Wait if David created the Xenomorphs then how did the Predators

>>82937737
Time travel.

>>82937737
Did you forget that the Engineers had been experimenting with the black goo long, long before humanity even existed?

>>82937737
NOT CANON

>>82937737
HAHA, looks like it's time for another prequel that will explain this...

AvP isn't canon.

>>82937737
The bas relief that David sees in Prometheus has facehuggers depicted. He was selectively breeding different infected animals just like he selectively bred plants to get to earth-style wheat. Wheat is not a naturally occurring plant on earth; humans developed it.

>>82938082
neither is covenant or prometheus

>>82937737
AVP is literally not cannon.

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There are better shots of this where you can make out facehuggers, but you can find them yourself.

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>>82937737
>People still think AVP is canon

>>82938109
Why not?

>>82938109
It's as canon as Covenant and Aliens is, dude. You need to get a grip on reality.

Has anyone considered that Shaw's albino Chad "Engineers" from the beginning of Prometheus, set thousands or millions of years before the rest of the movie have nothing in common with the biomechanic edgelord "Destroyers" aka Space Jockeys on LV-223?

It'd be like saying modern society has the exact same goals as We Was Kangz .

>>82938194
>Weyland Yutani gets to die in TWO movies

hmmm

>>82938377
What the fuck are you even saying?

>>82937737
David is actually the space jockey, thats why the alien in alien 1 is clearly biomechanical.
David BECAME the alien.

The space jockey was fosilized... because prometheus and covenant are actually 10 billion years in the past.

>>82938309
Weylad is a human who Engineers a biomechanoid lifeform, David.

David is edgy as fuck, and decides to create by Destroying.


Pottery

>>82937737
AvP is not cannon making it far better than all the Alien movies.

>>82937737

AVP is literally the Linkin Park, Papa Roach, System of a Down, Smile Empty Soul, Hoobastank, post 2000-Sum 41, AFI, 3 Doors Down, Staind, Godsmack, etc of movies. It smells like axe body spray and wears a chain wallet. Literally only fat greasy angsty outcasts from the early 2000s still care or like that dumb shit.

>>82938412
>fossilized

By air? It wasn't fucking buried. Do you ebin know how fossilization works?

>>82938450
Wow, that's an incredibly agitated reaction towards some B-movie pitting two iconic monsters against each other.

>>82938087
This is false. Different strains of wheat are engineered however

>>82938492
>By air? It wasn't fucking buried. Do you ebin know how fossilization works?
Direct quote from the first movie.

>Alien life form. Looks like it's been dead a long time. Fossilized. Looks like it's growing out of the chair. Bones are bent outward, like he exploded from inside.

Literally in the script and said ON SCREEN, you dumb millennial nigger.
The fact that he's fossilized hints at him being there a long ass time.

>>82938515

Didn't mean to touch a nerve there. I'm sure you really are a cool guy.

>>82938575
stfu u gen x nigger

>>82938575
"Fossilized" is spoken by Dallas. A FUCKING TRUCK DRIVER. It was his opinion, which was wrong. A body left out in the open does not fossilize.

>>82937737
just ignore everything AVP, Prometheus and Alien:Covenant and you'll be fine

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threads like this make me realize that most people on this board are probably 20 years old or even younger

what am i even still doing here

>>82939929
I'm 42.

>>82940461
46(/2) here

>>82937737
avp is not canon you pleb

AvP isn't canon, it never was

>>82938575
Taking everything a character in a film says as factual information is a sign that you have autism.

Do you believe everything everyone says, just because they say it? People are full of shit and think they know things they don't actually know. Are you 9 years old?

>>82940609
Why would characters lie to me, anon? wtf
i hate movies now

>>82938107
This.

>>82938404
Weyland is a character in both AVP and Prometheus, played by two different actors, and he is killed in both movies.

No one considers AVP to be canon.

