>youtube ad >"hahahaha look I'm being meta and

>He actually sees ads in the first place
Look, everyone, a moron.

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>>82852436
>Let the products sell themselves
>Fuck advertising

>Commercial psychology
>Psychological methods to sell
>Should be destroyed

>not using adblockers
Retard

>>82852436
Why would you not have ad block? Fuck this generation.

>>82852479
look everyone, a thief and a leech!

>>82852606
>a thief and a leech
Enjoy those ads goy

>>82852606
ooh boy here we go

>>82852606

Good goy

>>82852606

Yes dumb goy. Watch every advertisement I bombard you with. Your mind is my pussy to fuck and control while I sap your wallet. I get paid for you to watch things while you pay to watch things.

>>82852436
>not using adblock

>>82852436
I even use adblocking on my smartphone.
If I had to watch ads I'd never been using youtube in the first place.

>>82852606
>it's this easy to bait nu/tv/
ledditors pls go

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But you guys if you have ad block you wouldn't know about the amazing new movie coming to Youtube Red the Thinning! with all your favorite youtube stars! Its like hunger game for the trump generation. Be sure to watch!

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what's a ad? Does this place even have them?

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>>82852436
>hey you, yea you, on the shitter. Stop jerkin your dick off and listen to the commercial! I know you can't hit that skip button because you got splooge on your hands already. The triple double crunchwrap is back at Taco Bell, so know you can eat it and have an excuse to go to the bathroom and stroke it to interracial/granny/tranny/cuck porn. Live Mas.
Really freaked me out desu

>>82852787
>using a smartphone
>calling it smartphone in the first place

literally the most useless piece of '''''technology'', quick, start rationalizing what is that essential functionality that worth having your pick of jews up the ass and making the world a shittier place for everyone

>>82853232
learn english

>>82853232
>t.poorfag

>>82853232
I can shitpost while at work.
It's good enough reason for me.

>>82852489
God tier album

>youtube ads
I thought only baby boomers watched those because they don't know how adblock works. Is OP a facebooking babyboomer?

>late night listening to ASMR
>video ends and autoplay selects new video
>TRADING 212

I like how Youtube ads for movies have an action packed first five seconds designed to entice you into watching the rest of the trailer. It's interesting to see advertising adapt with the times.

>>82853312
Why not just disable autoplay?

>>82852479
>>82852760
>>82852787
>>82852800
>>82852817
>>82853310
>what is a smart tv or videogame console
You really think people here don't use adblock?

>>82853357
There's adblockers for phones too. And why would you even use youtube on a console?

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>>82853357
>spending money on a video game console
>spending money on a smart tv
>watching youtube on a smart tv or videogame console

>>82853326
when im sleepy, I dont like to get up and change the video

The ad is gonna play regardless.

>>82853281
played you like a fiddle, no wonder you will buy anything you are told goy

>>82853265
>>82853272
someone choked on the pill

>>82853357
Technically you can still tweak your router or build a Pi-hole and still get adblocking on all equipment that uses the same connection.

How come youtube just doesn't automatically graft the ad to the beginning of the video clip?

>>82853534

Because ads need to be dynamic (in terms of location and relevance/age), there is no point playing outdated ads on old videos or finnish ads to scottish people.

What are they going to do, remux/re-encode a video every time someone wants to watch it?

>>82853534
Because the video stays up for years. Ads change all the time depending on the viewer's geolocation, analytics, and so-on relating to the ads with which googul has a contract to broadcast.

>>82852489
this

>>82853376
big screen, you dweeb.

>>82853631
>What are they going to do, remux/re-encode a video every time someone wants to watch it?

sticking together 2 videos is not rocket surgery, you can have all the assets cached in cdns too

they can't do it, because if you force ads on everyone jewtube will crash and burn

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>>82852606
(you)

>>82852606
The internet is a pull medium
I merely decline to request ads.

When was the last time anyone bought a product just because they watched an ad for it?