remember that time when literal, actual, unironic satan

There was also an episode with retarded kids who it turned out were angels, and the guy who was looking for them had a shadow with horns.

X files was awesome

>>82788659
how many religions were true according to the x files exactly?
papua new guinean religion
chinese religion
christianity

>>82788928
>>82788928
stop crying, faggot christian

>>82788659
sounds a bit like precogs in Phillip K. Dicks Martian timeslip and Minority report.

Basically the theory is that non-verbal autistics can't communicate because they process information at such a rapid rate.

They also can see into the future because of some sci fi bullshit I can't really remember

>>82789013
what are you talking about?

I loved it, die hand die verletzt is one of my fav episodes.

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>>82788336
Man that episode was some scary shit right there

>>82789013
You ok anon?

>>82789869
>>82789109

Its a deranged tranny that knows its going straight into the lake of fire when its organs finally suffer one chemsex orgy too many.

Mentioning Christianity in any fashion that isnt in line with fedoric atheism causes it to go into conniptions and start sperging at people incoherently.

xfiles monster of the week episode are low tier trash for joss whedon and ironic b-movie fans

the mytharc is the only thing from that show worth watching. sorry, truth is hard.

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>>82789318
Occasionally TV shows come up with episodes that are way scarier than they really ought to have been. Probably by accident and almost always down to some gloriously unhinged performances.

>>82790184
What's it like being this wrong on a daily basis?

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>>82790184
Just because you say it's for Joss Whedon doesn't make you right or your argument any less retarded. Go ahead, scream reddit at me in response to this post, we both know you're going to like the predictable faggot you are.

>>82790184
>not liking MOTW
damn anon, and I thought prequel apologists had shit taste.

Also the Mythos shit is really only good for like the first few seasons, then they don't even know what they're doing just taking random turns to throw the viewer off. By season 6 its so convoluted its not even worth paying attention anymore.

>>82790305
I don't have to point out how Reddit you are if you're going to do it yourself, fucking turbopleb.

>>82788336
Is the xfiles worth watching or does every episode end like scooby doo?

>>82790384
None of them end up like Scooby Doo, more often then not Mulder is right and there is a monster or ghost or whatever, yet the next week Scully will be there rolling her eyes as if she hadn't seen enough crazy shit to make her believe any creeppasta on /x/

>>82790184
Mytharc was garbage after season 4 or so and you know it. It was blatantly obvious that everyone on the writing staff including Chris Carter himself preferred doing MOTW episodes.

>>82790464
>nigger narco found dead with a bullet on his head, a giant message with his blood on the wall "this is muh territory"... all points to another nigger narco

>Scully: Mulder, this seems to be another black on black crime, it has nothing to do with us
>Mulder: Wrong, this is the chupacabras in conspiracy with Dracula who teach him how to write
>Scully: This doesnt make sense, all the evidence suggests it was a conflict between gangsters...
>Mulder: Thats what dracula wants you to believe, see this? The chupacabra laid eggs on the head of his victim
>Scully: Those are bullets! We already tracked the other gangster

Scene change to the other gangster, police detains him, he removes his fake mask, Dracula and the Chupacabras were inside the nigger

>Mulder: I told you Scully, all the evidence suggested it was the chupacabras!

>>82790856
The stories were never that poorly constructed unless they were going for the quirky humor episodes.

>>82790856
Not very good, anon. Keep at it though.

>>82790384

>There is actually someone who had never seen at least 1 x files episode

This site is 18+ kiddo

>>82790212

The Outer Limits had some legit scary episodes, not necessarily because of the scenario presented in the show, but the implications of what has occurred.

I haven't watched it in almost 15 years, but still remember the alien bug infestation one where it was implied that they got loose and were in the wild breeding and spreading. That severely creeped me out.

>>82790957
Mulder is right because the plot demands it. The way he engages investigations is retarded and would probably make him fired in real life.

He jumps to the supernatural conclusion too early. Never exhausts the common sense options before jumping to the chupacabras.

Scully is and always will be right, even if at the end it was the chupacabras.

