>Wow, thanks for inviting me over for movies, anon! What

>>82941266
your name

>>82941266
I have this great movie with William Dafoe were he plays a carpenter.

>>82941266
Not one of those ffaggy movies, we're watching Blue Velvet.

fear

predator

>>82941266
shut up you stupid cunt before i belt you in the mouth

>>82941266
The Princess Bride + Sex and Zen (1991) Double Feature

>>82941424
Is Lynch now normies' flavor of the month """"obscure""" director?

Dark knight rises

>>82941266
Hell Comes to Frogtown, the perfect date movie

>>82941266
We're gonna smoke some weed first, and then I'll drop a little acid in your drink and we can watch horton hears a who

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>>82941266

>implying any anon would ever be in this position

>>82941571
delet this

>>82941266
My eclectic mix of 1960s arthouse pornography.

>>82941266
Seriously I need reccomendations for movies that are half decent and not heavy on socjus to watch with my gf.

>>82941755
Let the Right One In.
The original, not the murriclap one.

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>>82941266

Well Stacey, I had it all planned out but then I updated my Network Attached Storage device and now my DLNA server is on the fritz! What? No, I don't have Netflix because of the jews. Let me just grab my laptop so we can watch the latest YIFY rip.

>>82941266
Andrei Rublev. Strap in, bitch, we're going on a ride.

I assumed this was a pedo thread.

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>>82941266
Your shoes and socks, give them to me.

>>82941266
scat porn

>>82941266
The demise of western society, M'lady

>>82942411

>>82941266
Pride & Prejudice is always a safe bet, right?

why do you match my sofa? also, why do you match my lamp and walls too?

>>82941266
Actually we gonna fuck babe. lol

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>>82941266
Hey, who wrote '123RF' all over the walls?

>Our fucktape

The Notebook and a box of wine. Shit works everytime like Colt .45.

>>82941823
what the fuck m8

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>>82941571
I got a slut coming over to "watch a movie" tonight Paulie. First of all she is a hooooer, so we're definitely fucking. Second, why don't you use those wings on the side of your head to fly back to Tony Soprano's asshole you fanook.

>>82941266
You can watch whatever you want. I'm just going to sit here and laugh at crab legs and no singles policy memes with my internet friends.

>>82941266
Manchester by the Sea. Now give me a sad blowjob.

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>>82943235

Sounds like my current relationship.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is your best shot at getting sex from some dumb cunt. Just start making out with her 5 minutes after it ends and you're golden. Don't let her discuss the movie, when she tries to talk about it just nod thoughtfully then go in the for the kill.

>>82943209
Hey, did she ever even exist?

>>82941782
Solid choice, great movie. Good Swedish product before they collectively lost their minds.

>>82943235
/thread

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Doctor Zhivago
Brief Encounter
The Bridge On The River Kwai

A LEAN NIGHT