First London has Fallen, then Brexit, now this. Is British n

>>82799512
Jamie Bell doesn't look convincing as an operator. I will probably watch for based Mark Strong

What are you even on about? Everyone here apart from liberals in london love this country? Always has been a nationalist place

>>82799561
>apart from liberals
those are like 50% of every country

>>82799512
>that bit in London Has Fallen where he kicks the shit out of the muslim terrorist and yells WHY DONT YOU JUST PISS OFF BACK TO FUCKHEADISTAN

>>82799561
lmao london is 99% pakis and brown people walking around in their undergarments

>>82799658
T-that's racist and xenophobic! Why was it allowed?

If Brexit happens, then another Holocaust will LITERALLY take place. Britain MUST remain a part of the E.U. because the E.U. has existed forever and there was never a time it didn't; thus, it cannot be toyed with.

>>82799679
USA is 50% black and mexican
>>82799648
fag liberals make up much less
classical liberals are fine

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>>82799648
>50%

48% actually

AOR WE RUSHIN IN AHR SNEEKY PEEKY LIKE

MY MAN MARK

WEW.

>>82799679
It literally is 52% white. Which is vastly more white than Washington DC.

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>>82799928

>>82799512
Sheeit I love the embassy siege, will watch this

>>82799512

Could they get a less SAS looking lad?

>>82799512
As expected, the comment section is full of Rainbow Six Siege references.

>>82800227
We dunno what SAS look like lad though ;) They're blurred in all operational photos and we only see them after discharge.

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>>82800227
Badass, tier 1 operators don't always look the part. With units like SAS and Delta, that's actually useful.

>>82800040
It's less than 50% White British though
Like 5% of the white population are Eastern European, Irish or French

>>82800302
can you imagine watching him in action

>>82800421
I try not to. That's the stuff of nightmares, man. Imagine looking at that Mr. Rogers smile as he forces a knife through your larynx.

Mark Strong is fucking awesome

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>>82799658
KINO

>hostage situation
>based on a true story

I'm already falling asleep

also it's from 1980, that's already history and the perpetrators doesn't represent "real modern muslims"

>>82800227
What do you think SAS guys look like?

>>82800289

They could start with McAleese who was on the balcony

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>>82800758

>>82800844
3 Brits and a septic.

>>82799512
Why did the trailer reveal the ending? Jesus fucking marketing shit heads.

>>82800844

you can't call yourself operator without tactiacal skull balaclava

Ghost was alright though

>>82800818
What kind of a name is soap anyway?

>>82800758

In the 80s? Not like that
If this were a modern setting fair enough

>>82800844
McAleese was the basis of McTavish iirc.

>>82799512
>London has Fallen

That was an American production. If you want recent British nationalism you should have mentioned the Bond films, or Kingsman.

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>>82800924
This is what one of them looked like.

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>>82800945
That's Price. Soap was based on this dude.

>>82799556
If you actually ever saw real SAS guys, they were some of the most unassuming looking guys you'd ever seen. Especially in the 80's.

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>>82800844

>>82801080
Shit I meant Price. Fucking ages since I played the games.

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>>82799512
I couldn't see the torch taped to the gun m8.

>>82801030
>I could break into your room with the door locked and slit your throat before you could even scream you little shit

>>82801156
There was no available attachments for it at the time iirc. 80's was a really bad time for the UK.

>>82800818
>McAleese
>Shortly before his death, McAleese was under investigation for downloading pornographic images of children and had an outstanding warrant with British police. [6]
Wellllll shit.

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>>82801009
Skyfall was kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptqoSZgh7q8

>>82801207
He always looked like a nonce desu. He died in Greece for a reason, lad.

>>82801204
>There was no available attachments for it at the time iirc. 80's was a really bad time for the UK.

Improvising is what the SAS are trained for.

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>>82799512
I wonder what the real London has fallen score would have been if it wasn't for creepy effete liberal film """critics"""". It's still an average actioner

>>82801207

Thas no true yer talkin pure pesh

I was hoping British nationalism would have a resurgence, real shame King Arthur was a shitty movie though I must say

>>82801217
It at least looked good thanks to Roger Deakins.

>>82801217
British flag is so kino.
>instantly recognizable
>complex enough to stand out, but not to the point of being convoluted
>looks good in any color scheme

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>>82799648
Not here they're not
>Socially conservative working class on one side
>Socially conservative upper & upper-middle class on the other

Tim Farron-esque Liberals squashed in the middle

>>82801156
Christ that's embarassing. Defence spending in the 80s was a joke

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>>82801393
>real shame King Arthur was a shitty movie though I must say

Because it's primarily an American production. The only good King Arthur film is the 1981 British film Excalibur.