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>>82788336

Reminder that real cats have round pupils. The cats with eyes like that are probably reptiles with fur.

>>82791159
His job is to investigate the supernatural and he's almost never wrong, I wouldn't say he jumps to conclusions too early.

>>82791159
Wow, I've not seen a diehard Scullyist since my time on alt.tv.x-files during the show's initial run.

>>82791159
Go away, scientific dogmatist, Scully was a practicing Catholic

>>82791196
incorrect

most felines have vertical pupils, much like all other predators

>>82791270
>Scully was a practicing Catholic
And Satan was real in the x-files, so even more points to Scully.

>>82791310
Meaning the supernatural was real the whole time, even more points to Mulder.

>>82791205
In the first two seasons, they caught Tombs who was able to stretch his body and keep himself young as well as the flukeman. These weren't things that only Mulder and Scully saw. They actually had them in custody.

>>82791360
Tooms*

>>82791360
Mulder figured Tooms was able to stretch due to the figure prints and the fact that there was no forced entry and the only way to get in was the air duct. And his figure prints matched those on file from 100 years ago matching similar incidents.

He reach his conclusion, and was later proven right.

not sure what your point is tbqh

>>82791355
No, Mulder only believed in supernatural stuff that wasn't linked to any of the major religions; in fact he mocked them regularly.

>>82791360
And yet the court still didn't believe it and let Tooms go.

>>82791355
You still need to exhaust the common sense options before. Something Mulder never did.

Scully knew as Christian that the supernatural existed, she just didnt let her investigation be affected by personal beliefs.

>>82791450
Really? If you see that no one forced an entry the first thing you think is that guy should have superpowers?

>>82788336
no

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>>82790212
This shit had me crapping my pants

>>82788928
Judaism as well

>>82791450
I'm just saying Mulder was proven right about paranormal things early on in the series. People just didn't listen to him.

>>82791519
not the first thing, I think the elongated finger prints is what set Mulder down that path.

Also he was right so... ?

>>82788928
>>82791585
>Judaism as well

Yepp. That episode with the golem.

>>82790184
Im watching Xfiles for the first time now. Im on season 4 right now and it's starting to get retarded.

>>82791760
Golems aren't related to Judaism. The Golem is an Eastern European medieval tale from Jewish communities. It's like saying Mermaids are Christian because medieval Christian sailors told tales of them.

>>82791011
Old or new?

>>82791888
Except golems actually are in the Torah

>>82791888
In all fairness, it came about because a Rabbi used Kabbalistic magic to create life, so it's kind of a Jewish thing

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>>82788336
Remember when they had a hill billy family episode where brothers hold they hand less leg less mother under the bed so they can fuck her and breed with her

>>82791888
Golems are part of Jewish mysticism, mermaids come from pre-Christian times (the Greek mythology for instance).

>>82791882
Mytharc goes no where, just ignore it and enjoy the MotW.

>>82791159
They way they both kick down doors without warrants would be enough to get them both fired.

>>82791978
Someone told me leave when Mulder does. Is this true?

>>82791956
didn't the brothers fuck each other and almost reproduce?

>>82791454
This is imo the biggest 'plot hole' in the X-Files universe (or rather a major implication that is simply ignored, rather than a traditional 'hole')
Across the series, TWO types of supernatural realms were proven real - one with aliens and cryptids and secret government experiments, and another with God, Satan, angels, demons, etc.
Were we to believe God and the Devil also ruled over the aliens? Or did they just rule over earth? Are the demons and angels antagonistic to the ayys and cryptids? If God is real, why was the bible written on the crashed UFO in Africa?

The writers basically threw everything together without much regard for continuity, which I suppose is par for the course in 90s episodic shows

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>>82792067
I dropped it at season 7.

>>82792081
>implying you as a mere mortal human being can comprehend the totality of the universe

>>82791473

Is that because of all the crazy shit they investigated? Obviously he was more prone to believing in supernatural than most people, and that's why they let him have the x-files. also, is it meant to be that they investigate things that aren't xfiles, but they arent episodes?

