>Serious Black >have the darkest kid say it What did Rowling

>>82902346
IT WAS ALL A DREAM

I just want you to know that this is not a good thread.

>>82902346
Black could be anywhere

>>82902346
it's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands

>>82902441
Nigga

SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE

>>82902390
Kek

When I die, fuck it

File: that good shit.jpg (502KB, 1280x1802px) Image search: [Google]

502KB, 1280x1802px

ayoo we wuz finna up in one of da most thugged-out borin franchise up in history. Fo real each episode followin tha pimp wizzle n' his thugged-out lil' hommies from Hogwarts Academy as they fight different shitty muthafuckas has been indistinguishable from tha others fo realz. Aside from tha fucked up porno, tha series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement n' ineffectizzle use of effects, all ta make magic unmagical, ta make action seem busted

Maybe tha take a dirtnap was busted when Rowlin didn't want no Spielberg directin tha series; she made shizzle tha series would never be trippin fo a work of art dat meant anythang ta anybody; just cross-promotion ta make loadz of chedda fo' her books. Da Harry Potta series might be anti-christian (or not) yo, but it’s certainly tha anti-Jizzy Bond series cuz it don't accept wonder, beauty n' excitement. No one wants ta accept tha real deal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack

>a-at least tha books was phat though
"AWH HELL NAW"
Da freestylin is dreadful; tha book was shitty fo' realz. As I read, I noticed dat every last muthafuckin time a cold-ass lil characta went fo' a strutt, tha lyricist freestyled instead dat tha characta "stretched his fuckin legs"

I fuckin started markin on tha back of a envelope every last muthafuckin time dat phrase was repeated. This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. I stopped only afta I had marked tha envelope nuff muthafuckin dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowlingz mind is so governed by cliches n' dead metaphors dat dat freaky freaky biatch has no other steez of writing. Lata I read a white-ass, gangbangin review of Potta by tha same Stephen Mackdaddy yo. Dude freestyled suttin' ta tha effect of, "If these lil playas is readin Harry Potta at 11 or 12, then when they git olda they will go on ta read Stephen Mackdaddy." And da thug was like right yo. Dude was not bein ironic. When you read "Larry Potsmoker" yo ass is, up in fact, trained ta read Stephen Mackdaddy

>>82902638
>"AWH HELL NAW"

always

File: 53Sh5Mt_d.jpg (84KB, 640x853px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 640x853px

Biggie vs MC Ride, who wins?

BIGGIUS NIGGIUS

It was all a dream
I used to read Quibbler magazine
Fred George and me up in the Quidditch team

https://stallman.org/cgi-bin/showpage.cgi?path=/harry-potter.html&term=harry%20poter&type=norm&case=0

>>82903096
thanks mr stallman

I seriously want to see a movie about some dirt poor kid from the east end or something, either an immigrant or a massive chav, discovering they're a wizard and getting into Hogwarts and such, I think that'd be amazing.

>>82903568
>thugged out wizard Pinto
Yes

>>82903568
Drive-by shooting with wands.

>>82903568
>NEVEL:What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.I.G.: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL:: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.I.G.: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.I.G.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.I.G.: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.I.G.: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!