>british >"advertising" Why are you putting

>>82782007
To make you really think.

Because The Shire is really oxford

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That's not a goblin, it's a botchling.

>>82782043
Kek

>>82782042
little known fact is jrr tolkien based orcs on the people from stoke

>>82782007
>Why are you putting Goblins on tv Britain?

THAT'S ALL WE GOT

THAT'S

ALL

WE

GOT

;____;

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.
What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

>>82782057
No we have packis as well now

>>82782007

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SHITLORD

EXCEPT THE ALT REICH THEY ARE ALL UGLY INSIDE AND OUT

>>82782064
seventh post best post

I'd let the second one give me a handjob desu

That first one with Dobby is fucking gross.

That second one though. Wew. I had to wipe the sweat off my forehead. This is my new fetish.

>>82782064
This post is weirdly thoughtful and accurate for a number of reasons that I won't get into because I've already lost interest in the thread

>>82782139
>>82782142
The advert with the deaf women is pretty good too
https://youtu.be/lYIEAIogarI

>>82782064

vocaroo when

>>82782168
Cute.

>>82782007
Second ones a little to explicit for me

>>82782064
Better than the tripe on /lit/.
Well done lad.

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>>82782043
Damn it, Geralt.

Shes a smug little shit aswell

Theres an interview where she claims she knows shes attractive and nice to be around

>>82782064
>>82782169
Sorry, best British accent I could do.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZR01pqxIkl

>I'm Australian

>>82782007
Who cares

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>>82782007

>Britistan

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>>82782043
A bloody what?

>>82782474
kino

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>>82782043
>>82782534
That... thing... you mean to say that thing that was my miscarried daughter, is now sitting in a chair with fucking wheels on it, talking about a fucking wedding while what seems to be some kind of magical megascope-thing is translating all of this for the viewing pleasure of others? Fuck me. Geralt, just get Anna and Tamara back for me please so we can all fuck off somewhere normal again?

>>82782169
>>82782474

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dibhrbYybU

I'm sorry, i've never seen this before, I couldn't help but laugh.

>>82782007
Omg thats real? I thought it was a puppet or cgi.

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>>82782043
>>82782534
>>82782584
Never change, /tv/.

Malteasers adverts are all shit tbf. Basically 'fuck men - the advert'. Malteasers don't even taste good either, very unsatisfying to eat

>>82782007
I like how the awfulness of the non-retard actors perfectly represents how fake and condecending these spastic's "friends" would be in real life.

>oh you got with the best man eh? (Barely contained laughter) you're soo bad (winks at non-retard friend)

>>82782007
>British women

>>82782007
Why is Maisie Williams doing advertisements for chocolate?

>>82782064
Hey this is my pasta

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>>82782743
And it's a damn fine pasta. You should be proud.

>>82782727
I was eating a peach and no joke i laughed so hard the stone flew out my mouth and hit the monitor

>>82782474

Topnotch

>>82782064
Excellent post

>>82782587

Goddammit anon, you couldn't even last a minute, I could hear the other guy start to break but he soldiered on!

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>>82782773

>>82783003
Oh, come on. Triss wouldn't take it in the ass from Vernon Roche. Ves might, however.

Shes a better looking woman than yous could get

Also what matters is her personality shitlords

>>82783037
But her personality is also awful

>>82783063

How so

>>82782474
10/10

Didnt she get blacked in real life?

>>82782064
wtf I agree.

>>82782727
kek

>>82782007

Haha, the second one is legitimately funny though.

She's called Samantha Renke btw

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>>82782064
>This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.
god tier

They are shoehorned into all our shows and adverts now - we even have a spacker on EastEnders - really takes you out of the show.

>>82783531
She's just a midget in a wheelchair

>>82783441
>“Not to blow my own trumpet but I’m a good dresser, people think I’m attractive, I have blonde hair and blue eyes,” she says. “I do attract good looking guys. I have had people be like, 'oh they’re just friends right'?

>Actress & Disability Campaigner Agent Louise Dyson COLUMNIST PosAbilityMag BLOGGER HuffPostUK Patron H2Htheatre

Whatever you do, dont go on twitter

Theres a picture of this beast in a bikini

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>>82782064

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>this is a 10/10 in bongland

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BLACKED

>>82783531
Don't forget two gays, multiple ethnic minorities, lesbians etc.

Literally every soap has benders, spastics and darkies in it now, makes me sick.

Won't lie, I'd fuck her

I'd also fuck my own shadow if it was hot, tight and wet

>>82783613
>>82783632

There are not enough images in the world for the disgust

>>82782007

2nd one is aight

>>82782007
STUPID HYOOMAN

>>82782007
GOBLINS ILL LIKE FIRE, ARISEN

>>82783525
This comment is the equivalent of YouTube comments that just repeat a line from the video.

>>82782007
All I see are three ordinary Brits, we're all aware they're not the best looking bunch why you gotta rub it in?

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Star of the Hobbit

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>>82784411
Don't forget her small role in Fury Road.