>>82801292
they look so chill
almost bored

>>82801486
Excalibur was technically an Irish movie and apparently did some huge thing for Irish film making from what I hear

>>82799512
>British nationalism
Literally no such thing outside of the EDL and some poor-ass council estates. The divide between the UK, Britain, and England means that there's little concept of nationalism outside of London (in England at least, fuck Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland). There's just a lot of people that hate the EU.
>implying a pretend neo-nazi burger could possibly understand that not every country is as retarded as America

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>>82800227
>>82800758
They all look like Clive Warren

>>82801030
SMASHING

>>82801560
>not every country is as retarded as America
Tbh your country is shit

t. Straya

>>82799556
>Jamie Bell doesn't look convincing as an operator.

Good, SAS don't look like roided-out bodybuilders that Hollywood seems to make US speshul forces out to be.

>>82799512
2 hours of build up for maybe 10 minutes of action?

No thanks.

>>82801544
British film, shot in Ireland yes.

>>82801484
Still had a bigger military back then than we do today. The Royal Navy today is a shadow of what it was even then.

>>82801657
Stick to your capeshit threads.

>>82801683
Of course. It was height of the Cold War. It's over man. We've done cuts to buy those aircraft carriers for force projection. Europe's Think Tanks say when they're active will be the 2nd most powerful military nation. USA obviously No.1

China will leap-frog us very soon as they're building their first all chinese carrier and they own some Russian one iirc. Which will put them above us.

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>>82801654
>mfw half of SFOD-D looks like nerds, and the other half looks like rednecks

I think there are some bodybuilder types in the SEALs though. Not sure about DEVGRU.

Why are British people so fucking ugly and stupid? Is it the inbreeding? Also why are 97 percent of British men child molesters? What the fuck is wrong with that island full of rotten toothed cunts?

>>82801560
>There's just a lot of people that hate mass immigration.

Fix'd for you. Most people couldn't give a shit about the EU, they want out so immigration will be restricted, which you can't do under the EU.

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is this meant to be are nige

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>>82801030
>He died before he got cleared of some kind of child abuse smear plot

>>82801560
We have massive patriotism though. It's just more subtle and less obnoxious than the yanks.

>>82801652
Straya is literally UK's retarded child

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>USA has so many special forces that there is no special force

Sort it out, yanks.

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>>82801802
There are some Chads.

>>82801788
>as they're building their first all chinese carrier and they own some Russian one

Their """"new"""" carrier is based on the old Soviet one, and worst of all it's STOBAR. The UK remains a blue water navy, it'll be decades before China will expand beyond a regional power.

>>82801802
I doubt there are many. It's not very efficient to have big muscle mass if most things you do is endurance oriented and you also have to constantly do shit like climb walls and drop on ropes.

>>82799561
Take be fair most who live in Central London aren't English by birth, and even if they are - their parents aren't.

Most of the "English" in London commute there from other areas for work.

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>>82801654

Any Bong serviceman here?

How easy it is to apply to become a SAS?

>>82802060
no

>>82802060
People die during the training

>>82802060
Easy as fuck to apply, but you're weeded out.

>>82801942
>The UK remains a blue water navy

Barely. Another decade a that'll be us unless the public suddenly decides they want soldiers more than healthcare, which seems pretty unlikely.

We don't even have the manpower for unilaterial deployments anymore, we're basically an extension of the US military via NATO now.

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>>82801560
>It's a Russell thinks he gets Britain episode

>>82802020
WW2 SAS aren't really the same think. That role was taken by Royal Commandos.

>>82802060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY08ZXSO1CI

>>82802060
You have to have been in the Army for something like 4 years and I think you only get 2 tries.

>>82802088
>>82802090
>>82802098
Well shiieett

I'll just find out how to be an officer somewhere (RMC maybe)

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>>82800758
the guy that stormed the embassy

>>82802142
Nah they did more behind enemy lines sabotage stuff and intelligence gathering. That photo though is the LRDG, which then became the SAS. My step-grandad (if that's a thing) was in them. Apparently it was made up of undesirables and they nicked a load of gold out a bank in Crete. I stress apparently. He's in his 90's now but still going.

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>>82800421

I'd pay good money.

Are there any decent movies where an unassuming sort wrecks barbaric foreigners?

>>82802060
You join, generally do your intitial four years though that's not a strict neccesity and then you put in your request for transfer paperwork with your chain of command who pass it along, pretty much the same as you would when requesting a transfer to any other regiment.

Then you generally turn up for training, fail hard and return to your point of origin with a story about how you did a week of SF selection that you'll bore everyone to tears with for the rest of your natural life.

Did /tv/ have threads for shows like SAS Hell Week or SAS: Who Dares Wins? Seems to be loads of SAS themed shows recently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWT-9T_Zqsk

>>82802296
He's got a fucking biro in his top pocket I can't even...

