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>Mfw 28 and already having a receding hair line. How do you

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>Mfw 28 and already having a receding hair line.

How do you guys live with this? It sucks being bald, I miss my full, frontal hair. Cheer me up by posting successful balding actors!
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>>82943107
Just get on fin before it's too late.
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>>82943107
I dont, i just am not balding buddy

But if you need the pickup statham, th rock
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>>82943385

is that the drug that makes you impotent and costs an insane amount of money and you lose all progress the second you come off it?

as for jude law to be honest he would look better if he did get a hair transplant instead of trying to own it. there are some guys who look decent bald though
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>>82943107
Start biccing it lad.
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>>82943462
>is that the drug that makes you impotent and costs an insane amount of money and you lose all progress the second you come off it?
If you want to exaggerate side effects that only happen to a tiny fraction of the users.
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>>82943107
The average balding guy doesn't have the advantage of the everything below Jude Law's hairline.
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>>82943107
>mfw 27 and full head of hair, but starting to get grey hairs on the sides
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Michael Kelly pulls it off pretty well
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>>82943107
Start lifting so you can just shave it off without looking like an Auschwitz escapee.
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>>82943107
>How do you guys live with this?
By being relatively attractive/fit otherwise. Also dress well and nobody will give a fuck.
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>tfw decent hairline at the moment but i took one of those genetic tests that tell you your traits and it says I have various genes that will fuck my shit up

who /ticking time bomb/ here
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>>82943107
Get long hair and cover the front up.
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I've been bald since i was 18

Just shave it before it gets bad and grow a beard. cliche but effective
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>>82943697
I'm onto you m8.
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>>82943462
2% of users get sexual side effects and the drug that makes you lose it all immediately after you get off is minoxidil. If you get off finasteride, the hair will just begin the slowly recede again.
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>>82943727
There's nothing more pathetic than a man that doesn't accept he's balding.
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>>82943997

2% is a pretty legit risk if it's 'permanently fucked up dick' bad, or are the side effects not that severe / temporary?
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>>82944144
The placebo had 1% sexual side effects. The chance is incredibly small. I personally think the side effects are bullshit.

It's either the drug or a bald head.
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>>82944036

what do you mean by this? you think men should keep their scraggly leftover hair and look like costanza instead of shaving it off?
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>>82943107
Time to bulk up. Hit the gym, sticklet.
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>>82944193

how much does it cost you? were there dramatic, unquestionable improvements?
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>>82944261
I've kept a full head of hair after it was starting to recede. No sexual sides but my facial hair is a bit less dense. It comes back to full thickness when you get off the drug. I pay 4$ a month for generic finasteride at sam's club.
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>tfw turning 45 and starting to thin on top a bit

Does it get better bros?
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>>82944325

damn seriously? I thought it would be an insane amount of money. I'll definitely consider this in the future then.
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>tfw 30 next month and hairline like Jake Gyllenhaal's
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>>82944359
Good luck. I'm rooting for you.
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>>82944213
I think he was agreeing with you
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>>82943997
>>82943505
>tfw got the side effects
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If it bothers you that much, just get a wig.

>about 1000 bucks or less a year
>no side effects
>nothing permanent
>nobody will know unless you fuck up (e.g ask for a hairline that is way too fucking dense)
>you can swim, drive a convertible, go to the gym, fuck and do everything while wearing
>attachment will last for about 1 week at a time
>the wig itself will last for 3-6 months

The only negatives:

>it's not your real hair
>the detachment+re-attachment process can take anywhere from 2,5 to 5 hours (in a hot, humid bathroom of course)
>your whole life will be centered around the fucking rug and its maintenance
>you will worry about it a lot
>if you want a hairstyle that exposes the hairline (so basically any of the cool ones), you need to touch up every fucking morning
>if your stylist fucks up, that's it, the wig is ruined, better luck next time

For me the cons outweighed the pros so I just decided to buzz my hair and forego access to teenage pussy. I'm now restricted to +30yo women so every time I want to fuck, I have to turn off the lights and get the lube, but whatever. I enjoy not having to worry about my hair at all and the convenience of not having to wait 3 days for my hair to dry after I take a shower. Your mileage may vary.

