>watch film with father >he falls asleep 30 minutes into

>>82943329
Yeah, but rather than saying the film was BAD, my dad says that the film was GOOD, which is a bit better I guess.

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>watch film with normies
>they talk, play on their phones, and constantly miss dialogue or important bits
>"This movie sucks"

>>82943643
It means that your father actually likes you, unlike op's.

>>82943806
Hi luvz mi

Stop watching snore fest movies what are you some sort of pseudointellectual

>>82943329

>Life long LOTR fan
>Trilogy is announced, get super hype
>Ask my father to come watch Fellowship opening night with me because hes never witnessed these amazing stories and I wanted a father/son bonding moment
>I love it, he hates it
>He spends 30 minutes on the drive home tearing into all aspects of the movie
>I'm literally crying and he doesn't even notice because he's too busy ranting/driving

Yeah that stuck with me

>>82944832
I feel like this is some pasta, but if it's true, you deserve it for being a huge faggot forcing muh father/son moments

>>82943329
I mean you can usually tell if the film is worth it in first 30 minutes.

>>82943329
yeah but he says "oops sorry son, I feel asleep hehe" instead

my dad won't come to the cinema ever since my eagle shat on his anvil

>>82945840
>eagle

tourist detected

>>82943329
At least your father never molests you everytime you wear shorts

>>82943329
happened with wild wild west

often brought it up afterwards, and he'd say it was fine, but a bit short

>>82944832
what a faggot, no wonder your father hates you

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>"Oh my God, who killed him?"
>it's a muder mystery you're not supposed to know yet
>"lol that's stupid"

why do normies do this?

He sleeps even in movies he likes.

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>go to friends house excited to watch some kino
>get there
>friend has been day drinking all day and failed to tell me
>spends half the movie being an obnoxious cunt and falls asleep during the other half
>mfw I could have just watched at home and it would have been 100x more enjoyable

Why are normies such shit?

>>82944832
Did you go to see the Hobbit trilogy with him? You could've torn into the movies together!

More like:
>watch film with literally anyone I know
>10 minutes into film and they start playing on their phone
>look up occasionally and ask about what's happening
>this continues until the end of the movie
>"it was alright, I guess"
There's a reason I watch movies alone now.

>>82943329
Mine sleeps too but he's typically positive unless the movie really blew.

>>82943329
holy fuck my mom does this
based frogposter

>Buy dad Mad Max: Fury Road
>Still in the plastic wrap months later

>>82943778
>watch movie with normalfag girl for the first time
>constantly cheking her phone
>ask me obvious shit
>loudly comments on how hot the main lead is
Are all women like this?

>>82948137
Yes

>>82943329
my parents divorced when I was a kid, haven't seen him since

>>82948137
You must understand, women have no real interests or passions. Their existence is predicated entirely on securing more attention. Going even an hour without checking her phone is tantamount to keeping water from a dehydrated person.

My dad is capable of not falling asleep for exactl< three movies

1)Alien

2)Predator

3)Godfather

if I try watching anything else with him I'll hear the Snore 20 minutes in

>>82948297
For mine it's:
1)Lawrence of Arabia
2)Kingdom of Heaven
3)Blade Runner
4)Man With No Name trilogy

My dad likes Mel Gibson movies, westerns, and anything to do with American history

He also keeps saying he wants to watch the Godfather with me but I always blow him off

>>82948064
>buy Pacific Rim because I really liked it
>mom's bf makes fun of me for wasting money and says I should've pirated it

>>82948272
sure thing /pol/

>be me when I was nine years old
>dad is sitting drinking whiskey on the recliners
>movie has just started so decide to join him
>The Adventures of Baron Munchausen by Terry Gilliam
>oh wow this is fantastic look at those special effects that makeup those sets that art direction and the plot dialogue and performances are even better this is cinematic bliss and I'm so happy to be sharing this experience with my dad!
>scene with Uma Therman singing comes on
>sleeping dad fumbles for remote spilling his glass of whiskey on me and shuts off the TV then goes back to sleep
>go change my clothes and cry in the shower

Who gives a shit? Let him sleep. Stop seeking daddy's approval, grow the fuck up, move out and get your shit together.

>>82948664
Thinking back I realize he had already passed out before the movie even started. I hate my childhood.

>>82948137
I saw john wick 2 in theaters and two chicks behind me would not stop talking and ogling over keanu
>takes his shirt off
>hu-ah-aaahh

>opening fight
>lots of oohs and mmms

>mute chick checks him for weapons and grabs his taint/ass
>lucky bitch
The only thing I could do in return to try and bother them was loudly laugh whenever someone got shot or died.