>>82802352
Those shows are such bollocks it's unreal.

>>82802293
We probably did. Who cares at this point. And 'stole' could simply have been 'removed so the Nazi's didn't get it'. Also they did do that my point is that Royal Commandos were the WW2 equiv of the SAS as now. You know, elite troops which worked on highly skilled, specialist equipment and so on. The Royal Commandos literally prevented Germany from having a nuke in 1944.

>>82802385
Yeah but it's a bit of fun.

>>82802357
What? You think there are bullets in that gun? The biro is the real weapon.

>>82800421
>>82800302
/k/ found out he has an Antarctica ribbon. Why in the fuck does he have an Antarctica ribbon? What was happening in Antarctica in the 1980s that required Delta?

>>82799512
Lol you Bong cucks think Brexit will stop the impending muslim conquest of your country.

>>82802434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxNKtCv8SW8

>>82802403
Nah the commandos were more like a full regiment. SAS always operated in small groups but commandos would do full on raids where they'd run in guns blazing in high numbers. There was nothing sneaky beaky about them.

I fucking can't wait to kick out all the shitskins, and their halfbreed spawn.

>>82802159
>strip naked
>women in staff
hot

>>82802159
>the interview
>"what are your principles?"
>"y-you too"

>>82802452
The Thing.

>cousin is CAG
>ask him about the SAS
>he just laughs and stares at me like I'm joking
(lol

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>>82801986
SFOD-D had some big dudes during the Berlin-era. In the business of dragging commies out of their beds at 2am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOliF5FoAA8

>>82802717
That's not even a full story.

>>82802452
>>82802691
Nope. It's an award for training/operations on Antarctica lasting 15 days or some shit iirc. There are American and British bases down there.

>>82802717
Why the hell would a Command Air Group or whatever that shit is know anything about SAS? Special Air Service is a misnomer.

>>82802496
>There was nothing sneaky beaky about them.

Well, other than 'do you think we can bluff our way past 10km of German coastal defences with a repainted RN ship with it's smokestacks put on a slant, and whatever conversational German the Cpt. managed to pick up at Eton when he wasn't fantasising about fucking the French teacher?'.

Turns out you can bluff past the first 5km....

>>82802743
none of these guys are really bb tier big
I doubt any weighs over 90kg

>>82802743
>tfw 18X contract
>get shat on at OSUT

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>>82799512
>Jamie Bell represents British nationalism
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>82802743
guy on the very left and guy in the very middle look like normal joes.

>>82802717
Anyone who isn't in the SAS, who tells you anything about the SAS, doesn't really know anything about the SAS.

And if they really are in the SAS, you probably won't know unless you're direct family and/or an extremely close friend.

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>>82802159
>130 comes up all confident
>asked to come up with a plan in one minute
>thinks he's got all that shit locked down
>instructor blows through his plan instantly
>tells him to get the fuck out of there
>130 gets stuck trying to exit the door
>"yes, I overlooked some critical factors"

>>82802841
I was just thinking of that raid. Classic commandos.
>How do we blow up this dry dock?
>Lets just ram a camouflaged ship full of tnt into it.

But my point was more the SAS would sneak in to blow things up and the commandos would just drive a load of landing craft on some radar station in Norway's doorstep and fuck it up and hope they could get home.

Though there was the time the LRDG/SAS just drove their landies through a German airfield at night shooting up all the planes.

>>82803034
time stamp?

>>82803081
33:45

>>82803064
Z Special Unit is the closest to a modern SAS unit they had in WW2, and it was mostly Australians

>2017
>being enlisted

>>82803114
He gets rekt in his initial interview for being too confident too at 13:55.

Poor lad.

>>82803136
Pretty sure the SAS was the closest to a modern SAS unit they had in WW2....

>>82803136
>>82803276
Z Unit was more in the Pacific, SAS was Africa and Europe.

>>82802530
I read that in the interrogation resistance test they strip you naked too and bring in female interrogators on purpose. They make fun of your shrunken dick.

>>82803388
>Oi bruv wanna shag

What is some SAS kino?

>>82802159
>15:00
Fucking cringe inducing but in a good way

>>82803388
what if I actually get hard?

>>82801478
There are Liberals in both the Conservatives and Labour. Just because they realize that the concentrated autism that is Lib Dem isn't going to work anytime soon, doesn't mean they don't exist outside that party

>>82803388
>they strip you naked too and bring in female interrogators on purpose. They make fun of your shrunken dick.

Where can I sign up?

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Do you even know what SAS stands for /tv/?

>>82803564
There isn't really any. Any time the SAS turn up in films, they're normally made to look useless. This is probably the first film about the SAS that wasn't. You might be able to find Bravo Two Zero which was a made for TV film with Sean Bean. A rare time he actually lives.