t. 25yo hairlet AKA baldcuck
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>>82944636
You played yourself
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17655657
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I'm 23 and I shave my hair already because of thinning. Just deal with it anon. You're not in normie alpha circles so most people you should want to associate with won't give a shit. At least that's my situation.
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>>82944642
taking a bitch home to your wig room is like when she takes her clothes off and those big tits were a heavily padded pushup bra

don't do that

>anon what are you doing in the bathr-
>oh
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>>82944356
I'm 22, fuck you
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>>82944642


are all 30+ year old women actually that dry or are you meming? tell me more about your experience picking up women with and without the wig
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>hair starts thinning
>think about nothing but balding every minute of the day
>fuck it, lots guys lose hair..people laughing and judging you over your hair is just a meme, just accept it
>go out on lake with brother in boat
>bringing boat back in, see 3 hot girls bathing in sun
>hear them giggling ''his hairline is receding, hehehehhee''
>feel like absoulte shit, my brother hears them and says nothing (awkward as fuck)
>2 weeks later go to concert
>people don't make eye contact with me, just look at hairline
>feelsbadman
>fuck it, getting fenesteride
>3 weeks on it
>head starts getting cloudy (like day dreaming of nothing)
>suicidal thoughts, think ending myself is only option
>see doctor
>off fenisteride, just shave it all off
>still feel like shit, but no suicidal thoughts
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>not bald or manlet
>personality isn't complete dogshit, no social anxiety beyond the norm
>still a fuck up because I never have the energy or motivation to try or do anything
>tfw no excuses
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>>82943107
31 here and have a full set of hair, but really want to shave it this summer and go bald before I get too old. Seeing this thread makes me appreciate my full hair so no thanks.
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>>82944936
are you me? my head is still cloudy as shit and while i was on finasteride my dick literally shrank like an inch and i wasnt able to gdt fully hard, my dick was numb, my ass was numb the way i imagine a womans would be, i was developing love handles and gyno. since coming off ive gotten my dick back and no more lovehandles or gyno, but obsessively rubbing different minoxidil mixtures on my head every morning and night is pretty miserable and the cloudiness hasnt gotten much better. fml
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>>82943107
Start lifting right now. By the time your hairline is irredeemable you'll be so shredded you can pull it off.
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>>82944144
not that guy but I'm 28, used to take fin when I was 21-25, and I still think it's permanently fucked up my libido

>>82944936
jesus dude, it's just hair.
Just have a look and own it; what's unattractive is when it looks like you are desperately trying to hide your obvious baldness.
Women care far more if you have money than if you have hair.

>hear them giggling ''his hairline is receding, hehehehhee''
this literally never happens unless you are a teenager
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>>82943107

Lifting will make you look better plus give you confidence. Scrawny bald guys gets nowhere in life
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>tfw 21
>tfw receding hairline but on fin
>tfw hair is still thick as fuck outside my frontal scalp so it's hard to notice
Just take the finn lads, it'll take awhile but it does pay off on the end
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>>82943107
Just get hair plugs like Brendan
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>>82943107
He kinda looks like Phil Collins in that pic
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It apparently skips a generation so I have beautiful strong hair

But any potential children are fucked
So I probably shouldn't have any.
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>>82943107
Quit your bitching, I'm only 24 and it's both receding and I'm starting to develop a bald spot.
For now though I'll just keep it short and roll with it, but when it gets too bad I might just go full baldie.
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>>82944444
CHECKED
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>tfw you realize most men who wear baseball caps do so because they are balding
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>>82945346
> skips a generation
>tfw started balding at 19
>tfw my grandfathers didn't start until they were in their 50's
>tfw my father didn't start until his 50's
>tfw no one in my immediate family is balding as early as I am
>tfw the closest relative I have that started balding at my age is a 2nd cousin once removed
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Does fin actually regrow your hairline, or is it just for the crown? The crown of my head is still fine, but my hairline is about as bad as Jude's at this point.
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>>82945526
very minimally, usually it just keeps it as it is
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Bald genes came from your mother's side.

