>Colbert starts off the show with a chuckle, before mentioning

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>Colbert starts off the show with a chuckle, before mentioning Donald Trump, for Trump is the President, and therefore will naturally be the subject of frequent political lampoons.
The /pol/edditors begins to fume. "How dare you make fun of my God Emperor?!" he screams, "Wait until r/the_donald hears about this."
>Colbert makes a witty remark about Trump's habitual consumption of ice cream, which as led to his morbid obesity.
The /pol/edditor starts to cry, for the mean man has mocked daddy. He then posts a "BLOMPF" thread to /tv/, his epic trolling only slightly calming his rage.
>Colbert then mocks Trump's incompetence and his love for Putin by making a cock holster joke.
"What! You can't say that!", the /pol/edditor whines, his heart-rate increasing and tears streaming down his face.
>Jon Batiste plays a melodica solo after he and the crowd laugh heartily, clearly enjoying the show.
"What!? A nigger on TV? That isn't isn't allowed unless the nigger is a based centipede!", the /pol/yp hollers while posting a black guy with a MAGA cap on r/the_donald. Before his post gets 1000 upvotes, his heart explodes and he dies.