>>82940793
I didn't think all the bullshit my dad told me growing up were lies, I just think he was a fucking clueless dumbass who thought he was an expert about everything.

The longer I live, the more I realize that most people are this way.

>>82940912
Peter Weyland- Prometheus/ Covenant
Charles Bishop Weyland- AvP

>>82938377
That's not even his name, you plebian. The Weyland family has been fucking with aliums and preds for generations using WeyYu as a front.

>>82937961
Yet better than Prometheus and Covenant, odd

>>82940996
lol its highly implied they are both the founding leaders of weyland

stop

the only correct AVP setting is the game settings with the marines from aliens

>>82940912
Are you retarded? Those are two different characters than run two different companies in two different time periods.

Your guide to which films the Directors consider canon:

Scott: only Alien, Prometheus, and Covenant are canon
Cameron: Alien, Aliens
Fincher: Alien, Aliens
Jeunet: Alien, Aliens, Alien3, Resurrection
Anderson: Alien, Aliens, Alien3, Resurrection, AvP
Whoever did AvPR: Predator 2

I'd take xenos being created by predators for hunting any time over the garbage we got

>>82941774
The mural in Prometheus implies the xenos have been around. Your head canon is fine.

>>82941774
The Xenos weren't 'created' by the Predators in AvP, they just new how to breed them using a Queen.

So David is basically still alive because plot armor?
>Betrays prometheus crew, Elizabet still trusts him
>Covenant crew finds he's the one who caused everything, they still trust him enough to put their faces inside alien eggs
Srly, what the fuck?

>>82941880
>they still trust him enough to put their faces inside alien eggs
That never happens in the movie.

avp > aliens

prove me wrong

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>>82941690
Reminder that In the novelization of Alien: Resurrection, Walmart bought out Weyland-Yutani.

>>82938132
wheres the fucking thing? dont see it

>>82941915
So you didn't watch the movie then

>>82941915
>It's perfectly safe
>Captain puts face directly over open facehugger egg

Silly me, I must've imagined that scene.

>>82938194
Because Ridley Scott says so you fucking pleb. Just kys and be done with it predfag.

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>>82942075
Better pic

>>82937877
hell, the engineers likely didn't even create it

>>82942137
>>82942141
He doesn't put his face inside the alien egg, doofus, he looks inside it.

You make it sound like David says "Hey, put your head inside this egg, it'll be fine!"

He builds the eggs up as the reason why the planet has gone to shit, and Crudup's character, who has been established as being maybe a little too trusting, takes a look for himself.

To imply that he was supposed to know that the eggs were going to sprout an Alien parasite that would attach itself to his face and neck and bleed acid is just faulty reasoning.

>>82937842
This

OR

two different timelines for multiverse Universes/Earths

>>82942237
Autism: The Post

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>>82942180
Facehuggers bottom left and bottom right....

>>82942290
>Uh oh! This dude used actual evidence from the film and made inferences about the characters that I was too stupid/lazy to pick up on. I better call him autistic...yeah, that'll show him!

>>82942198
This

>>82937737
AvP is non canon trash.

>>82941667
hardly. AvP is B movie tier at best.

>>82937737
AvP isn't canon in the Alien universe.

>>82942415
>>82942369
It's as canon as it gets, guys.

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>>82942445
Yeah and Hillary won the election.
Fuck off faggot. RS hates these AvP movies so they will NEVER EVER be canon in the Alien universe.

shit thread. shit meme

>>82938450
>Talking shit about 3dd
Wow dude no

>>82942237

>You make it sound like David says "Hey, put your head inside this egg, it'll be fine!"

He literally tells him to get right up there and take a look, that it's perfectly safe. Then the dumbass dies it, after all the shit he'd just seen, including David's House of Horrors, and David getting pissed after he killed a huge fucking monster.

>>82942498
RS new movies aren't canon.

>>82942498
And yet, they still stand strong in the canon despite your shitpost or other people's opinions.

