Describe the opening night audience to this film in seven

Mentally ill

>>82824131
Ready to fuck

>>82824131
Obese

fatties with nu male dates

My mom is going to see this tomorrow. She's gonna love it. She's gonna tell me all about it and I'll have to pretend to be a normie and laugh and smile at what she says about it.

>>82824268
Give your mom a big hug and thank her for all she's done for you.

>>82824131
Likely dropped on head their head at birth.

>>82824268
My mom hates Amy Schumer. I dvr'd Trainwreck for her, all she said was "she's disgusting."

Dumb women and extremely horny men.

Let's come up with some names for the sequel.

Snatches
Minged
Muffed

Whales

>>82824131
if you're going to bother photoshopping schumer why don't you at least make her look attractive?

>>82824131
Amy Shumer pushed Kate Hudson out of a movie to disastrous results

>>82824404
Stay Puft

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what did she mean by this?

>>82824131
Nonexistent

>>82824319
Is your mom single by any chance ?

>>82824131
sparse enough to get a kino blowjob

how does goldie hawn disappear for several years then get a lead role?

They had to Photoshop the piss outta Amy Jewmer and she still looks like a buffalo

>>82824614
you could ask the same about Kurt Russell who literally disappeared after Death Proof and came back for Furious 7.

>>82824481
O-oink?

No one is here.

>>82824481
Her face is just so unfortunate, she would look like a fatty even if she slimmed down

But hey cant beat that jewish hollywood nepotism

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>>82824481
Jesus Christ

>>82824131
More populated than King Arthur

>>82824481
>someone paid to see this movie, researched whether or not there would be nude scenes, and took a picture of it
Jesus Christ.

>>82824447
The Magic Wand Tool is not really magical. It's just named like that.

>>82824319
Same
>>82824500
Mine is newly single

>>82824462
That was my biggest question. Why was Kate Hudson not cast in this role.
>literally Goldie Hawn's daughter.
>funnier than Amy Schumer.
>beautiful.
>seems to be well liked, non-controversial.
>a lot more men would have been open to go see it with their wife/gf.