>Netflix isn't doing a series about the best Witcher

>implying Lambert isn't the best Witcher
>implying Lambert didn't make Keira Metz squeal like the bitch she was, for the rest of her life, with his enormous Witcher schlong after the Battle of Kaer Morhen

>>82877805

Lambert is a prick and extremely unlikable.

>>82877853
Nigga, do you even know WHY Lambert is a prick? Of course he'd be a prick. Lambert, Lambert, what a prick. He calls it like it is, that's why he's the best Witcher. Get in. Get shit done. Get fucking paid.

>>82877653
This is going to bomb like every video game shit, who cares. Netflix hasnt done anything right in years

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>>82877653
>no series about Vesemir's exploits back when he was Geralt's age

>>82877893

I know why lambert is a prick, that doesn't make him any more likable.

>>82877653
Anyone else think that The Witcher would make a way better comedy than a drama? Geralt goes around and has to deal with a bunch of monty python holy grail peasants, the king acts like lord farquad from shrek, and every 10/10 chick in the world's knees go weak whenever they are near geralt.

idk I think it would be pretty funny

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>>82877958
I bet you're a Philippa Eilhart kinda guy.

>>82878007

No im a Dijkstra kinda guy

>>82877925
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To survive as long as he did, this guy must've been a badass

go back to /v/ now, underage faggot.

reminder that the author is still butthurt over the video game being more popular than his source material

>>82878240
He's more butthurt that CDPR paid him a lump sum instead of royalties

>>82878324
>>82878240
Tbh the games' writing is unironically better than the books

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>>82877653
Who would they cast as him?

It's a shame Stallone isn't younger cause he has the perfect fucked up face

>>82879585
The first 2 books are real neat. Feel like sidequests in the games that you get super invested in.

>>82878240
True, you can even feel it in his quotes about the upcoming show