Notice how no one in this thread can come up with a valid reason why it's not canon beyond them or the director of some of the films saying they don't like them.

You may as well say Alien 3 and Resurrection aren't canon either.

>>82941734
This is probably 100% true.

>>82942533
Yes, and the Captain was too trusting of David. That's one of his character traits - they literally spell that out for you earlier in the film.

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>>82942558
>>82942564
NEVER EVER.
Alien 3 and Resurrection are literally more canon than AvP.

>>82942656
And yet, nothing in RS's new movies directly contradict AvP thus far.

>>82942687
shit bait

>>82941667
Fuck no, Aliens and Predators in the same universe was a mistake. Read you shitty Dark Horse comics and get out of my movies.

>>82942722
Go ahead, name one. I fucking dare you.

>>82937961
Wait if David created the Xenomorphs then how there was an engineer's ship full of eggs with a fossilized chestburstered engineer suit that supposedly is there for thousands of years ago in Alien?

>>82942810
He didn't create the Xenomorphs as a species.

See: >>82937877

>>82938109
You are a dumb faggot dude. All these shitty B sci fi flicks are in the same franchise. Nobody cares about Ridley Scott because James Cameron did better with just 1 film.Fans even love alien 3 and 4. Only ultra faggots like you will give a shit about something like this.

>>82942740
AvP set in 2004

>>82942864
How the fuck is that a contradiction? The movie is set in a year. Okay...go on?

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>>82942740
>Weyland Corp in Alien universe was founded by Sir Peter Weyland
>Weyland Corp in AvP universe was founded by Charles Bishop Weyland
>David created the Xenomorphs so they couldn't exist back then

>>82942737
Alien skull in Predator 2 came before the comics.

>>82942960
Weyland Corp is Peter's company.

Weyland Industries is CB Weyland's company.

Not the same company. Not the same guy. Related? Probably. Same guy? Not by a long shot. Nor are they ever implied to be. A retcon, sure, but not a contradiction.

>David created the Xenomorphs so they couldn't exist back then
Sure they could have. David was hardly the first person to get his hands on some black goo.

>>82937961
>>82938082
>>82938109
>>82938184
>>82938440
>>82940571
>>82940584
This kind of behavior is absolutely full damage control.
How does it feel to know that AVP is a more sound canon to Alien than Prometheus and Covenant is?
shit, even in covenant The facehugger wasnt even latched on for five full seconds. and the xenomorph grows to full in a matter of five minutes.
Compare that to AVP for the xenos to grow is only 10 minutes, far more believable in relation to Alien.

>>82943036
get a load of this guy

>>82943074
To be fair, the Alien species is infinitely variable. Different eggs could have different timeframes of action in reference to their life cycles.

>>82943114
Yeah, this guy with facts that are directly from the movies. Some kind of nerd, probably.

>>82942533
And David telling he did all of that, killed the engieeners, create monsters, etc.

>>82942852
and yet according to Scott, Covenant is to explain who would create such a thing (the Alien) and why.

>>82942888
Alien set in 2122

>>82943253
That doesn't mean that they were the first ones to do so.

Also, Ridley Scott is probably the most notorious unreliable director who has ever lived. He changes his mind constantly.

>>82943312
So? Why can't a movie take place before that?

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>>82943036
>N-No these companies with the same exact logo can't be the same!
>AvP fags are this delusional.

>Sure they could have. David was hardly the first person to get his hands on some black goo.
No he created them. Your shitty headcanon will only get more BTFO with each new Alien movie RS releases.

>>82939929
I'm almost 30, oldfags unite

>>82943340
It would help if you actually watched the movies first. Or looked it up if you're too lazy.

>>82937737
Use a spoiler tag you fucking retard.

>>82943377
I've seen all of the movies multiple times. There's no reason why one movie can't take place in 2004 and the other in 2122.

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>>82943375
>Exact same logo
Uh...what?