>>82792144
So that's a 'yes, God also ruled the aliens'

>>82790947
Humor episodes were one of the best in the entire series. Especially those written by Darin Morgan

>>82788336
I love that episode. Also reminder:
Official Rankings:
1=2=3=6=1998 movie>4=5=7=8=9=10>2008 movie

Gender Bender, John Doe and Audrey Pauley are extremely underrated episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-klHT881as

>>82792081
Just because the demons and angels are real doesn't mean they are necessarily related to Christianity. They could just be apart of some higher plane of existence.

And even if the Christian God and Christ were real, it wouldn't necessarily mean aliens or cryptids weren't
The Vatican is open to the idea of extraterrestrial life. And cryptids are just animals we haven't discovered yet, or are created by us.

However, I just enjoy the show and don't worry too much about cannon.

I'm pretty sure Donald Trump wasn't ever on The X-Files.

>>82792326
What if aliens are actually angels?

>>82790184
X-Files is my favorite show but come on

The Myth arc goes to shit pretty fast

In season 2/3 its god tier but after that its trash

>>82791956
Christ I accidentally saw this episode when I was like 10. Fucks up a young mind

>>82788336
X-Files is basically smart Supernatural.

>>82792304
>that 90s soundtrack.

god I love it.

>>82792204
No, that's a you can't seem to understand the point of my post

>>82788336
De Hand is the best episode of the show

>>82792610
The Fight the Future OST was pretty dope. I'm not even into Bjork, but I can listen to Hunter for the rest of my life. One and One More Murder are also stellar.

>>82791938
He's probably talking about The Sandkings, which is based on a short story written well after the original show ended.

>all the hate for the mytharc in this thread
Plebs. Just because it was convoluted doesn't mean it wasn't entertaining.

>>82792754
I'll add I never actually watched the video for Hunter before. I think I would...totally fuck bald Bjork here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyM5wow-hUk

>>82792833
It never made any sense to me, but I guess only because it was split up. One day I'd like to watch every Mytharc episode in one go, no MotW, just plot.

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>tfw loved all the monster of the week episodes but can't continue to force myself to finish the second season about halfway through on trying to watch the show through for the first time due to the shitty myth arc

>>82792971
Just watch the original series finale. It is convoluted but it is all explained in Mulder's trial.

>>82792971
I might try that as well some time. Though you miss some character development, and maybe even appearances by mytharc characters, by skipping monster of the week.

>>82790218
This. Who the fuck likes more episodes? Oh no mulder's sister is still missing! Cry me a fucking river. The monster of the week episodes were the only thing that kept it alive as long as it did

>>82793026
I'm stuck there too, what episode did you last watch?

>>82793026
But there are plenty of bad MOTW episodes, and the first few seasons have fantastic myth arc episodes.

>>82793187

The one in the old folks home.

>>82791585
>>82791760
>>82791888
Just because a Jew is up to Jewish magic doesn't mean their religion is real. A witch putting a curse on people who burned her doesn't verify Christianity

>>82793267
With the shrooms that aren't making them trip but actually see the dead?

>>82793356
Probably the one where the old folks get high and start raping people.

Was she supposed to be satan? I thought Bruce Campbell was..

>>82788928
Well they all came from aliens so GG.

>>82791011

Sand Kings? Fantastic episode。 They reference it again in a later series as well。

>>82793512
she could have been just a higher level demon sent to punish the PTC

>>82794335
>。
The fuck is this

>>82791473

Youve never watched the XFiles have you?She doesnt "know" the supernatural dexists, she has faith- and almost every religious supernatural episode has her on the verge of a breakdown trying to reconcile the facts and said faith。

>>82793267
Oh that's three ahead of me, Am on the Firewalker one with volcanic team.

>>82794666
I like that one.

>>82790212
Is there anyway to get quantum leap with original music?

>>82789318
What episode?

I wanna see it

>>82795213
die had die verletzt s02xe14

http://x-files.wikia.com/wiki/Die_Hand_Die_Verletzt

great episode. don't read the spoilers

>>82792833
It's entertaining up to the point where you realize that they had no idea where to go with it and much preferred writing entertaining MotW stories.