If any of your mother's brothers is/was balding, get ready.
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>>82945520
I know that feel. My father told me he first started balding in his mid 30s, and my 7 year old brother still has the hairline of a 17 year old.
Sometimes it's just bad luck.
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>>82945616
*7 year older
woopsie
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>>82943107
Fuck you faggot, I was balding at 18, lost it all when I was 22-23. You had it good.
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>>82944642
Time to end myself
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>>82945400
I was starting to think no one would.
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>>82945616
>in his mid 30s
That's not that bad.
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>>82943107
I'm a year older and have the same hairline I had when I was a kid. Maybe you have too much testosterone, I hear that can cause hair loss.
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>>82945277
I'm gonna add a +1 to the side effects group. I'm 24 and just use rogaine when I was 20 I took fin for a few months and my dick didn't work too well, I had terrible brain frog and was depressed and tired all the time, and put weight on in my hips where ive never had fat before

It's not worth fucking up your life for your hair. It's sad but people just prefer a dude who knows what he's got and works with it. I've gotten laid by a few cuties after I started it's no so bad
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>>82945780
>Maybe you have too much testosterone, I hear that can cause hair loss.
That's a coping myth invented by baldcels.
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Not only am I balding but I've got hair all over my back. Consider yourself lucky that you're just balding.
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>>82945780
It doesn't. It's either too much DHT or densely concentrated androgen receptors in the scalp.
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>>82945748
Well, no, but I started receding at around 22, so it was kind of a kick in the nuts.
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>>82945520
same here, been balding since 18
dad didn't start til he was 40 and probably the same for my grandfather and my uncle on my moms side (though they never went totally bald)

>>82945616
hah my 5 year older brother has stupidly thick hair, to the point where he'd have excess hair that would just shed off like a dog

life just isn't fair.
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>>82943107
Say fuck it and shave your head. Literally all you can do boss. Thinning hair looks fucking sad even if people don't know you, at least if you're shaved you'll get used to it and other people will just assume you're a hardass instead of a loser.
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>>82945845
At least you had it throughout your teens.

>>82945830
Same
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>>82945191
In sorry that youre bald but women do care. Hair, height, dicksize. Say whatever you want but women give a big shit about all three.
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>>82944820
Why would you show that to anybody? You obviously would do the maintenance when alone.

>>82944910
>are all 30+ year old women actually that dry or are you meming?
Half-meme, half-truth.

>tell me more about your experience picking up women with and without the wig
I didn't even try a wig because it didn't seem like a good choice for me. Before I lost my hair I got lots of attention from women and could easily score with the 16-21 crowd (legal here). Now that same crowd is repulsed by me and I'm almost completely invisible for women under 30. No more nudes from strange grills on Snapchat. Sad!

The older the woman, the more hot she finds my bald head and beard stubble. I have to actively swat them away like flies if I don't want to end up getting raped. The only positive is that cashier women pack my groceries for me nowadays.
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>>82945922
I will say that my hairline is garbage though. I have had the most insane widow's peak since I've had hair, it goes almost halfway back my head.
>>82945946
Women "care" about everything, get over it. You'll only make it worse by worrying about it. A lot of male sex symbols are bald as well.
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>>82945946
I never said they don't care, I just said they care much more about money.
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Mad Max Fury Road has a ton of baldies, but only the skinny and fat ones look ugly, the muscled out ones look aesthetic as fuck.

get to the gym if you people are so insecure.
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>>82943107
jesus christo what am i reading about drugs and shit
if you are a pussy with hair losing it wont make you less of a pussy

there are countless bald ppl irl who are drowning in pussy and friends just by personality

>easy mode

step 1: beard
step 2: gym
step 3: win
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Same here. Right now, it isn't too bad, but I buzzed it short all the same. I had it at a #2 to hide some of the thinning, but when it's exposed to direct light, it looks a bit worse, not better. Now I guess it would be at about a #4 or 5, and it seems to look okay, so I think I'm going to keep buzzing it, just not as short.

