Harry Potter is a good series and the fandom is pretty decent

>>82800781
gr8 b8 m8

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More like Poopermore

>>82800840
>stating facts is b8
>>>/pol/

>>82800781
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FPVNbc7ZDs

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Pottermore? If only it were Potterless - less of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>82800883
That's random, but I'm actually designing a wand to have Alivan's make for me right now. I'm having trouble deciding on a color scheme though.

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>>82800956
>Pottermore? If only it were Potterless
Alright, I kek'd.

But fuck you.

>>82800840
No there really are manchildren like OP that believe this

>>82801047
>manchildren
You're on /tv/, you absolute fuckwit.

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Pick one to marry. No fuck or kill, just one to marry. And you can never get a divorce.

>>82801709
2 or 4

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>>82800781

>>82801709
You knkw normally id say the right one, but as she hasnt changed her look entirely i think shes either a)too normie to be passionate, or b) the most fucking psycho one there

Ima go with purple

>>82801857
>too normie to be passionate
>nobody has crazy hair colors like purple and green in HP

>>82801709
>>82801857
purple seems like the safest choice

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>>82801955
>nobody has crazy hair colors like purple and green in HP
Nigga.

>>82801709
Why are pottergirls the best?

>>82801709
blue or pink 4 me

>>82802059
They tend to be slutty, autistic or slutty autists.

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>>82802153
You would think it would be the opposite since in in HP the stupid kids tend to land on their feet, just like Trump.

>>82802273
the first second of that .gif is alright

>>82800862
>More like Poopermore
FETUS DELETUS

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>>82800862
>be a muggleborn
>meet a real life wizard
>get told that I have powers beyond what I thought was even possible
>I'll be joining a secret world where anything can happen
>turn up to the new school
>there's a giant fucking squid in the lake
>the portraits and armour are moving
>meet my new dorm mates
>they're telling me all about this new world
>just about to ask where the toilet is
>as I open my mouth, suddenly one of them casually squats down and unleashes an unholy tide of shit all over the beautiful carpet
>out of nowhere a teacher turns up, points his wand at it and says "faeces deleces"
>it vanishes, but the horrifying smell remains
>almost nobody bats an eyelid
>lock eyes with the other muggleborn
>mfw

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>>82803031
fucking kek