>>82782649

I'm partial to a Teaser bar though

>>82784454

Kek

>>82783083

Because she's laughing over crushing the bride's foot and possibly ruining her wedding day and honeymoon. Also when relating the story she banged on the table as loud as possible disturbing everyone in the food court.

Completely obnoxious behaviour

Infanticide should be tolerated with this cases

>>82784901

Pig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAnIOCIBFR4

This is a result of a feminized society
Women pretend that failure is a virtue

>>82782168

I'd make her hear again alright

>>82782043
Fucking got me laughing out loud in public

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>>82782064

>>82785315
nobody's denying that it's a pasta, m8

>>82782007
>Why are you putting Goblins on tv Britain?
They're more appealing than British women.

>>82785254
So what's your excuse?

>>82785358
that they only pretend it is

>>82785354

SAVAGE
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Pic related is how you do disability in movies right not forcing it like that shitty advert

>>82785403

What?

Having him portray a disgusting mutant

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>>82785438

Uh, yeah?

Is that not what they are?

>>82785469

source?

>>82785438
Point is he was just as freakish as everyone else

>>82782064
or maybe shes at a wedding with a bunch of other malformed creatures, and the best man happened to be one of them

two troggs cant pretend to fall in love?

>>82782007
That second commercial was so stupid it made me angry. That bitch's voice is poison.

>>82782584
Fuck sake, I read it in his voice.

>>82782064
Lad, I would probably sub to your Live Journal.

>>82782064
Well said if a little crude. It's. very good point if you really think about it

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>>82782007

>this is a 10/10 in bongland

>>82782007
Where do I get one of those?

>>82782064
I'm just gonna post this on the comments, lets go brothers

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>>82782007
>having one night stands with strangers is such an important part of british culture they humanize disabled people by having them do it

these scraggletoothed degenerates know no bounds

>>82785469

sauce

Mandatory diversity quota

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>>82785846
Check out the big brain on Brad.

>>82785383
But true.
t. Bong

>this is a 10/10 in britain

>>82786626

STOP

>>82787874
That post is an hour old, he definitely stopped.

>>82782007
Are you telling me you woman fuck that beautiful goblin you cis normie piece of shit?

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>>82782474
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZR01pqxIkl
Golden

>>82782007
BECAUSE IT'S NORMAL AND THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS SEE THESE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME THE SAME AS YOU AND ME IT'S NORMAL AND IT ACTUALLY HAPPENS

>>82783704
Those refugees will fuck anything.

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>>82783737
Me too

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>>82782587
fucking kek

https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37899305&ved=0ahUKEwigpriPnPLTAhUTOsAKHb8HAqYQFggcMAA&usg=AFQjCNEfKb-ziD3DHa_Ms-1sRY8H6ZYoWg

UN: 'Grave' disability rights violations under UK reforms - BBC News

Reminder that Brits are committing genocide against disabled people and ignoring it.

>>82783704
Who is paying who though? Really bewilders the old cranium.

I always respect British television for not attempting to foster the delusion in its viewers that they don't share a world (and a common humanity) with plain people and even fuck ugly people.
Granted we don't have that much choice, but the end effect is deeply humanistic.

The disparity in the like bars between those two ads is quite telling though.

>>82782155
>weirdly thoughtful and accurate
>>82785826
>very good point if you really think about it

>"no-one would ever have sex with a deformed midget"
Mates, have you ever even been on the internet?

>>82782007
That's actually really hot. Not the goblin but the idea of being so desperate you give into the temptation of fucking the goblin and it turns out to be the most wild sex you've ever had.

Labyrinth 2 when?

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>>82782043

>>82789684
You'd probably be able to walk freely around your apartment with her impaled on your cock, just to keep it warn on winter's days.

>>82783531
>>82783722

these people exist in real life you know

>>82782043
Mnn ghouls blood

The twist is the best man is also a wheelchair bound deformed freak

>>82782773
>stone
Jesus Christ they put rocks in their fruit in Britain too? What the fuck is wrong with that island?

>>82790425
Do you even know what a peach is?

>>82790509
Do you know what a stone is?

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>>82790528
>Do you know what a stone is?
https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/peach-stone

Retard.

>>82782007
Why do you keep making this thread? Do you find that goblin attractive? I think so.

>>82789260
Hol the fuck up what's going on in second from the right you need to take responsibility for my erection now anon.

>>82788602
The disability benefit cuts are a load of shit anyway. They save money, by reassessing disabilities and handing out less money based on some people being assessed as less disabled than they were under previous classifications. But have to spend a shitload of money to reassess the people on disability benefits.

>>82782007
>Time is money Pal

Will she be in the Warcraft sequel?

>>82790601
You sound upset.

>>82790601
It's called a peach pit.

Retard.

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>>82791040
>this damage control

>>82791097
3/10. Tired meme retort.

>>82782584
You will never ride up to the Barons quarters on a rainy night for the first time again. feels bad man....

>>82782587
Is this Dear Esther?

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>>82782474
stay gold ponyboy

I need a good kek today

Good to see arya is getting work out of game of thrones.

>>82782007
That's just an average brit dude. Racist much?

>>82790714

I am paid by Malteasers in Malteasers

>>82782587
beautiful