>Worse episode of Fargo history
>Might be the most remembered part from a forgettable season.

>>82949961
Qt

>>82949568
David had a goddam override code for a computer mainframe built ten years after he was supposedly killed

clearly he either overrided her or she just has secret protocols courtesy of Weyland to just be David's bitch

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>the xenomorph that we all know and love was made in cave by a misanthropic android

>>82947454
Nostromo was a old industrial ship. If you look at industrial controls they are designed to last 50 years, not to look fancy. Unlike a exploration ship or a colony ship that will be used once before overhaul.

does anyone know if reddit got triggered by having Jamal from Empire hook up with a white woman in this?

>>82949961
to bad she has a near permanent scowl/sad face

>>82947437
No, the flute is just a Chekov's Gun

The engineer ship is activated by the notes of a flute (as seen in Prometheus), and Walter just so happened to learn how to play. He's gonna come back and save the day eventually.

>>82950182
>They still make protocols for a android destroyed 10 years ago

>>82950198
That was a protomorph though.

>>82947276
>applying logic or consistency to this movie

wew

Which one is the better movie, Covenant or GotG 2?

>>82949528
lasers will never have military applications beyond maybe point defense

Way too obvious that it was creative David that went back to the ship. Also the movie in general was pretty shit.

>>82950303
GotG2 desu

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>>82947098
I... AM... SHODAN...

>>82947098
Does a female get facehugged?

>>82949528
alright why dont you try killing me with that laser while i use the shotgun from the landing vehicle

>>82948643
Fuck ueah you should. It has some good stories man

>>82950330
literally only a religious fuckwad and a gay mexican

>>82950330
urmom

>>82949991
Exclusively for a trailer shot.

The alien tail going up someone's vagina is a pretty scary thought. The movie didn't really do that though which was disappointing. Could've been a creative kill.

>>82949683
Spectral analysis idiot

>>82947454
Just think about where we are today in our developed countries compared to how there are people in Thailand at the same time working in sweatshops with primitive equipment.

That's basically how the Nostromo is treated as a bunch of space miners/truckers

>>82950358
Well crap.

still will watch it saturday, hope it worth 4 bucks.

>>82950330
Facehuggers attach for seconds before dropping off then burst in minutes, full grown xeno in the next scene.

The movie is trash

>>82950368
the movie didn't do alot of things it could have, what a waste of a rare R-Rating

>Retard soldier can't feel a fucking alien introducing something in his throat

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so did david do all that shit to shaw while she was alive?

or did she really die during the crash and he just did his experiments after?

i'm not too clear what happened there

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>>82950419

>full grown xeno in the next scene.

the fuck are you talking about. the gay guy didn't pop until they were all back up on the Covenant even though the tilt-a-whirl scene went on forever.

>>82950285
Nice catch

>>82949961
Woah, hot tummy and nice tits, long hair suits her better

>>82949090
SOME comedic actors. Don't tell me you think Rebel Wilson or Rob Schneider could pull off drama

>>82947768

Watched it with me pleb friend today who swallows any shit on the screen. He said it had too many plot holes and that it sucked in general. I aggree comepletly with him honestly.

>>82950285
David: Why?! Why won't you die?!
Walter: Nanomachines, Son!

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>>82950575
>watching anything more than twice

>>82950497
that was her corpse with the ripped open chest right? Probably a hugger/chestburster prototype that went bad. She was alive for the experiments since I don't think xenos like dead meat.

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I was offput by the look of the look of the actual alien, it comes out of the chest basically as a mini-xeno when in the original movie it seemed like slightly more undeveloped than that

>>82950589
>David: Are you...immortal?
>Walter: No, I just don't fear death

>>82947768
It's excellent up until David shows up.

Love the backburster sequence

>>82950575
Pleb "aggrees" with a pleb. Shocker.

>>82950622
I place that as limitations of the time

>>82948474
TFW you will never see Fassbender blasting B-17s in a full Luftwaffe Jagdflieger get up, doing wing waggles as he shoots down Dicke Autos in his Fw 190A8 R2.