>No he created them
No, he didn't. In Prometheus, one incidental fuck up produced the deacon. Are you implying that throughout their millennia of experimentation with the black goo they never, ever could have possible created the Xenomorph? Sure looks like the Xenomorph in the Prometheus mural.

>>82943495
So the people on earth had no idea of these aliens in the year 2122. Sure.

>>82943495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNUmYQDj0A4

>>82943549
The Yautja went to war with the Engineers and completely BTFO the engineers. To keep themselves from being hunted to extinction they made a deal to create a formidable opponent foe the Yautja to hunt. Fast forward to Prometheus, the engineers figured out what a lifeform had to look like genetically to create the xeno we saw in Alien, which is why it's on the mural. They made humans to make the Xenomorph to keep the predators from killing them.

>>82943680
Everyone in AvP died, you dumb fuck. I guess Alexa could have survived...though I'm not sure how she would have made it back from fucking Antarctica. Even then, it's not anyone has to believe her.

>>82943736
This is literally your head cannon. There's no actual sources for any of this shit.

>>82942859
>Nobody cares about Ridley Scott because James Cameron did better with just 1 film.

This gave me eye cancer.

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>>82943549
>Are you implying that throughout their millennia of experimentation with the black goo they never, ever could have possible created the Xenomorph?

No, not the Xenomorph from Alien. David created it using a parasitoid wasp only native to that one planet.

>Sure looks like the Xenomorph in the Prometheus mural.

Except it wasn't. Xenomorphs don't have pointy heads. It was a Deacon. Makes sense the Engineers knew about that one since they experimented on eachother most likely.

>Uh...what?
In the AvP canon it is literally said that it is the same company (Weyland Industries) that turned into Weyland-Yutani Corp. Stop grasping at straws.

>>82943736
Cool headcanon my man.

>>82943771
So where did the xenomorphs in 2004 come from?

>>82943721
this guy is retarded

after what scott did does it even matter what the fuck is canon or non canon anymore?

I mean if the people who make these movies dont give a shit about story continuity then why should we ?

>>82943865
>In the AvP canon it is literally said that it is the same company (Weyland Industries) that turned into Weyland-Yutani Corp. Stop grasping at straws.
No where in AvP or AvPR is it revealed that Weyland Industries becomes Weyland-Yutani. I think you're the one grasping for straws after your little logo charade fell apart.

>>82943865
It makes equal sense that the Predators would figure out that they can make a similar creature by using Humans instead of Engineers.

>>82943945
Nice argument.

>>82943918
They literally show the Queen giving birth to the eggs. If you're asking where the Predators got the Queen from, they never say.

>>82943074
>shit, even in covenant The facehugger wasnt even latched on for five full seconds. and the xenomorph grows to full in a matter of five minutes.
>Compare that to AVP for the xenos to grow is only 10 minutes, far more believable in relation to Alien.

IS A PROTOMORPH, YOU ASSHOLE!!! THIS ISN'T A PERFECT XENOMORPH, WHY THE LIFE CYCLE GONNA BE THE SAME?!

And this are the self-proclaimed Alien-fans, fuck this gay earth!

>>82943918
Davids mouth

Niggers, AvP is not canon with the main Alien series, it's different continuity.

Or did you miss that the Weyland that founded the company in Prometheus is a differente guy than the Weyland in AvP?

For all these people claiming that the movie is not canon because Ridley Scott hated it, remember that he can't hate it because he hasn't seen the damn thing.

James Cameron said he 'liked it a lot'.

So take that as you will.

>>82937737
anyone got a streamlink for me?

>>82944010
There is the problem.

If David made the xenomorph then why xenomorph at end of Prometheus ?

>>82944061
Two different companies, homie: >>82943549

>>82943974
>It makes equal sense that the Predators would figure out that they can make a similar creature by using Humans instead of Engineers.

Headcanon with no proof.

