>Nerd American gets a pretty American idea. He and Hero American

YOU'D ALL BE DEAD IF IT WASN'T FOR MY SON DAVID

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>>82901641
Yeah it was terrible writing, pretty much War of the Worlds except the virus was a computer instead of biological.

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>>82901641
>nerd american hero is jewish

>>82901641
>for (an) obvious reason(s))

He's a smoker?

reminder the drunk pilot was secretly just a cuck and the mom wasnt actually dead.

>And then there’s Randy Quaid’s character, the film’s most American American. This guy represents pretty much every type not covered so far: Alcoholic American, Redneck American, Conspiracy Theory American, Downtrodden American, Old-school Aircraft American, and thanks to his somewhat Mexican brood of kids, Single Parent American and Bang the Maid American, too.

Brilliant

>>82901794

>and the mom wasnt actually dead.

The president's wife or Vivica Fox?

>>82901641
>but NASA never accepted him (for (an) obvious reason(s)).

They never say this though. Just that he never made it into NASA. That's not a big deal, because the astronaut program is insanely competitive.

>>82901913
Wouldn't the most American American in the movie be the President? Or maybe Will Smith's character? Loud, optimistic, trigger-happy hyper-confident...they fit all the American stereotypes except they're not fat.

>>82901935

Perhaps implications were implied...?

>>82901989

Perhaps you're a moron, dissecting a very standard fare alien invasion movie to fit your retard headcanon and politics.

What I'm saying is you should kill yourself rather than subject us or anyone else to your brain disease.

>>82902219
its implied because he was such a good pilot and his entire role in the movie proofs old whitey filled naza rong.

>>82902416
>such a good pilot
>crashes both his jet and the alien craft

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>>82901740
NASA spacecraft were designed to accommodate the urination needs of tiny, white penises. A black man's phallus would require a complete redesign.

The white engineers would be driven into depression and shitposting about race and IQ on /sci/. Much as they are now, but worse.

>>82902591
>cuck posting in 2017
Reddits thataway

>>82902591
>/sci/
Literally a board full of brainlets calling each other brainlet, before LARPing as /pol/ strawmen to each other so that they have something easy to attack