Why even live.

>>82950285
>Walter rams the Prometheus ship into the Covenant one as David is about to kill Danniels
>"Get away from her, you BITCH!"

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Did y'all get your AMC exclusive pins?

>>82947454
The colonists know about the bonus situation, you filthy poor cuck

I

NEED

A

SCREEN

SHOT

OF

THE

QT

BABY

XENOMORPH

HOLDING

HIS

HANDS

UP

pls

>>82950622
The baby xeno was never meant to look like a snake, it was meant to have arms and legs, but due to the technical limitations they never showed that well

>>82950419
It was probably about 3-5 hours in movie time from implantation to full growth.

The first time they were hiking for a long time in the woods and the second the chick was asleep for a while as the ayy lmao was born

>>82950708
You can see the arms there, and it doesn't slide out of the room even. It runs out.

>that fucking dumb bitch who literally blows herself up, and their first ship

>>82950751
i know, but people always assumed stage 1 was a snake

These aliens violate the laws of physics, they grow up in literally seconds.

>>82947098
Wrong. David shut him down with his master system override code. Remember him using it on the Covenant too? Peter rigged everything so his son has ultimate access and control over Weyland shit. Burke is gonna adore and sheepishly follow him when we finally start tying the stories together.

>>82950762
>I would be totally calm and rational after watching an alien burst out of someone's spine and it actively hunting me at hyperspeed

how fat are you keyboard warrior?

>>82950793
there's nothing in the laws of physics that says organisms cant grow at a fast rate.

You ever see how fast bacteria multiplies?

>>82950793
They were designed to be this way. Biomechanical, not regular life. Show me what law it breaks.

>>82950850
they should have been trained for quarantine scenarios. neither of them should have been allowed on the vessel.

Been searching for a horror movie victim that is equally as retarded as Billy Crudup was when he was staring into the xenomorph egg after Billy sees all of the carnage.

Have I found it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZfCHDSJc8c

>>82950622
Ridley is very much about the visual aspect of a scene. He does the storyboards him self a lot of the time.
The whole pose thing must have been very important to him.

>>82950857
>>82950850
You can't transform energy into matter that fast.

>>82950285
Great observation my man.

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>>82950687
Best scene.
Fucker was doing the Rocky pose, proud to have cracked through the captain's chest.

>>82950891
Not with that attitude.

>>82950891
And if you could it would give off buttloads of heat.

>>82950932
The actual bursting was also weirdly beautiful

are they just gonna keep making sequels to Covenant?

>>82950687
it reminded me of baby groot

>>82947947
PUFFY

>>82950289
> implying the Company wasn't in touch with David this whole time and installed a single line of code on all of their Mothers just in case one of their ships happens to run into him

>>82950762
It's the stupidest scene I've ever seen.
>get blood vomited on your face by infected guy.
>take him back to the ships med bay
>decide to quarantine him in there with a healthy crew mate.
>watch as an alien bursts out of infected guy and kills the healthy crew mate who is screaming at you to let her out for a good minute before the bursting.
>decide to get a shotgun and re-enter with the locked in alien.
>turn into Benny Hill and slip on a banana peel, discharging the shotgun all around the ship.
>decide "fuck it" and just run away leaving the alien to exist the door.
>Start up the crazy multi directional shooting again blowing up the ship and killing yourself.

>that haunting scream from david when crudup kills the neomorph

like a parent's scream watching their child die. fassbender was fucking amazing in this movie as both david and walter.

>>82950891
I thought xeno morphs were a combination of gene engineering plus nanobots.

>>82950971
I hope not.
This is clearly Ridley putting an end to the speculation but opening possibilities for future Alien movies.

>>82951018
This, holy fuck

Even his face showed terrifyingly real emotion

>>82949480
It was "perfect" because it killed the imperfect humans.

>>82951018
the acting in general was shockingly good.

>>82951044
There's too more movies in the works after this. Alien: Awakening which will apparently take place in between Prometheus and Covenant and a fourth, final film in the prequel saga.