I have a pretty severe baby face and huge bags under my eyes, so if I shaved it or buzzed it shorter than a #2 with my current clean shaven look, I worry I might look too much like a cancer patient, but if it starts thinning/receding really bad, I'm thinking of growing a beard and then buzzing it down to a #1 or maybe even shaving it long term. Pic related is a good look imo (SPOILERS: don't click if you haven't seen Childhood of a Leader).
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>>82943107
>30
>full head of hair
>look like I'm 22

good luck op
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>>82945716
/tv/ has definitely changed, so many good gets are ignored nowadays
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>>82943107
If it helps, I have hair but haven't been laid sense 2011
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Where can you buy generic finasteride online?
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>24
>No hairloss as of yet
>Dad still has full head of hair at 61
>Grandpa was bald
>Uncle 1 is bald
>Uncle 2 is bald
Am I gonna make it through the genetic minefield?
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>>82944356
Get off my board you old geezer
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>>82946120
Dunno, the genetics really isn't fully understood. Only time will tell
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>>82943462
Fin is super cheap. Like 30 dollars a month. Talk to your doctor. It has side effects for a small percentage of people, and for most of those people getting off the drug leaves no lasting side effects.

If you fear getting off the drug and losing the amount of hair you would have lost otherwise during that time: A, I don't see how that's any worse than the alternative. and B, just keep taking the drug if you're not getting side effects. It's that fucking simple.
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>>82945922
Yeah, I'm sure hardass is the first thing that comes to everyone's mind when they see pic related.
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>>82946102
you have to get prescribed it, unless you're asking where you can buy it illegally (in which case no one can help you)
Don't do it man, fucking with your hormones is never a good idea
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>>82943107
haha old fag

I'm only 27 so I'm still young like 90% of the board, right?
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>>82946027
No kidding my neighbor is like some 5-5 scrawny baldlet goy and he has a new girl like every 5 months, a good chunk of them aren't too bad either
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>>82946168
Rule 1 before going bald is not being a fat piece of shit.
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Why the fuck are these threads always fine on /tv/? Nothing to do with that at all. I don't mind, just saying
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>tfw uber white skin but decent face
I-I'm gonna look good like the engineers from Prometheus r-right guys?
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>>82946254
What's the point of living if you can't even fucking eat.
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>tfw started taking finasteride with hope of side effects
>still masturbate every hour

i just want to stop
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE take this shit to /r9k/
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>>82943107
1. Cut it really short and/or shave it off.
2. Grow a beard.
3. Work out/get buff.

The only real solution. Just own that shit
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>>82946330
The fact that balding is completely ignored if not suppressed on tv and film makes it relevant.
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>>82946340
Everything in moderation.
I have a huge sweet tooth and eat fairly gratuitously and I still manage to be quite slim.
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>>82946178
no shit
my cousin now 50 he's been bald since early 20s due to stress and i kid you not he was literally drowning in pussy for 20+ plus years before marrying at 45+ lul
im talking partying / bartending all year round playboy
people who are little bitches about hair were little bitches long before they started losing it
fix your personality instead of taking unnecessary drugs for your body
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>>82946120
You sound like me, everyone on my mum's side is bald, my dad has full hair at 70 same with his brother his dad died eons ago so I don't know what his hair situation would have been, my dad's other son is bald at 40 so maybe he got that from his mum?

I'm 27 and noticed my hair was thinning a year ago. Been on fin since and have also been growing my hair out so it's tough to tell if it's working.
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>>82946335

Get a tan bro

Pale bald guys look bad
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>>82946349
>tfw ultra high sex drive since puberty
>tfw still a virgin at 23
>tfw hair started receeding a year ago so I know I'll stay a virgin
my day of the rope will come soon...
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>>82946340
You can eat without being a fat fuck

You can also have more going for you in life than your only pleasure being food and masturbation
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>>82946440
>partying / bartending all year round playboy
>bald since early 20s due to stress
which one was it?
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>>82946387
>>82946440
These are correct.

