>ITT: times you acted like the Driver thread theme: http

>>82882002
>cute girl walks up to me in college
>"hey I'm qt, what's your name"
>"w-whatever you like haha"
>laughs and calls me faggot
>does it everytime she sees me from that point on
I just wanted to be a cool guy : (

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Cards on the table: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PfhwBDI9bV

>>82882548
You sound FAT.

>>82882586
I've gained 500 kilos since this occured, all I have is stories and pig hearts

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>>82882548
>I was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of Che Guevara wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt

I once tap danced with Emma Stone in Griffith Park

I wore a denim jacket, bought decently expensive boots, and acted kinda mysterious at a party. Ended up getting a number that night! The key I acting like the driver is to play up the mystery but tone the autism the fuck down.

>>82882864
>Ended up getting a number that night!

You got a number at a party? The Driver wouldn't do that, he would intimidate the sexiest girl there into having sex with him

>>82882002
i autocrossed three different cars two weeks ago and ran a quarter mile in two different cars

>>82882864
>Ended up getting a number that night!

And you crumpled it up in front of her, threw it on the ground and walked out, right?