>No where in AvP or AvPR is it revealed that Weyland Industries becomes Weyland-Yutani.

Watch the ending of AvP 2 again.

>>82944096
That was a deacon, not a traditional Xenomorph.

>>82944070
How is that a problem? It proves that, somehow, Predators were able to get their hands on a Queen.

>>82944069
kys

>>82944070
not really

>people arguing what is canon in a series of two groups of films with a collective of 3 films that are actually good

you guys are morons

>>82944101
>Headcanon with no proof.
Man, are you seriously saying there's no proof that engineers produce deacons and humans produce traditional Xenos?

>Watch the ending of AvP 2 again.
Yup, there's Yutani. She gets some alien tech. Do they ever, once, imply she's going to merge with Weyland?

Nope.

>>82944140
>kys
after getting the streamlink i will

>>82939576
You got BTFO you dumb millenial fucktard

Does anyone really think they are going to try to link next the movie(s) to the original Alien?

Why would anyone want the AvP flicks to be part of the Alien universe? Even Alien Res was ten times better than those turds,

>>82939929
Average chantard is 16 years old and it shows in every topic

>>82944197
trolls

>>82944187
>streamlink
who the fuck watches streamlink? are you on your phone too?

just go download a fucking torrent

>>82943843
Dude everyone knows Aliens is the best one. There is no debate about it.

>>82944239
>just go download a fucking torrent
lel i dont like being caught and having to pay mate
hahaha
maybe read internet for dummys again

>>82944264

>he lives in a shit country where people get "caught"
>he isn't in a private tracker

alien vs redditor

>>82942737
>Aliens and Predators in the same universe was a mistake

This. I don't even know who thought they would make for a good match-up. The two franchises have so little in common, other than aliens that kill people.

>>82944186
>Yup, there's Yutani. She gets some alien tech. Do they ever, once, imply she's going to merge with Weyland?

She uses that tech to get rich and buy up Weyland Industries becoming Weyland-Yutani Corp.

>humans produce traditional Xenos?

"No!"

Humans infected with the black goo only ever produced a trilobite and a Neomorph. Never did the create the Xenomorph as we knew it by themselves.

David genetically engineered this wasp species with the black goo to create the first Protomorphs. In the coming RS Alien movies we are gonna see how david turned the protomorphs into the xenomorphs.

>>82944336
Lol

>>82937737
>AvP
>good

>AvP
>canon

>AvP
>anything than action popcorn flick

>>82944349
the thing is, the games make it word

aliens are swams that sneak and trap people

predator is a smart one man army that enjoys the hunt and use their advanced technology to get a one over the other races

humans are the marines from aliens, they are weak and can be vulnerable to low morale but have huge firepower and the will to survive

>>82944307
>not living in the first world

mate here we have a law and people that enforce it. sorry.

anyone got a streamlink?

AvP requiem unironically kino. Plebs just don't get it. Go watch mcu

>>82944262
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAH Aah...

Thanks for the joke, you made my day, mate.

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>>82944262
Try harder.

>>82944541
I don't get it.

>>82944410
>She uses that tech to get rich and buy up Weyland Industries becoming Weyland-Yutani Corp.
Jesus christ, and you accused me of having a headcanon.

Also, I didn't mention the black goo. Just that if, for whatever reason, a Predator figured out how to work with the mutations even in a simpler form (such as the eggs) it wouldn't be too hard for them figure out what would happen if they used it on humans.

Basically, a Predator could do what David did even minus the black goo and it would not contradict anything that happened in Alien Covenant.

>>82938450
Requiem is even worse in terms of edge.

>Lore raping Predalien
>first victims are a father and young son pair
>chestbursters on a whole maternity ward full of pregnant mothers

It's like fucking Elliot Rogers got to write for this movie.

>>82944595
Sorry my man but the next RS Alien movies will just contradict your shit even harder. And there won't be a single Predator in them for sure.

