>Ask friend if he wants to hangout >He says "not sure

>>82785732
Did you ever bother to consider the fact that maybe if you weren't a shitty person he might actually want to hang out with you?

Sorry buddy

He's just playing hard to get. Go over to his house and grab him by the dick while you kiss him. It's what he's wanted all along.

>>82785732
Pepe is dead, please respect that and stop posting him

Let me guess, you're in your mid to late 20s. Your friend is actually progressing his life with a family, career and worthwhile creative hobbies while you hang out in your masturbation cave and play video games all day.

Brace yourself, this will be a recurring pattern in your life with the people around you.

>>82786489
Why do you think op's friend is a female?

>>82785732
Pay your friends money to go out with you.

>>82786803
Let me guess, you're in your mid to late 20s. Your friend is actually progressing his life with a family, career and worthwhile creative hobbies while you hang out in your masturbation cave and play video games all day.

Brace yourself, this will be a recurring pattern in your life with the people around you.

>>82785732
>"I'm busy dude"


You're friend is not busy but probably depressed and isolating himself.

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>>82786831
>mfw I find some forever alone fucktard at my school
>no friends because most people can't stand him
>however both he and I smoke weed, so we have a common interest
>turns out that he has more money than is good for him
>I have no money, so he ends up buying weed, cigarettes and food every time
>he still hasn't realized the only reason I hang out with him is to smoke weed on his dime, as his personality is so shitty there would be no other reason to consider him a "friend"

>>82786803
Thats Some Major Projection there. Let me prove you wrong.


>mid to late 20s
Yes. Im 24. You got me there.

>Your friend is progressing his life with a family, career, and worthwhile hobbies
He makes $16 an hour stacking lumber at a dead end job. He lives in a basement suite and hes single. A hobby we have in common is lifting. Not judging. But hes hardly living an ambitious life imo

>While hangout in your masterbation cave and play video games all day
I work full time, have a girlfriend, a dog, my own place, make $18 an hour at a job with vast potential, workout after work, and with my remaining energy and time in the day go on the computer and watch youtube videos. Not too ambitious but I have more of a fulfilling life than you and majority of people on here

You mad?

>>82787278
Not that guy but only one person in this thread sounds mad and it's definitely you

>>82787278
jesus no wonder he doesn't want to hang out you sound like a prick

>>82787278
>Lying this hard to make yourself not seem like such a loser on an anonymous, cuckold obsessed imageboard.

Why do you lie, Anon?

>>82786845
yep i do this all the time

make new friends and then just cut them out completely

>>82787278
>vast potential

>being such a faggot

>>82787416
>being so far behind in life you think having a gf, your own place, and an $18 an hour job is out of the realm of possibility.

I truly feel sorry for you :(

>>82787136
Sounds like you have a much better personality than him, "friend"

>>82787278
>workout after work, and with my remaining energy and time in the day go on the computer and watch youtube videos
>have a girlfriend
you don't

>>82787278
>I work full time, have a girlfriend, a dog, my own place, make $18 an hour at a job with vast potential, workout after work
then don't worry about some fuckhead that ignores you. he's not your friend.

>>82787458
Lying on an anonymous board isn't gonna get you any friends, Anon.

>"Look guys! I've got this...now I need friends.."

Oh yes, living the dream kek

>>82787538
>been friends with him since grade 8
>theres a special childhood friendship we have

Hard to just ignore senpai. But its obvious he doesnt want to hang. Not sure why or what I did. I mwan if he wanted to hang he would make time. Everyone is busy in life. Saying youre "busy" is basically just saying "i dont wanna hang"

>/tv/

>>82787136
he knows, he just don't care

>>82787278
>Went through all that extraneous effort to prove him wrong
>Calling him the mad one

>it's another "smug loser crossposter from red/fit/ attempts to shitpost" thread

>>82787553
With a little hard work you can get out of that rut youre in Anon. You cant rely on mommy to take care of you forever. Youre in your 20s for christ sakes!

>>82787569
Probably because you're a dead end faggot.

>>82786845
> tfw depressed
> don't have to isolate myself because no one ever asks me for anything anyway

If I died right now no one would even wonder where I was for at least 2 weeks. And probably wouldn't actually get worried and try look for me. Ever.

i am going to shit in everyones mouth

>>82787569
I've been there man. people change. meet new people and get a new personality that doesnt mesh well with you anymore.

it happens. people sometimes drift apart. tho if he trys to come back asking you for shit, don't do it. he's already against you if he tries to use you.

>>82787643
>Talks about being ahead in life.
>Lonely and needs friends.

You aren't a very good liar, Anon.

>>82787656
that can be a blessing in disguise. you can get your life together in secret without people trying to hold you down or ask for shit.

then when you're successful and they start to come out of the woodwork, you can tell them to fuck off.

