Movie autism thread? >mom wants to take me to the theater

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Movie autism thread?

>mom wants to take me to the theater to see a movie as a birthday gift since she has a day off
>she asks me what movie i want to see and i tell her that she can choose
>she wants to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2
>i agree thinking that it was that new star wars spinoff movie i had heard about
>get to the theater in the local mall
>see the movie posters and realize i've made a mistake
>realize im about to see some kiddy movie about goofy aliens
>That star wars flick isn't even playing anymore
>mom buys our tickets and we go in to find some seats
>the theater is full of kids
>when we sit down mom smiles and hands me 20 dollars
>she tells me i can buy whatever snacks I want but asks if I can buy her a small diet coke as well
>i take the money and head out of the theater
>notice kong: skull island is starting soon as well
>use my moms money to buy a ticket to see kong along with the kong combo which includes large popcorn a large fountain drink and a bag of m&ms
>rush into Kong before it starts spilling some popcorn along the way
>only seats left are some shitty ones right in the front rows
>text my mom that i lost my ticket and that I will walk around the mall until her movie is done
>watch the movie and finish with a sore neck and an upset stomach
>check my phone to see that my mom had texted me back to tell me that she had bought me a new ticket for Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and that she has been waiting outside in the theater lobby looking for me
>leave my theater
>notice my mom sitting on a bench in the lobby looking at her phone
>try to blend in with the crowd of people that just left the same theater I was in and sneak into the nearby washrooms unseen
>text her back and apologize saying i didnt see the message
>tell her to meet me at the car
>wait a few minutes in the washroom and then leave and walk back to meet her at the car
>i ask her how the movie was
>she says she didnt see it because she was looking for me