Just accept that they both play in different Universes/Timelines. Don't get me wrong I like AvP too especially the games but they make no sense when connected with the Alien movies.

>>82944741
There are no contradictions in the first place. My guess is, there never will be because Scott doesn't care about AvP. He'll do his own thing and everyone else can do their own thing. The only common thread you need is the black goo, which we know existed well before humanity.

>>82941667
No fucking way. Your taste is shit.

>>82938377
You literal nigger, Weyland Yutani is the name or the joint company, not the character.
The only canon Peter Weyland is in Prometheus.

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>>82944595
>>82944741
There are people who actually like AvP thematically

>>82941734
Me: Alien, Aliens, Predator, Predator 2, AvP, Blade Runner.

>>82938450
I'm saving this for posterity. Beautiful work.

>>82943074
I know avp was probably your first exposure to this shit youngfag but it never fit in with the old movies, it was just some cash in shit.

>>82937737
The only good movies were Alien and Aliens, and they are overrated. Stop trying to think about the plot, Ridley clearly isn't.

>>82937737
Who fucking cares because it's not canon. Fuck off

>>82944025
>IS A PROTOMORPH, YOU ASSHOLE!!! THIS ISN'T A PERFECT XENOMORPH, WHY THE LIFE CYCLE GONNA BE THE SAME?!
>lesser version has faster growth cycle
>"perfect" version takes longer to reach its final form leaving it less protected for longer

Sure bud.

>>82944147

>3 films

Try two.

Literally everything after Aliens is trash.

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It's almost like Aliens vs Predator is a shitty, pandering, shameless, soulless cash grab that isn't canon in the slightest.

>>82945338
i did mean Alien, Aliens and Predator, i should have clarified i was on about both sets of films

>>82944708
What's worst is the director use to shitpost on IMDB. Bragging about his movie

>>82945310
yes because it takes less time for a more complex organism to grow.
protomorph does not think like a xeno
it is not biomech like a xeno
it is fucking stupid
of course itll take less time to develop
there is less to develop

>>82945197
this.

>>82940461
>>82940538
47 here, and yes, Prometheus and Covenant are shit.

I like when people are like, "it grew to adulthood in like 5 min!" as if they don't actually know they're watching a 2hr movie.

"WHAT THEY FUCK!? THEY LITERALLY JUST SAID IT WOULD TAKE 3 WEEKS TO GET TO THIS PLANET, BUT THEY'RE ALREADY THERE AND I'M STILL CHEWING THE SAME POPCORMS!" FUUUUUCK!"

>>82944455
>Lives in a 1st world country
>too stupid to figure out how to set up VPN and not get caught

Also

>Watching CAMrips

Absolutely fucking disgusting. You don't deserve free movies.

>>82945376
Based fucking Pablo.

>>82945424
21 here, and both of those movies are better than or at least equal to Aliens. Fuck off, my man.

The ideal order is
Alien>Covenant>Prometheus>Aliens>3>Ressurection

Kino

>>82945468
lmao i laugh to myself when people dont realize theres probably a few hours between them leaving the planet and getting back into the covenant
>muh incubation time
>muh chestburster
>muh alien design
there were no xenomorphs in the movie. it was a protomorph. less evolved

>>82945298
yeah, Star Wars ep 4, Doctor Who, IronMan 2 and E.T. still in the franchise canon for me. All are part of the Alien univierse.

>>82945424
48 it here and no one in this thread is allowed to be older than me
Prometheus and Covenant are pure kino of the highest order
Only pratician, 7'5" alpha males, making 7 figures, with 10 inch, thick dicks

>>82945468
HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT WOULD BE A 4 HOUR WALK BUT THEY MADE IT THERE AND BACK IN LIKE 7 MINUTES! FUCKING RIDLEY!

>>82945338
>Literally everything after Alien is trash.

Right.