>>82787278
If your life is so fulfilling, why are you so needy and blow up your friend's phone for weeks on end?

>>82787684
Cant you start by going back and finishing high school? its never to late to start over. If your mom is paying for you now, she wont mind paying for your adult highschool fees.

>coworker keeps saying he wants to play some vidya after work
>he never goes online
>"oh sorry man I fell asleep on the couch/man I was so tired/I forgot/It was getting late"
>Next day he says the same shit

Everytime with this fucker.

>>82785732
I did the same thing to my old friends, except I straight up ignored them.
I don't want them to see the wreck I've become.

>>82787643
And you still have no friends!

>>82787741
same reason I deleted facebook.


everyone getting married and having kids, having their career and life set. here I am still trying to figure this shit out.

>>82787731
See
>>82787723
Honestly the majority of anons have already said all there is to say. Successful people don't usually whine about some friend not wanting to hang. Successful people don't lie on an anonymous board. It's truly pathetic Anon.

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>>82787797
>I tell myself this to make myself feel better about being a loser!
>successful people dont say theyre successful!!!
>I-I'm not jealous or angry!!
>Ha ha!!

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>>82787845
>Successful people tell a bunch of randoms on an anonymous board they're successful while being anonymous.
>Successful people start a thread with Pepe memes.

>>82788395
>hes still replying

top kek

Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true
You're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off
Won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see
The biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say
"Thank you for being a friend."

Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend
Thank you for being a friend

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a cadillac
Whatever you need
Anytime of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off
Won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear, even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say
Thank you for being a friend

(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Let me tell you bout a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend

And when we die and float away
Into the night, the Milky Way
You'll hear me call, as we ascend
I'll see you there, then once again
Thank you for being a friend

Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
(I want to thank you)
Thank you for being a friend
Whoa, tell you about a friend
(Thank you right now, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna tell you right now, and tell you again)
Thank you for being a friend
(I wanna thank you, thank you, for being a friend)
Thank you for being a friend

>>82787684
#BTFO

>>82785732

>tfw you actually have friends that ask you to do things but you like being alone way more

>>82788913
careful with that, some day you will be completely alone. source: me

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>>82787278
just hang out with your GF then you privileged fucking normie

jesus I mad

>>82787278
>24
> $18/hr
lmao how do people live like this?

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>>82785732
IKR. on the otherhand, i were with some of them like that too


Butterfly-effect had some scenes about ""friends""

>>82787278
>18 an hour
>you mad
No, im not mad

>>82785732
>>82786489
i'm not used to, but nothing to do, so I just saw a silly kid cartoon where the kid cries for her mom to buy a new videogametoy b/c if not, the kids will outcast her.
That happened of course, and that happens IRL and as grown-up too... If you don't get a car, gf, family your 'friends' who get that will throw you the fuck out

>>82785732
Lol ur gay

>>82787278
>talks like a dickhead
>feels superior to his friend because he makes more money
>$18 at 24

This post is embarrassing.

>>82786803
tell me you know-it-all, how is it that from teen to 30+ year old videogaming/drunk/drugaddict faggots how keep getting friends/gf/family?

>>82786827
>HE

>>82787136
I really think you should be banned since you literally proved you are under 18.

MODS!!!
MODS!!!
YOU WILL BE GLOBED AGAIN FOR LETTING KINDERGARTENS HERE!!

>>82791476
Literally how is anything he said proof of his age?

>>82789444
Is $18/hr not good? People at the top level barely make that where I live.

Leeme explain something to you all, its OK to be lonely and here, and old, poor,stupid,nerd,young,fat,virgin in 20ies/30ies/40ies etc

We are not all the same, some shit in life is beyond control, so, know that there is a way that makes you happier but,its not here,yet,
if you end up here,and you activity post here,please, don't pretend that you are on upstream moment in your life, because these two things are mutually exclusive .

PS.
Having a job,gf or friends is not success , its just normal

>>82792149
Having a roof over your head and 2 square meals is considered success for some people.There isn't a fixed definition. It's relative.

>>82791724
Literally smokes weed,goes to school and has absolutely no money

>>82792206
So he could be anything from 12-25

>>82792205
Read again
And,no, that's survival,not success,and yes,its not relative but it is norm,
Anything under is indicator of some problem

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>>82787388

>>82792206

That's literally me and I'm 23.

>>82792274
Nah,people after ~18-19 don't sell their time for trinkets

>>82791963
They're just trolling you

>>82792420
>not selling your time for food, weed and a place to smoke it

nah senpai

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>>82787278

>Op wants his friends to like and hangout with him

>Anons start to diagnose the problem

>No no no everything is perfect it literally just is so peculiar why no one wants to hang out with me it's just a mystery leave it at that