>Patrice wakes up today >Spends 24 hours on catching up

>>82913216
He would grab Bill right by his throat and demand an explanation as to why he married a Feminazi baboon gold-digger

he would have a second stroke and die all over again

>>82913216
He probably would've liked some aspects of Trump and hated some other aspects.
He might've commented that he would've been surprised if Trump didn't grab women by the pussy

>>82913266
Fuck I haven't even thought about what he would think about Bill. What would he say to Ant?

>>82913400
Ant would offer him a relationship advice show on Compound Media and he'd accept.

He'd be BTFO by Amy Schumer yet again, then deep-fry his fingernails before eating them.

>>82913448
You think he would have defended Ant?

>>82913501
Jim said he would have.

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>>82913216
Why did Patrice talk about himself in the third-person?

>>82913501

He'd call him a sissy for getting slapped around by a woman, but he'd disagree with the firing for sure.

>>82913493
When did he get btfo by Miss Piggy?

really it's good that he died when he did because there's a good chance he would've become a huge phony

>>82913671
Patrice was far too indignant with producers and studios to become big enough to become phony. He burned bridges before he crossed them in the first place.

>>82913216
He would kill himself after an hour of catching up on "the news"

>>82913652
https://vimeo.com/122410283

Starting at about the 1:45 mark

>>82913216
Such a shame this fat nigger isn't around to share his profound wisdom with us, tragic.

>>82913501
absolutely

>>82913768
Shit jokes and u know it.

>>82913671
He would have became a huge phony when he had the chance with Spike Lee. Patrice was terrified of the industry at the top level. Listen to him talk about Tracy Morgan or Mel Gibson.

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>>82913906
They were enough to kill him.

>>82913768
Steve-O wanted to kill her it seems.

>>82913768
She was dating Anthony Jeselnik at the time.
They weren't her jokes

>>82913961

he was just about to break out, i think if he got a show plus a few years of people kissing his ass telling him he can do no wrong... people can change dramatically, look at louie cuckelzy.

>>82914055
Naw breh https://youtu.be/YnyC2-51tQs

>>82913216
I've been posting on 4chan for a decade. I've seen the pedos and the stormtards take over /pol/ and all that garbage.

This is the stupidest and most depressing and dumb thread I've ever seen. Why the fuck would you care about this shit?

I mean, your time would be better spent rewatchign patrice than posting this. It's honestly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen, even by 4chan standards. And the worst thing is that it gets replies. I assume half of them are you on other IPs replying to yourself (like any other thread that makes the front page for more than 5 minutes in this shithole) but it's still just sad that anyone would respond.

Sage not to bump.

>>82914161BTFO
>>82914194

he would hate Trump

>>82914247
You know that's objectively not true. He himself said blacks needed to take over the TSA after 9/11 because they don't have white guilt.

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>>82914161
What's that? You love bumps with a picture?

Why do you fags act like Patrice was some deep thinker? He just knew a little bit about handling women.

>>82914247
Why?

>>82914467
entertaining. no other comedian today broke it down the way he did

>>82914467
Anyone who thinks any comedian is a deep thinker is a fucking idiot. I just liked his take on things and his willingness to listen to the other side. Something people just don't do anymore. One time on O&A he stated how Face Off was a great movie and when Jim shat in it he realized how shit it was. Most people in this day and age would get their panties in a bunch and spend 20 minutes arguing about it while all Patrice did was fucking die of laughter and admit that he was wrong. No one does shit like that.

>>82914247

>patrice
>hating the living embodiment of everything he ever preached

I wish he was alive so he could have watched the second presidential debate where Trump just dropped the "you'd be in jail" line.

>>82913501

he'd call Ant an old pedophile retard for continuing to chase jailbait dummies on paltalk instead of getting another real women like jill

>>82915167
Kek no he wouldn't

>"smart" comedian
>too dumb to take proper care of his health

>>82915380
Smart people often do the dumbest shit.

>>82913216
Patrice was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjbatwrl5Mc

>>82914047
Quick rundown on Jeselnik? I've heard good things.

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>>82917607
I like him. Sometimes too edgy, but he delivers the jokes quite well most of the time.

>>82913961
>Tracy Morgan is considered top
fuck this gay earth

>>82913768
They cut out what Patrice said about Amy Schumer.