You think Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Patrick Stewart, etc have a problem getting laid?
I mean aside from the obvious that they're famous and rich, they would still get pussy because they own that shit and make it their look.
Plenty of women would swoon over a chiseled bald guy wanting to pick them up and jackhammer their pussy

As long as you're not bald AND dumpy, or bald AND a manlet, or really ugly or fat or whatever then you'll be fine. You basically get 1 free pass on physical appearance(other than fatness), and if you have more than 1 at a time you're fucked. So just make sure being bald is the only thing
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If you have an attractive face you can get away with being bald. If not, you'll look even uglier than you already are. Women are just as superficial as men. They care about looks.
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Hair loss will be cured by Takashi Tsuji in 2020.
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>>82943107
At 28 you surely have an established family and career... right? So what's the big deal?
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>>82946335
if you roid like there's no tomorrow sure
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This is Janusz. Janusz is 74. He is bald. In 2011 and 2013 his 44 years younger mistress gave birth to his two youngest children. Janusz also has several more children with other women. Janusz simply doesn't give a single fuck.
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>>82944936
>bringing boat back in, see 3 hot girls bathing in sun
>hear them giggling ''his hairline is receding, hehehehhee''
>feel like absoulte shit, my brother hears them and says nothing (awkward as fuck)
>2 weeks later go to concert
>people don't make eye contact with me, just look at hairline

Sounds like you are imagining a lot of this shit.
Your brother probably didn't say anything because the girls weren't actually taking about your hair. "Look at that random guy, he's balding, LOL so funny" said no one ever.
And different people look at different parts of your face when they talk to you. I always find myself looking at the person's teeth when I am talking to them, for example, unless I am consciously reminding myself to make eye contact. It doesn't make any difference what they look like. So yeah you were imagining that part too.
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>>82946525
people can bald due to heavy stress in literally 2 years
that doesnt mean that before that or after that the stress had to continue
he wasnt like that..just sth happened in his life that caught him by surprise but he bounced back big time
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>>82943107
>It sucks being bald

Men don't need hair, you gigantic pussy.

Quit being a bitch.
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>>82943107
wear a hat or a helmet
it may be weird to you and the people you meet in your daily life, but you and they will get used to it
and it's alot better than letting anyone know you are balding
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>>82946599
>Women are just as superficial as men
They're more superficial actually and a greater portion of them.
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>>82946618
>Janusz simply doesn't give a single fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr6OkJbaXqQ

This. Based JKM
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>>82946729

If you are a massive faggot sure nothing wrong with that
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35 y-o receding hairline /fitizen/ here

The problem with baldness isn't that it makes you unattractive, the problem is guys THINK it makes them unattractive. Just shave it / buzz it forget about it.

If you get laid with a full head of hair, you will get laid with a bowling ball head.

That being said, I encourage you to hit the gym and moderately tan, in order to avoid looking like a cancer-survivor white cuck. Bald head also goes great with metal/rock fashion as well as hiphop fashion
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>>82946464
I'm thinking about it, and i kinda hope it gives me skin cancer so I can leave this cruel world that stole my hair.
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>>82946729
>wear a helmet
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>all these people pining for the fin

I started balding at 19, got on fin at age 20. Its been 6 years now and I've just stopped taking it.

It's not worth it guys, I'm not/wasn't worried about the side effects but just decided to cut out needless hormone changes. It really didn't do much, I've just accepted it.
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>>82945087
Literally me. We are the worst.
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tfw 25 and thicc head of hair
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>>82946868
>Bald head also goes great with metal/rock fashion as well as hiphop fashion


not everyone here is a 14 year old.
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>>82946729
how many layers of irony are you on right now?
see >>82945453
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>>82943107
Just don't be a manlet( >= 6'2" ) and be pretty.
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>>82947082
>you have to dress a certain way past a certain age

You must lead a very exciting life
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>>82943107
>be internationally renowned actor
>be worth millions of dollars
>live in the Mecca of plastic surgery and the cutting edge of looks-improving technology
>still balding uncontrollably

how the shit is this possible? Is he refusing to get hair transplants or any means of hair regrowth or is the science of hair restoration in 2017 still in the dark ages?
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>>82947182
6' is the cutoff

t. 5'11" manlet
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>>82946440
My neighbor finally plugged one in one of the girls, he's probably around 40 in not that close to him, but I don't know how he does it
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>>82947230
you live in South Korea?
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It sucks, but you just have to deal with it.

