https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPH SXUS0_1c

DUDE SELF HATING LIBERAL LMAO

kino

post the pasta

>>82821307
what pasta?

I like it because it triggers Americans even though it's speaking the truth. The only think missing is admitting to be in the top 5 fattest countries

>>82821450
Did you watch this before or after The daily show

so this... is the power of Sorkin's writing

whoa

>>82821465
It was right before you got triggered

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>>82821485
>Unironically using triggered
Wew

In depth, autismal analysis why this is pure shit from a writing standpoint:

>Jennifer Johnson: Can you say why America is the greatest country in the world?
>Sharon: Diversity and opportunity.
>Moderator: Lewis?
>Lewis: Freedom and freedom... so let's keep it that way.
>*crowd claps*

what kind of reaction is this? would any crowd -- outside of a republican convention -- actually clap for a line like this? actually i'm not sure RNC members are this stupid either.

>Moderator: Will?
>Will McAvoy: Well, Lewis and Sharon said it. Diversity and opportunity and freedom and freedom.
>Moderator: I'm not letting you go back to the airport without answering the question.
>Will McAvoy: Well, our Constitution is a masterpiece. James Madison was a genius. The Declaration of Independence is, for me, the single greatest piece of American writing...
>[Professor keeps staring]
>Will McAvoy: You don't look satisfied.
>Moderator: One's a set of laws and the other's a declaration of war. I want a human moment from you... what about the people? Why is America...

why does this matter? "One's a set of laws and the other's a declaration of war." what does that have to do with anything? that's a direct answer to the question. that's pretty human. those are human achievements.

>Will McAvoy: It's not the greatest country in the world, professor. That's my answer.

false shock from the crowd, ESPECIALLY if it's moderate or liberal leaning. audible gasps. ridiculous.

>>82821535
>Moderator: You're saying...

why is the moderator shook? he's a moderator and it's a common sentiment.

>Will McAvoy: Yes.
>Moderator: Let's talk about...

shut it down, the goyim know! this reaction makes no sense.

>Will McAvoy: Fine.
>[Turns to Sharon]
>Will McAvoy: Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paycheck, but he
>[gestures to Lewis]
>Will McAvoy: gets to hit you with it anytime he wants. It doesn't cost money, it costs votes. It costs airtime and column inches. You know why people don't like liberals? Cause they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so god damn always?

now we're kicking up the stupidity. the first three sentences of this rant are entirely concocted to make the speaker "look knowledgable" while everyone in the room gapes their mouths and stares. it's political psychobabble. liberals lose? not around when this was made, they didn't.

>Sharon: Hey!
>Will McAvoy: [Turns to Louis] And with a straight face, you're gonna tell students that America is so star-spangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world who have freedom? Canada has freedom. Japan has freedom. The UK. France. Italy. Germany. Spain. Australia... Belgium! has freedom... 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of 'em have freedom.

and all those "free" countries dont have the right to free speech, only "free" speech.

>Moderator: Alright...
>Will McAvoy: [Looks at Jenny] And, yeah, you... sorority girl.

this is so bad. this insult is thrown in there for the retards at home to clap their hands at, but this girl has done nothing at all to him. just makes him look like that simpsons picture: "old man shakes fist at cloud". this ire is totally unearned.

>>82821450
Europoor detected

>>82821555
additional

>Now, none of this is the fault of a 20-year-old college student, but you, nonetheless, are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period,

a boomer saying this? el justo jajaja

>so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the FUCK you're talking about!... Yosemite?
>[Stunned silence]

aha that's in the script.

>Will McAvoy: ... It sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblahblahblahblah

the worst part about this schlocky overly-sentimental speech is "we didn't scare so easy", where he says it with the most maudlin and unearned delivery possible.

He's right you know.

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>>82821513
>Unironically supporting Reddit the President
wew

Can anyone refute anything he said?

>anymore

>>82821927
reddit the president is bernie "free shit" sanders

Self hating Americans piss me off. There's a reason everyone wants to move to the US...it's better than most places. Worrying about meme issues like 'muh obesity'...I'd take being fat over having no freedom of speech and being Islamised.

t. European

>>82821535
>>82821555
>>82821585
Agreed
>Does this feel poignant to you? Get me some stock piano music, that'll do it

>>82822059
Kill yourself cuck, if you want to immigrate then there are plenty of better places than the capital of fat stupid arrogant cunts. The fact that you can get brainwashed by their nationalism and you don't even live there is just pathetic.

>>82822059
Because we haven't had to fight for the standard of living we have, so we take it for granted.

>>82822059
>everyone wants to move to the US

u wot

>Dude you have it better than somalia therefore you shouldn't care about whether or not we have clean drinking water or education funding gets cut for the 30th straight year in a row lmao

>>82821975
No they're just mad because apparently pointing out that blind nationalism might be a bad move is too liberal and they might turn gay

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>>82822222
numbers giv

>>82821975
The stats he talks about are either completely incorrect or they're built on such ridiculous false premises that its absurd

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>>82822244

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>>82822059
you're welcome here in 'straya, yuropoor

protip: we're not yet full

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>>82822222
nice

>>82821535
>>82821555
>>82821585
This should be a pasta every time this thread pops up.