>>82951084
Fassbender is always a good actor, even when he's in utter crap like Assassin's Creed

>>82951027
Walter is the Space Jockey

>>82951018
agreed

Is it possible that David did not create the original xenomorph but instead learned how to generically make one identical to ones we know of?

>>82951123
It's all but stated that he just went around and perfected the Deacon archetype. If you consider them part of the line, then yeah

>>82951060
He's too good for some of the roles he gets, it's sad
Also, genuinelly surprised to Danny McBride performance

>>82947098

that part when the chest burster comes out of the defacto captain and does the little Jesus on the cross pose with david. We all LOL'd in the theater

>>82951017
She wasnt the one who got vomited on, it was the other chick she locked in

>>82951181
Nope

>>82951076
But the imperfect humans kill the imperfect humans too.

>>82951174
xD omg

>Remember that scene where Gandalf pulled an AK 47 and killed the Mouth of Sauron himself?
>"The fuck?That's stupid, AK 47s do not exist in the LOTR universe"
>OH WOW SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF ANON GEEZ GANDALF IS A WIZARD HE CAN DO ANYTHING OTHERWISE WE WOULDN'T HAVE ACTION IN THE MOVIE

That's what Prometheus/Covenant apologists sound like

can we all agree that Kenny Powers space waifu fucked up the entire mission crew all because she couldn't see BIG YELLOW TANKS WITH RED LETTERS??

>>82951211
It really isn't.

>>82951206

it was so cute tho

david was all like :D

>>82951113
but where is he going to get a new engineer ship?

>>82951278

i know in that flash back it looked like that city hadn't seen one of their own space ships in thousands of years

>>82951211
>the eagles just fly right into Mordor with zero fucks given
>LotR fags defend this

>>82951309
Maybe he fixes the crashed one.
David couldn't, but Walter is smarter

>>82947767
You pussy, the Predator could suck my dick after using ghost pepper extract as a mouthwash and I would be cool as a cucumber.

>>82951331

ship looked pretty fucked up, but he does have time and an entire city to salvage from

guys

i loved this movie

who's with me?

>>82949329
Gee, I don't fucking know.

How on the nose does thematization need to be for it to not go soaring straight over you faggots' heads? Even if you've never heard of Milton in your life, Paradise Lost is so ingrained in western culture and storytelling you shouldn't have a hard time catching such an obvious allusion to Satan.
>>82949192
That he isn't perfect.

>>82951378

I was meh... least it was way better then Prometheus

It was worth seeing once.

>>82951188
I just saw the movie an hour ago the black or whatever geologist chick got vomited on as she was bringing him into the lander

Machinegun telcom freakout chick only got spine blood sprayed on her

I was paying attention cus i was wondering how contagious they're going to make the virus

>>82951378
It was fine. /tv/ is trying to give it the Prometheus treatment but much of the criticism doesn't hold up.

>>82951211
I may have chased you out of that thread on /v/, faggot, but your pleb ass needs to stay there.

>>82948795
No shit. I took a lot of pleasure watching him turn into douche roast.

>>82951445

Yea the editing was WAY better in this one

>>82949329
There's a lot of inspiration from Nihilism and Nietzsche, along with Nazism in the story.
David knows there is no god but strives to fill that role through creation of life so perfect that it must destroy anything less than it.

He's pretty much Davros but more interesting.

>>82951018
Agreed, he was the absolute best part of the movie. Even when the movie was fucking up its religious tones. David still sold me on on the whole lucifer thing

James Franco was on fire with his performance

>>82947916
I get a lot of shit for it but i enjoyed pandorum.

>>82951378
I really really liked it. Not sure I'd say loved. The characterization for anyone not named Walter/David in this film is really lackluster to the point I wonder why they were even there, other than to move the plot along.

Actually knowing who John Milton is without having to google him probably helped.

>>82951498

I almost had high hopes he was killing the Engi's out of spite for them killing his creator but the whole "all Bio life is inferior" is still passable for a rogue AI

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>>82951309

they had that weird dock thing hovering over their city, though.

