>come on Anon, we're about to watch the big bang theory

But they like Sheldon because he's unique and quirky

It's okay anon. It'll all be over soon. Just put the gun in your mouth, aim for the roof, and pull the trigger. You're journey to a better life will all start with a big bang.

BANG!

>>82913742

take off your socks whore

>>82913742
zimbabwe

>>82914695
Ebin misogyny bro

>>82914695
>not enjoying it when girls wear socks
>not loving it when you grab on their toes and they laugh and playfully say "stop! oh my God Anon :3"
something is wrong with you.

I collect action figures and various other nerd paraphernalia. Like, a huge collection.
I've never seen the show but I am often told I remind people of the characters.
Be honest. How fucked am I?

>>82913742
marry kill fuck

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>>82915257
How old?

>>82915371
35

>>82915337
Marry brunette, fuck redhead, kill blonde.

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>>82915558
but think of the great son you could raise with a blonde wife.

>>82915558
>not fuck blonde, kill brunette, marry redhead
you got the gay or something, son?

>>82913742
are you suggesting all women are extraordinarily stupid? Coz that's sexist.

>>82913742
>one night stand blonde
>fuck buddy brunette
>marry redhead

>>82916839
you never marry a redhead. your father should have taught you that. you should call him and tell him he was a worthless bastard in your life.

>>82915243
>tfw no female friends to play footsie with while we watch movies

>>82917054
Are you suggesting that watching TBBT makes you incredibly stupid?
>*Tips*

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>>82913742
>tfw have unironicly been told this