>>82820133
he is republican

>>82820087
>this offends American pinheads and Krumpf supporters

What a sensitive bunch of whiners you are. You should want to be the best, and to do that, you have to look at your current status honestly. False patriotism does nothing but make you weak.

>>82822460
Just like John Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuib2Vo3hSo

>>82822040
t. unpaid moderator for /the_donald/

>>82822100
t. Jean Claude Juncker

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Americans are so ridiculous with their phony patriotism. Especially the republican types who claim to love their country so fucking much but then hate over half the people in it

>>82822494

The moderates had their time.

It's time for extremism.

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>>82822650

hot damn

>>82822631
At least Americans are allowed to be patriotic. Fly a German flag in front of Merkel and see what happens.

Most European countries aren't even real countries at this point: most don't have their own currency and they have no borders because of Schengen. The only real country in Europe is Britain and they're also patriotic.

It's no coincidence the US and the UK are patriotic; they're both real countries. Europe however has ceased to exist thanks to 'lel patriotism is bad' shit spewed by subhuman leftists.

>>82822487
this

it's not "self-hating" to want to improve yourself and being honest about your flaws

this sort of logic leads to the kardashians. that's what america is now. you're only allowed to love yourself and never admit any faults. this country is basically kim kardashian's giant ass.

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>>82822753
I get my knowledge from /pol/ the post

>>82820087
this was seen as a great scene until Trump, it's hilarious the mental gymnastics both political sides will do to pretend they're opposed on everything.

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>>82822844
Prove what I've said wrong.

Continental Europeans subscribe to the 'oh we're so bad XD don't be patriotic :3 come on guys give Islam a try' bullshit and look how that's worked out.

The US and the UK are unashamedly patriotic and it should stay that way. In Germany you can be arrested for posting on Facebook that you want less immigration and you think that's a good model to follow lmao, kys commie cunt

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>>82822933
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>>82822933
not european but can you explain why Germany, Italy and France have much bigger dick sizes than the United States?
I mean all the stuff you mention is cool but the fact USA has the same average dick size as Japan and a really low average height too is kind of shameful.

>>82822974

Height. Inb4 manlets etc.

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>>82822974
>muh dick

Nice argument.

>>82823078
I'd rather have a big dick and have a few muslims rape my sister than be a short dicklet that never gets laid.

>>82822974
>same average as Japan
Absolutely false.

Also.
Mexican manlets bring down the average size.

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>>82822933
>>>/pol/ddit
Every euro country is whither than USA

>The Redditroom

>>82823171
>b-but minorities bring down the average!
if minorities are enough to bring down your average size by a whole inch then whites must be a minority.
https://www.pri.org/stories/2012-08-09/new-penis-size-survey-us-ranks-11th-right-behind-japan

I love how all /pol/ threads on /tv/ come to the subject of white male dicks at some point and circumsicion graphs or whatnot.

Ridiculously pathetic.

>>82823181
t. Jean Heinrich Abdullah Mustafa Allahu Ackbar Rodriguez

>>82823205
>The survey was conducted by Tenga, a manufacturer of the world’s most popular male-masturbation merchandise.


Lol, stopped reading there.
Get the fuck out, you loser virgin weeb.

>>82823241
>r-recount!
jesus christ why are Americans so insecure?

>>82823224
>60%

>>82823259
>The results are based on self-measurement

Why are Europoors so retarded?

>>82823285
>already said I'm not european
>thinks anyone would have any reason to lie about the size of their penis
American education everybody!

>>82821450
>>82820087
>>82820133
>>82821297
>>82821472
>>82822195
Guys, you might wanna watch the show. The entire idea is that Will in this scene was acting like a retard.

>>82821535
You too, in the show it's made clear that Will was a friendly/soft republican show host until this moment. That's why comments that may be normal from others are so shocking from him.

>>82823307
>oh man a study by a Japanese masturbator company with self-measured statistics, now this is definitely a credible source!

Folks, here we have your average Bill Nye fan.

Don't forget your punch line on your way back to plebbit "I fucking love science!"

>>82823314
Do you really think any of these anons saw or will watch the show?
Most of them probably didn’t even watch the video in it's entirety, they are just tourist crossposter /pol/ leeches

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>>82823346
>anyone with an average or bigger dick is a redditor

>>82823373
>I'm not European

According do your (((study))) you don't have a big dick then. lol dicklet

The newsroom is a really comfy show and I recommend watching it even if it gets a little preachy at times

>>82821927
>1 subreddit means the whole site likes trump
>every other subreddit shitting on trump has no bearing however

>>82823314
>You too, in the show it's made clear that Will was a friendly/soft republican show host until this moment. That's why comments that may be normal from others are so shocking from him.

that helps nothing, because what he's saying is still retarded

>>82822059
America is a cultureless plebhole

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>>82822933
Brits are not at all patriotic though. And they're pretty pro-Islam.

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>>82825597
The U.S is better than the U.K, but leaves a lot to be desired.