>Our movie is about space explorers...
>Aight
>...It's sci-fi, with terraforming vehicles and a deep space ship
>Ok
>So, they're going to colonize a planet, but they recieve a signal midway from an unknown planet
>Like, a distress signal?
>No no, it's a... country song
>A country song that far away from Earth?
>Yes
>Uh, ok
>So they decide to steer and check out the signal
>I suppose the ship can do these kind of things
>Actually it can't, and the crew doesn't think it's a good idea but the captain pushes into it anyways even if it's risking the mission
>The whole mission? and the people just go along with it?
>Yes
>But th-
>ANYWAYS, they land on the planet and walk around it
>What's the planet like?
>Like New Zealand, actually
>What's that like?
>Like a forest. It's actually a New Zealand forest.
>So they're strutting through a forest with their suits on?
>NO NO SUITS. They don't need them
>But you SAID they had terraforming tech on the ship, was this planet already inhabited by humans?
>No, it has never ever been known by humans. No human has ever put a foot on it. But it's an habitable planet nevertheless
>So they're walking around without suits in a planet that isn't human even though they're terraformers and this isn't stra-
>SO THEN, one of them goes for a cig in the woods
>OH GREAT
>And THEN, he catches up some spores
>Alien spores...
>...Yes.
>The things that a suit and common sense can prevent in a-
>YOU'RE JUST PUSHING BUTS AND IFS. THIS IS NOT A "HARD" SCI-FI MOVIE
>But you said earlier th-
>SO THAT'S HOW we start our origin movie about the Xenomorph and it's legacy. What you think?

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>>82951511

>>82951194
But xenomorphs don't kill each other, which is what makes them more perfect. At least from David's POV.

>>82948255
did H.R. Giger actually say that?

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>>82950999
this desu
trips of truth

Weyland is behind the WHOOOOOOOOLE thing.
>le evil corporation

Walter will return in the next movie, fully healed, with a flute for a hand, and he'll blow David the fuck out with the space jockey ship. The entire colonist mission was simply Weyland's cover to retrieve David and the xeno assets, just for the ship to "mysteriously vanish" so that David can engineer the xenos to perfection.

>b-but
Think about the scene where they ask why no one has picked up this planet before. It has ion storms on it near enough the entire time, which disguises it's electro magnetic signal (or whatever), or simply - Weyland filtered it out of their data when organising/helping company X/govt out with the colonist mission.

It all does make sense but it's done in such a roundabout way that I don't even know IF they are gonna be that smart and follow along, or if we are all just reading far too much in.

>>82951644
>But xenomorphs don't kill each other
[Alien Resurrection intensifies]

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>>82951511

>mfw this is so true!


But is it funny I didn't even know that was him until AFTER the whole scene with his wife crying in their quarters with the video?

I mean WHY even mention him in the cast at this point? HE PLAYED A CHARD CORPSE!

Brb going for a smoke OH WOW I GOT MUGGED WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT

IF ONLY I USED MY SPACE SUIT IN A HOSTILE UNKNOWN ENVIROMENT

>>82947737
>Zyklon Mike and I'M DYING LAUREN
go FUCK YOURSELF you stupid fucking piece of shit

>>82951584

I dunno the whole city gave me a very very old vibe. Like landing a Space Ship in the middle of Jerusalem

>>82949961
Damn, great tits

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>>82951278
I'm sure there is a whole planet of them. To say nothing about the one that David and Shaw arrived on.

I'd like to believe that Walter is now in the process of destroying all the spores and black goo he can find to ensure that it doesn't fuck anyone else up. Pic related

>>82948044
Everybody knew it was David. I mean come on, what's better: some shitty TWEEST at the end or 20 minutes of tension where you're just waiting for the oblivious crew to get wrecked by David.

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>hottest girl in movie gets naked

what did Ridley mean by this?

Just saw it a hour ago. Wasn't bad but wasn't spectacular. I just went to see it for Danny McBride and he didn't disappoint but the rest of the actors and plot weren't as good as I expected. Kind of a let down. Hope danny gets more roles in serious movies though.

