>at the kinoplex >ticket taker is a potato Anyone else

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>>82913471
They don't have automated kiosks in your backwards country?

SAD

>>82913522
They do but you still have to funnel towards the ticket guy. And he's always a potato.

>>82913471
We've got a tater who works weekdays named Ralphie. He just points to the left side of the theater whether your movie is over there or not. I tried become his friend (saying "hey bud!") but he never responds. Just points.

>Apply to local flickoplex
>Need a Masters in Criminology to get the job

It's strange how all potato-men look the same. If you had a bunch of them in the same room, I wouldn't be able to tell them apart.

>>82913471
just a guy in a wheel chair with a baby hand. lmao he tears tickets with that little thing. I try not to laugh each time.

>>82913710
Does your city only have shooter-enabled theaters?

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He always wants me to buy a Baby Ruth.

>>82913759
>wheelchair
>baby hand

How does that work?

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>>82913674
>a tater

>>82913741
it's the next stage of human evolution, a virus that hijacks the birth for another soldier in the potato army. When enough get shit out they will hive mind and take over

>>82913471
>at the kino warehouse
>watch kino
>fat Mexican sits next to me

Mine usually does but last weekend some thic hispanic chick was working there. hnnng

>>82913846
Jesus fucking Christ. What can we do? How do we stop them?

>>82913471
No shit!? Here's something that happened a few months back...
>be me
>AIT at Fort Lee, VA
>phase V = weekends off-post
>grab a taxi with some buddies to South Park mall in Richmond
>Logan is playing, groovy
>pay for tickets
>greeted by a downie
>sees my Led Zepelin shirt
>asks if I've seen Valkyrie with Tom Cruise
>proceeds to spend 8 (EIGHT) minutes prattling on about some fucking conspiracy bullshit involving Hitler & the Thull Society controlling the American military with some odd Egyptian mind-control magic
>buddies & I walk to our theater utterly dumbfounded
Logan was pretty good, but fuck me...

the MANAGER at my local cinema has down syndrome which says a lot about the intelligence of the average scottish worker

>>82913471
No, all workers at my kino-house are young and extremely handsome, they make me feel uncomfortable

>>82913471
>credit end
>stay for entire thing because I paid 40 dollars and want my moneys worth
>decided to stay extra five minutes because I want my moneys worth
>lights come on
>potato enters to start cleaning up
>potato singing "whistle while you work"
>decided to spill my popcorn crumbs all over the floor
>take drink and throw it on the ground
>ice cubes and watered down coke everywhere
>whats he gonna do, kick me out?
>leaving, turn to him and say something nonsensical since he wouldnt get it anyways
>"Roggle is my name of the cook shoes."
>he just keeps cleaning
>and singing