I was talking to my best friend about movies the other day >He

>>82848581
>>He is passionate about how shit Breaking Bad was and how Better Call Saul is redeeming that franchise
You were doing well up until this point. All the rest are believable, but you had to push it.

>>82848765
I swear all this is true.

I don't actually want to call it off with him, but every one of those points is 100% truth.

>>82848581
Nobody cares about you or your friend. Now fuck off

>>82848581
>He says the first Captain America was FAR better than Winter Soldier and Civil War
>He loves the James Bond films, but his favorite 007 is Pierce Brosnan
Those opinions are correct.

>>82848796
this right here
>omg /tv/ can you believe what a normie my friend is? XD

>>82848829
It's not even normie though

He might actually be retarded

>>82848796
>>82848829
You cared enough to post and then samefag with your cellphone to get past postercount.

Redpill him on kino dude, kidnap him and force him to watch Refn movies for a day. That will enlighten him.

>>82848581
>He says "Avatar" was the best sci-fi film he'd ever seen in theaters.

Only dumb contrarians can't appreciate Avatar. Stop trying to seem cool and edgy, kid.

>He says the first Captain America was FAR better than Winter Soldier and Civil War

This is an objectively correct opinion


>He says that Joseph Gordon Levitt is his absolute favorite actor of all time.

It's a fine choice.

>He says Rogue One is his favorite Star Wars, followed by Attack of the Clones (!?!)

Well the Rogue One thing is alarming but he's right about Attack of the Clones.

>He loves the James Bond films, but his favorite 007 is Pierce Brosnan

Once again, correct.

>His least favorite movie is Gone with the Wind

Gone with the Wind is boring and racist.

>He is passionate about how shit Breaking Bad was and how Better Call Saul is redeeming that franchise

They're both shit honestly.

>He UNIRONICALLY (and I swear to CHRIST this is true) likes the Paul Blart films. He acknowledges they're cheap and bad, but he loves them.

Eh, the first one's okay.

>He says "Avatar" was the best sci-fi film he'd ever seen in theaters.
Correct
>He says the first Captain America was FAR better than Winter Soldier and Civil War
Correct
>He says that Joseph Gordon Levitt is his absolute favorite actor of all time.
Incorrect
>He says Rogue One is his favorite Star Wars, followed by Attack of the Clones (!?!)
All star wars is shit, but attack of the clones is pure VA so Correct
>He loves the James Bond films, but his favorite 007 is Pierce Brosnan
Correct
>His least favorite movie is Gone with the Wind
Incorrect
>He is passionate about how shit Breaking Bad was and how Better Call Saul is redeeming that franchise
Very correct as the last 2(3? whatever one it was when it became capeshit tier thanks to gus' introduction) were complete and utter trash
and finally
>He UNIRONICALLY (and I swear to CHRIST this is true) likes the Paul Blart films. He acknowledges they're cheap and bad, but he loves them.
He understands auteurism

Get him to post here instead of you please

we unironically need more guys like your friend to debate with here on /tv/

>>82848581
>his favorite 007 is Pierce Brosnan
He's right, you know.

>>82848581
>He says the first Captain America was FAR better than Winter Soldier and Civil War
>He says Rogue One is his favorite Star Wars, followed by Attack of the Clones (!?!)
>He loves the James Bond films, but his favorite 007 is Pierce Brosnan
>He is passionate about how shit Breaking Bad was and how Better Call Saul is redeeming that franchise

Sounds like a patrician.