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>>82951593
>"I may have missed every single basic biblical and literary allusion in the movie, but I'm still smart because I pointlessly nitpick every little contrivance in the movie, right guys? Right?"
You're one of those faggots that throws a conniption fit whenever a movie has sound in space, aren't you? Neck yourself my man.

>>82951691
>They had no reason of knowing it was hostile
>They scanned the air beforehand from orbit
Dumbass.

>>82951378
/tv/ is being it's usual autistic self.

It was good, worth a second watch. I give it an 8.25/10.

The ONLY inexcusable part was the fact that they landed on the planet without wearing biohazard suits, which would have protected them the whole time. Unless it managed to bipass the suit's filters... THAT would've been a bit more believable at least.

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>>82951753

idris elba still best captain!

>>82951667
Never heard of that movie.

But seriously, if people shit on the alien bugs that Aliens turned them into, then I can just as easily ignore that point from Resurrection.

>>82951751
he likes women with nice jaws which is good taste

>>82951793
>They scanned the air beforehand from orbit
>They still got infected and face raped
>By an unknown and undetected fauna

Derpa herp i'm anon and i think not gud

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>>82951811
>muh suits
Jesus fucking Christ. It's like I'm really on reddit. Why don't you complain about an actual flaw, like the fact that the characters other than David/Walter exist only as fodder for the aliens?

>>82951751
Was she the one that got blacked?

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>tfw David was the only thing I liked about Prometheus
>have a love for evil AI fucking over humans and shit
>mfw I like that David is the centre villain of the entire franchise now

Feels good man, can't wait for Alien: 2000 problems but a Xeno ain't one, feat more David shenanigans.

>>82951685
Just to prove that the movie is serious business, killing off their key star immediately.

>>82951793
And they said it was like 95% like on Earth, still 5% not like on Earth

>>82951899
They wouldn't pick up microorganisms.

>>82951792
>>"I may have missed every single basic biblical and literary allusion in the movie, but I'm still smart because I pointlessly nitpick every little contrivance in the movie, right guys? Right?"
>You're one of those faggots that throws a conniption fit whenever a movie has sound in space, aren't you? Neck yourself my man.

This movie is stupid people trying to talk smart
Like Batman vs Superman
You neck yourself

>>82951593
Like besides all that shit they
1. Didn't freak out about the trees
1b. Went out with rifles expecting hostile fauna/civ
1c. With shitty connection to the mothership
1d. Lets go on a long hike first thing
2. Took them 15 minutes walkung thru maize to be like huh isnt it weird that theres a literal earth plant here
3. Ye is kinda weird whatever
4. Didn't freak out about alien sounds in the forest
5. Immediately split up into 4 groups
6. Discover an alien spaceship, dont freak out dont even inform the other groups
7. Find evidence of HUMAN REMAINS in delirict alien space ship, still dont freak out
8. Whats this weird alien spore let me sniff it real quick
9. Bringing gay couples on a small colonisation ship

someone make a new thread

i have some important thoughts to share

>>82951915
Like the Captain trusting David when David just told him he's a traitor, that killed both his old crew, the ayloos onthe planet and he created those monsters?
Like mother not informing about the 3 life forms in the ship? like not informing about David?
Like this people while still being hunted by aliens they still separate to take a bath?

>>82951977
make me

>>82951961
>They wouldn't pick up microorganisms
HMMMMM MAYBE THEN IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO USE A HAZMAT SUIT

I don't understand the average moviegoer they're just dumbass

You can write anything and they will believe it's good or interesting

>>82951915
Them not wearing suits and not giving a shit about breathing in some dust from shit they steeped in is a valid complaint

>>82951746
Exactly; everyone knew it was him.

The real fun was trying to sort out HOW he was going to reveal himself? Would he crash the rescue ship back on the surface to strand them there and force Danny and Tenny to fuck and make babies to experiment with? Or will he crash the main colony ship and wake everyone up to do the same? Or what ended up happening in the movie? Or set it up for Bro-Walter to make his ACTUAL twist-surprise-ending reappearance and rescue everyone from David with the recovered Engineer ship?

