>watch 2 hour long movie while posting on /tv/
>periodically read the Wikipedia article in case I miss any plot points
>falls asleep halfway through a movie
>never bothers to watch the second half
>Half way through a flick
>They still haven't told you who the villain is
>Look it up on wikipedia
>Its the protags best friend
>Makes no sense
>Stop watching the flick
Every time.
I had to do this with The Departed
>>82945308
Name one kino session, four rewatches, seven tinder dates, two and a half Netflix'n'chills, three rainy day movie marathons and two lad's movie nights where this happened.
>>82945308
name 2 flicks that do this right now
>>82945231
I did this with Drive, and I was actually enjoying it too. I've just never gotten back to watching it
>my video player skips exactly 10 seconds if i press the forward arrow
>get through a 2 hours movie in one hour
i regret nothing
seriously, 2 hours have supplanted 90 minutes as the average length, and there's no reason for it other than long pointless shots and deliberately slow pacing.
fuck you, "auterurs"
>>82945411
kek
>>82945014
>Mad Men on a constant loop on my tv.
>12 tabs open with /tv/ threads
>eating chips and waiting for those sweet (you)s
One day I'm going to look back on this time in my life with deep regret.
>>82945680
>One day I'm going to look back on this time in my life with deep regret.
DELET THIS
>>82945014
This is why I can enjoy watching movies on TV again. I can just shitpost during the 15min commercial break.
Only issue is I don't have a choice in programming, but I kind of like the surprise.