I'm growing a skullet.
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>>82943107
Just keep in mind there is nothing more pathetic than an old man with a hair transplant. Mark Cuban looks like a tranny freak next to the trustworthy bald fellow.

Karl Pilkington has a really nice attitude.
http://eachvideo.com/watch?v=uzR1hPqNVDI
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>>82946037
>SPOILERS: don't click if you haven't seen Childhood of a Leader

Too late. Should I just delete it from my HDD now?
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>>82947386
shut up you broke bald bitch
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>>82943107
Hit the gym, shave it off and dress properly. It still sucks but nobody really cares.
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get on fin and minoxidil
both are fairly cheap if you arent a NEET
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I've always found bald guys attractive for whatever reason.
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>>82943107
Step 1: Put on a lot of weight (as you're posting on /tv/ I feel it's safe to assume you can skip this step because you're already there)
Step 2: Grow a Goatee
Step 3: Shave your head bald
Step 4: Buy yourself a black bomber jacket with orange lining

And you're done. You've now got the 90s bouncer look down. You can now hook up with some 38 year old slapper with 3 kids from 2 different fathers and live on state benefits for the rest of your lives.
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I started getting a receding hairline at 19, one time I posted a pic of myself on /v/ (to get a smash demo code) and everyone called me a balding fag. Started taking propecia and my hairline isn't much better but I don't have a bald spot on the back of my head anymore
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>>82947273
let me check the graph
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>>82947655
It amazes me that some guys bald that early.

I'm 32 and my hair goes so fast it's annoying.
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>start receding at 26
>jumped on fin and it's slowed down quite a bit, but still receding
>almost 29 and feel shit
>notice kid brother is receding and thinning heavily
>he's only 17
>start to realise I've had it lucky and he must be going through a hell of a lot worse than I've ever dealt with

jeez, it's bad enough right now but starting to lose it at that young must be insanely scary.
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>>82944444
>get quints
>only checked once
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Mods delete every Surveillance Camera Man thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU within minutes but bald thread this is tv/film-related.

OK.
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>>82947707
My brother started receding at fucking 15
It's nuts actually, he's totally bald at 25
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>>82947667
What is this, an image for manlets?
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>>82947806
wahh wittle baby need bottle the mean 4chan mods are unfair to me
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>>82947806
hello new best friend
do you know of any other channels with the same vibe?
creepy vloggers etc.
sth like hydewars or the im all up in your shit guy
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>>82943107
Jude Law is still more handsome than anyone on this board, so I guess the secret is being attractive?
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>>82948001

Welcome aboard the pirate ship. This dude is a legend and /tv folk are scared of his truth exposing vids.
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>>82944399
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>>82947939

Eat shit ya bald virgin yellow ferret teeth basement dweller.
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My hair is thinning out pretty quick. If I keep my hair short and comb it properly it's not all that obvious.

;_;
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>>82947726
Tbh, I only look at digits on /pol/
Couldn't care less about your quints on /tv/
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>>82948093
dude ive watched him since he was still putting up new vids and i loved the genre
but never since then have i ever come across something of the same vibe
closest ones were a crazy gypsy looking woman recording 10 second vids, a trucker chick, hydewars and a couple of others
but im all dry now..new more of this
trigger warning : reddits public encounter was a nice fix but too little
need more
please
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Balding here, but I can grow an insanely thick and full beard so at least there's that.
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>mfw parents both died a horrible slow lung cancer ridden deaths but kept all the hair on their head during chemo

Im never going bald. Feels good brehhhh
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>>82943107
Yeah I'm almost 28 and my hair is looking like this

It doesn't seem to be increasing for awhile now, but I got to wonder if I should hop on that boner killing medicine
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>45 yo and no hair dye
If I were going bald, I'd just shave my head.
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>>82948349
>30 and starting to recede around the temples
>cant grow a beard worth shit

well it was a good ride i guess
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>>82948617
everyone thinks this until it starts happening

it's so gradual that you keep thinking you can cover it up and next thing you know you're mr combover
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>>82945551
My mum has no brothers. But her Father and Grabdfather both have/had full heads of hair thier entire lives.
My dad, his brother and his father all went bald super early though.