London Has Fallen was termite art though. It was satire made by a displaced Iranian immigrant.

>>82803803
They probably call you a freak. If you are a true lad, you won't give a shit and just get harder.

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woooohooooo
brit hate thread!

>>82803819
Closest you'll get to having sex, huh m8

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>>82803829
Super Autism Squadron

>>82803829
Super Army Soldier.

>>82803842

The one that got away, is similar too.

>>82803894
That was uncalled for.

>>82803842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydA5Y86crsw

>>82803931
Not sure I saw that one, but I know the book was written by one of the other guys on that same mission.

Also check out Dog Soldiers. Pretty sure they were SAS in that. Cheesy werewolf film some some cringey movie military dialogue and actions, but it's still an enjoyable film.

>>82803829
Superior Ability Servicemen

>>82803872
>Brit hate thread
>posts a image he wouldn't have known about had he not saved it from 4chan
>posts an image of the Daily Mail which specifically hunts down rare examples to point out how bullshit all those smelly foreigners are

End of the day, it's bullshit lad, but unless you want to personally remove them, it's just going to get worse.

>>82804016
Don't think it was SAS.

>>82803829
Secret Attack Squad

>>82803564
None

Because the SAS aren't glory hogs like US Navy SEALs

In reality they're not as good as they were back in the 70s and 80s but still good enough to keep up with any JSOC speshul mission unit

>>82804016
Nah, they're random infantrymen in that, the evil guys in black are presumably supposed to be SAS but they get rekt.

>cringey movie military dialogue

I dunno, the banter was pretty much spot on. Tactics were certainly shit though.

>>82804138
>>82804194
Yeah just checked, the guy in black was supposed to be SAS.

The bants were good but like you say the tactics and some other stuff are pure hollywood hogwash.

>>82804194
Oh yeah and just remembered the main character just got back from trying out for the SAS and failing. I had it in my head that he was "the new guy" in the squadron.

>>82804400
Yeah, where they wanted him to execute a (highly trained and really valuable) military dog for no reason in order to pass selection.

That movie did not like the SAS.

>>82804477
No movies do. Was it Ronin where someone "ambushes" a guy that said he was in the SAS with a cup of coffee?

>>82803872
how the fuck do those people get those crazy benefits? should I move to the UK? is that the NEET paradise?

>>82804477
That's probably inspired by German special forces having to befriend a chicken and then kill it

>>82804682
We great difficulty.

In my town today, somebody ambushed the PM going "HAOW CAN I LEEVE ON £100 BONG BUCKS A WEEK YA SHEET U TOOK MA BENERFEETS AWAY!!!"

What they DON'T realise is that they get

1. Their council tax paid (£75-£200 roughly) every month
2. They get free prescriptions (huge amounts, depending on how ill you are)
3. They get their bills for heating and lightning paid or at least subsidised (£200)

And so on. They're not on £100, that might be what plops into their bank account every week, but it's not that much in reality, it's more like £300. "I GOTS A LEARNING DEESABILITY" yet there are people with down syndrome working in the UK. You can go pick apples if you need to, don't need to know nuffkink.

They're just scum desu. Made me so sick that my town is full of this scum. I wish I knew she was even coming; I'd have come and praised her for some shit and asked her to fix the rest of the problems.

>>82805198
£100 a month for food and "luxuries" is nothing you spastic. (Bear in mind that petrol, television/licenses, internet and clothes all count as luxuries here)

>>82799512
>Jamie Bell
BASED. I'm seeing it.

>>82805198
Yeah, but when it comes to housing, how come they get huge properties in districts like Notting Hill? Do they specifically ask for those, and the rules are that they have to get what they ask for, or is someone working in the council office completely retarded and picks the most expensive houses for them?

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>>82799512
Will they include the part about how multiple terrorists surrendered but the SAS killed them anyway except for one because they couldn't get him away from witnesses? And will they have the balls to say this was exactly the right thing to have done

>>82805453
Not him but he said it's £100 per week. You can also go to food banks if you're on bennies.

>>82800844
You're a fucken peb.

>>82805818
nah, I just have the kind of sense of humour you don't seem to appreciate

>>82805453
>food

Available for free from foodbanks if you're desperate.

>petrol

They haven't got a job so where are they driving to that they need all this petrol?

>tv/licenses

Yes, vital neccessities, you certainly shouldn't be required to WORK to get a 72" plasma tv, the gubment should give you one!

>internet

Again, go to your local library or somewhere with wifi for your phone for job hunting. Hell, the job centre has computers you can use for job hunting.

>Clothes

Yeah, £3 for a budget tshirt from tesco is really going to eat into that £100 per week bennies.

i feel like i just watched the whole movie

>>82802159
Australian SAS is slightly different.
Less funding for example.