>>82794494
Japanese .

>>82793916
actually, it was the illiminati covering up their powergrabs with aliums

>>82791011
>sand kings

just learned that was based on a grrm story

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>>82797230
delete this.

>>82788336
Why was Satan in the X-Files?

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>>82797399
Why not?

Also, for more demon-kino check out this episode of Millennium

ignore the filename dunno why they credit xfiles for it

>>82796262
What do you mean they preferred writing MOTW? They didn't keep a 'bible' of the show, that's why it felt all over the place.

>>82788336
>>82788659

Yeah wasn't entertainment media fantastic before retarded Americans had to ruin everything by with their "political action" LARPing?

>>82797268

WE

>>82790184
This is either pasta or I'm having de ja vu. I swear I've seen this post before in a X-Files thread.

>>82797564
It was pretty obvious the writers enjoyed doing MotW episodes more in the later seasons. Mytharc shit was probably a chore to write.

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>>82791978
Watch until S5 and the movie then stop.

>>82788659
They were nephilim and the guy hunting them was a demon. Or maybe the devil. I don't think they ever specified.
I just rewatched that episode a week or so ago.

>>82789049
How does it sound even remotely like that?

>>82794845
There's a quantum leap without original music?

>>82799127
http://www.quantumleap-alsplace.com/forum/showthread.php?t=159

>>82799127
>>82799213
Basically most dvd's have some shitty stock music for licensing reasons.

>>82799013
Nah seasons 6 and 7 have some great comedic episodes.

>>82792226
The one where it's like the 3 teens each telling their stories about encountering Scully and Mulder is golden.

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>>82790856
Pic related.

>>82791159
>Mulder works in the x-files department of the FBI
>the one department in the FBI created solely for investigating the paranormal and/or supernatural cases
>"Mulder's stupid because he think there's a paranormal aspect to the cases he works" Bemoaned anon.
You're retarded.

>>82791205
His primary job isnt the x-files you know? It's a hobby he's allowed play with because there's a remote possibility these unexplained and forgotten cases will yield results.

Scully is just brought in to initially spy on him and debunk their worth.

>>82793512
Nah. He actually justs wants to have kids.

>>82800384
that was a fucking great episode, especially with the reveal of his true intentions

>>82799940
This.6 is one of my favorite seasons.
If they kept filming it in Vancouver it'd be kino.

>>82800243
>His primary job isnt the x-files you know?
But the x-files is his primary job.

Never seen X files didnt know there was paranormal shit in it.

If I had to watch one episode rn to get hooked what wold you recommend?

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>>82800961
>didnt know there was paranormal shit in it
You were born this millennium, weren't you?

>>82800918
Pretty sure he's involved in Violent Crimes and Behavioural Science.

>>82800961
legit curious what you thought X-Files was about

but some choice episodes

for horror : Home
for comedy : Dreamland part 1 & 2, Jose Chung's From Outer Space, Small Potatoes, How the Ghosts Stole Christmas

the COPS crossover episode is fantastic too

>fire up neetflix to start up xfiles
>it's not here, try and find alfred hitchcock presents
>not here
fuck it might as well revisit twilight zone

>>82801338
prior to the xfiles

>>82801346
These are good choices. I'd also say Pusher.
I'm now wondering if Jose Chung's is a good choice - would you need to be familiar with Mulder and Scully for it to work?

>>82801483
pusher is fantastic, definitely agreed.

the follow-up to that with his sister was amazing too, just for that insane warehouse stand off

>>82801442
Good goy.

>>82801346
>the COPS crossover episode is fantastic too
This. My only regret is that we didn't get to see the werewolf. But at the same time having the cameraman just seconds behind its swathe of destruction was kinda cool too.

>>82791205
>Almost never wrong
He probably investigates a ton of shit that just turns out to be a lighthouse keeper in a rubber mask

>>82801690
i loved it since that was the time where even in my household, i'd watch those shows with my dad.

i got so damn tense, even knowing it's X-Files they just captured everything about COPS that made it entertaining and intriguing