Am I gonna be ok?
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keep telling youself its just a widows peak like I do
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>>82948860
no.
you're probably a manlet as well.
you have no chance.
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>>82948906
>finally starting to bald
>at least fit and not a manlet ... r-r-right?
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Mine is receding, but I'm not like bald looking or anything.

I rocked the shaved look in the 90s and 00s, so I have no problem if I ever had to. Only reason I don't is because people there was more and more bald acceptance shit so every dude shaves their head now and I'm too contrarian.

I got that Last Samurai look going right now. Definitely get a lot of looks when I go out. Been meaning to cut it soon for something else.
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>>82948226
Those were my quints. He was checking them.
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>>82944910
Meme. Women are better at sex in their 30s and they crave it more
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>>82948860
My mom's side had all their hair but I'm balding. Well, at least the sides changed. I"m not like have a bald patch on the back of my head or massive thinning up there. I'm almost 30.
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>>82948617
You're hairline is almost NW2.5 my nigga. Mine isn't even that bad and I'm on fin.
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>>82949133
kek i dont think you're gonna troll a 45 year old into thinking he has it bad with a full head of dark hair
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>>82948617
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
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>dads bald
>grandads were not bald
>mostly take after mother with thick hair
>27 years
>notice small amount of hair in fingers when shampooing
i-it skips a generation, r-right?
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>>82945284
oh man
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>>82949133
should i get on that shit. i actually still have decent hair. if i kept that, i'd be fine for the rest of my life. just seems kinda fishy. don't want to get cancer or some shit.
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>>82949133
Shit *Your
>>82949163
I'm not trolling but ok
>>82949224
I would recommend it for anyone who doesn't want to lose their hair and has started receding.
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>>82949207

Your hair is already dead.
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I have a terrible receding hairline so I shave my head and wear a hat.
I literally wear a hat all the time, I only take it off when sleeping, showering or fucking (which doesn't happen too often anyway)
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>>82949370
You look alright dude. Just work out and get in shape and keep the beard.
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>>82949370
Everybody knows why you wear that hat.

Wigs and hats are kind of dishonest and desperate. It'll always lead to that moment where someone you meet realizes what's going on and might have a change of heart. Better to get it out of the way right at the start. Be yourself man.
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>>82943606
Say hello to quarterlife crisis.

>>82944036
There's nothing more pathetic than a 30something saying that feels like 20 all over again.

>>82944356
Go Walter White mode.
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>>82947402
Nah, still watch it. It's not really like a Hitchcock/Shyamalan type twist anyway. Before I saw it, I knew Pattinson was listed as playing both Charles and the Leader because of the IMDB, but as I watching it, I wasn't immediately sure what this was supposed to mean. You might not even get what's being implied after watching it. A lot of people didn't, myself included. I suggest paying attention to the interludes. But like I said, this isn't really some huge deal. A big theme of the movie is that the psychological factors for why someone becomes a dictator are less important the sociopolitical factors that allow them to come into power. It's pretty good imo.
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>>82946122
Change your nappy kid, you're getting pissy
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>mfw 31
>still have hair
>handsome and perfect natural eyebrows
>but am empathetic to OP
>things will be okay OP
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>tfw finasteride requires a prescription here and and I'm too afraid to go to the doctors
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>>82950373
If you are too afraid to go to the doctor, it means you are also too afraid to talk to grills, which means that you really don't need hair. There, I solved your problem. Just shave it, brah.
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>>82943462
i respect him a lot for owning it desu
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>>82947806
surveillance camera man is kino
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>>82943107
classic horseshoe pattern
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