>>82938450
underrated post

shaming on Hoobastank, cmon, it wasn't that edge tier like the others mentioned

>>82945513
>21 here
>my man.
>The ideal order is
>Kino
I'm embarrassed for you anon

>>82944025
Why are """"incomplete"""" and """"""""proto"""""""" versions of the xenomorph equally lethal, better at propagating (spores are less conspicuous than eggs and vagina spiders), and faster at developing? Literally superior in every way that matters, but less perfect? For fuck's sake.

>>82944410
>She uses that tech to get rich and buy up Weyland Industries becoming Weyland-Yutani Corp.

weyland corp doesn't become weyland-yutani until sometime after prometheus

>>82945552
49 yo 8' tall praetrición Chad Billionaire with a horse dick here. BTFO

>>82945655
Spotted the neo-redditshit

>>82945664
this the spore are just a better weapons

>>82945583 because >>82944025

>>82940609
>Taking everything a character in a film says as factual information is a sign that you have autism.
Obsessing this much over what is fosilized and what not is autism actually. Might wanna get that checked out.

>>82945723
spotted the youngfag trying too hard to fit in

>>82945664
because the xenomorphs can fucking think
and the spores made the neomorphs not the protomorphs
the neomorphs are fucking savage beasts that only want to kill in any way possible
protomorph is a little smarter but in no way close to the xenomorph
>attacks a crane arm
>is a clumsy motherfucker
>literally no effort to be sneaky
yeah the protomorphs are more developed

>>82945376
Huh, just like Prometheus and Covenant.

Alien is not canon
Spacejockey was completely off

Pity we will never get a decent AVP where each faction Alien, Predator and Human will have equal footing. AVP was PG-13 and the Yautja were ultimately boy scouts. AVP R not bad but the humans were civilians.

No Batman Vs Predator yet.

>Make all Alien movies starred by women
>SJW happens
>Alien movies now starred by a male robot
based Ridley

>ridley
fuck off. nigger director.

>>82939929
24, and even I feel like an oldfag

>>82937737
Xenomorphs existed BEFORE even Prometheus you big retard, or there wouldn't have been huge carvings of them at the start of that shitty movie.

The new alien was just a weird human hybrid.

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Just watching AvP2 for the first time now
CRICKET!

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>>82943074
Waaaaa!!! Shut up prometheus sucks!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! avp IS canon waaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!! Validate my opinion!!!!!!!!!!

>>82945498
I thought he wanted to watch AvP

>>82946265
24 here as well. Seeing the development is quite stunning. Every day there's more reddit and facebook pouring in.
I did notice that the amount of tripfags has fallen though, so there's at least one positive thing.

>>82937737
Duh, OP you fucking retard.

David is gonna time travel in the next movie.

>>82942180
>deacon making space squids created by having goo infected males impregnate females with squids before the symptoms become too obvious
>this managed to happen enough they had to make a mural to tell people not to do it
Or maybe you could just throw out the goo and use something else like ebola.

>>82939929
56 and still going strong

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>Scott
>Fucking hack

Yes.

>>82939929
That explains the blue pill shitposts.

>>82945805
No amount of butthurt on your part will change the fact that Prometheus and Covenant are both good films and canon.

>>82945513
>>82946265
>>82948300
thanks for proving his point, kids

>>82949157
The fucking hack that actually created the creature and mythology. And Blade Runner's. And directed Gladiator, among others.

The man is genius, just as Lucas, fuck you all.

>>82950586
>The fucking hack that actually created the creature and mythology

No. The aesthetics of the mythology and the creature were made by Geiger, the story was written before Scott even got on board. All he did was direct it.

Suck dick. He's a hack just like you anon

>>82950625
Do you think that aestethic would have worked with a bad director? He hired Geiger after seeing his work, just as he chose a great cast, photographer, composer, etc.

You sound like you don't know how film works.

>>82938132
>uninspired giger knockoff
Pretty much sums up everything.