Now that the Witcher is getting its own TV series on Shitflix

what are you 14?

>>82892613
Does latsbrah have FAS?

>>82892613
fucking /v/ fags in here again.

I think Idras Elba or whatever that pretty boy niggers name is would be AMAZING

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>>82892719
Fun fact, kid. Video games have been around before you AND I were born.

https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/200810/physicshistory.cfm

Want to go for double jeopardy, where the scores can REALLY change? Video games are for children AND adults. Children and adults of ALL ages. One of the coolest players I've ever met - much, MUCH cooler than your pathetic self will ever be - was a 76-year-old retiree widower who "needed something to do" and started playing World of Warcraft. The stories that guy would tell, would put any of yours to shame.

Now why don't you walk without moving your arms as usual, mumble in a monotone voice to yourself and pick some more acne as you grumble your way down to the nearest Blockbuster to watch the latest Jules Dassin classic - oh wait, many Blockbusters are closed, now - and cry yourself to sleep because the absolute limit to your social interaction is this place?

(*whoosh*)

(*sheathes katana*)

(*tips gaming-related baseball cap*)

Here endeth the lesson, kid. Bleep, bloop!

Or maybe hire real actors, directors and writers so it won't be quasi-capeshit like every video game movie so far.

but my dragonborne is a proud female orc married to a dark elf

>>82892613

Jews will never cast him. Dragonborn will be played by some half-kike at best. He will have dark brown hair, brown eyes and will be swarthy.

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> twn be a Skyrim adaption with an actor whose shouts can actually awaken dead dragons

>>82892613
Varg Vikernes

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>>82892613
My Dragonborn is a Khajiit stealth archer so no

>>82892613

You cant make a skyrim show or movie, massive plot points turn on the player's choices, like joining the stormcloaks or not, killing all the vampires / werewolves etc.