> looks like a rat with perpetually greasy hair
> yet somehow continues to get roles and wuz once even a "teen heart throb"
Fucking hell man...
Ethan Hawke is a pretty redpilled bro.
Show some respect
>>82808563
he's a p nice actor all said and done
>>82808563
The dude was handsome as fuck and still is.
>>82808563
>talking shit about Handsome Hawke
Be more beta.
>>82808563
>tfw when no hawkey bf
iz only smelz
I wish I looked like a rat...fuck why can't I look like ethan rat
You know who looks like a rat? Ava's son from Nip/Tuck.
I realized recently that apes & monkeys are actually part of a genetic branch also containing rodents and some other things (going way back, of course, but they're closer than many other groups).
Which is interesting because there are those people who look more apelike, but a lot of white and asian people sometimes have a more rodent-y look.
And I partly had the thought as a result of a thread I saw where anons were talking about those anthropomorphised animal characters that even non-furries had an attraction to as a kid, and I noticed they were almost all rodent characters... that it's close enough to be fused compatibly with cute human characteristics.
>>82808812
More like Ethandsome Hawke haha
Based Rocco.
>>82808563
Why so insecure OP?
He seems like a good guy.
>>82808563
This fucking guy
>>82811445
anon you are insane
what the fuck has ethan hawke ever done to you, you son of a basterd bitch