THAT was the real plan...

>>82951971
They weaht didn't show up until they noticed it. It was just the plant without the actual weat part or whatever the hell the pod thing is.
Fuck it you're just trying to give this the Prometheus treatment and failing goddamn miserably.

>>82951961
Why not use the suits then? holy shit, you know that Earth's air is breathable, right? still we have airborne shit that can kill you

>>82951970
Guess I hit the nail on the head.

>>82952022
But it's not? There's no reason for such precautions to make logical sense when it's going to be 95% the fucking same.

>>82952040
It was there bruv since the first shot after landing

>>82952012
do it

or else

Prometheus planet atmosphere was also breathable but they still went with their suits...just saiyan

>>82952024
Not really.

>>82952042

>land on Earth
>wear a space suit the whole time so some autists in the audience won't REEEEE that there might be airborne parasites that make alien creatures tear their way out of you after infection

>>82951915
Not having believable security protocols AND common sense is the most obvious thing in the movie

After that scene, nothing can have sense in the story anymore

And it does not.

>Oh but muh Ozymandias muh bibliblical refrences thrown in like Family Guy

Yes everything falls apart after that. No suprise to anyone when the movie can't even have believable situations right off the bat

>>82952101
yeah really

>>82952128
We have hospitals on Earth, we also know most of the diseases and shit you can get here. In that planet you don't have hospitals and you don't know shit about the diseases and microorganism that live there.

>>82951915
> defending the no-suits
> complaining about reddit

You sure know a lot about what reddit talks about.

...

>>82952002

> Captain trusting David
He was fucked no matter what; the facehugger would've just ran after the Cap'n.

> Like mother not informing about the 3 life forms in the ship? like not informing about David?

It seems perfectly reasonable that the Company knows about David and inserted a line of code into the programing of ALL Mother's to give anyone who give this authorization code full access to the ship.

Mother has always been in cahoots with the Company and any resident androids.

> Like this people while still being hunted by aliens they still separate to take a bath?

As far as they were concerned there were no aliens left. I mean, what makes people believe that they had anything to worry about anymore?

...

>>82952101
>Not really.

You're right. Just because you said so. Gotcha.

>>82951811
the movie was dumb as shit and felt like it was pieced together by maniacs.

and the xenomorphs looked worse than in Alien Resurrection 20 years ago. Or either of the AvP movies if you will.

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If Ridley Scott just came out and said that he wanted a fantasy movie universe with space wizards like Star Wars it would have more validation

>>82952140
Not him but they probably just weren't even given hazmat suits. The entire plan was to just send them to the colony which shouldn't have nasty viruses that would require them to wear that shit upon entry. So, logically, unlike Prometheus where they had suits but took them off, it was taken a step further and there were never any suits to begin with.

>>82952140
>Not having believable security protocols AND common sense is the most obvious thing in the movie
No one cares.
>Oh but muh Ozymandias muh bibliblical refrences
Why don't you just admit that they flew entirely over your head?
>>82952167
No, really.

>>82952081
The Covenant basically lost all but two of their crew members because of that 5%. The Nostromo lost 6/7 of their crew because Dallas wanted to disregard quarantine procedures.

Safety precautions exist for a reason!

The people defending a no-suit landing on a mysterious planet emmiting a mysterious signal surely have to be trolling right?

Even the naivety argument doesn't hold up - if they thought they were 100% safe why did they ALL weild assault rifles?

>>82952128
>Go to an alien planet
>Not use safety protocols
>Get infected

>>82952189
>As far as they were concerned there were no aliens left
Are you stupid? there were two aliens in the planet, the dumb bitch still went alone to clean herself and take a bath, she deserved getting her head chopped off.

And the captain should have shot David on sight, or at least not follow him inside the nest.

>>82952210
> my post absolutely does not represent /tv/ being its autistic self once again

Okey dokey

>>82952279

sounds like a very short movie.