i just got my bitch pregnant, /tv/ and she's keeping it

Paris, Texas

>>82780501

In the Company of Men.

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>>82780501
btw, what makes you think you're the daddy?

>>82781657
i had sex with her

>he thinks he's the father

Wew

stay on topic and post dad kino or fuck off

just because you homos let your women go on dates with tyrese and jayquan, doesn't mean everyone is a cuck.

>>82781734
Has your girlfriend had previous sexual partners?

If so, you're the cuck here

>>82781755
so anyone who dates a girl who isn't a virgin is a cuck? i don't think that's how it works

>>82780501
>that gay Doc Holiday + Ringo lovers quarrel subplot

Tombstone was something else

>>82780501
dubs and its your wife's son

>>82781797
>so anyone who dates a girl who isn't a virgin is a cuck?

Correct.

>>82781797
How is the study of telegony thousands of years old and you're still ignorant of it?

>>82780501
>got my bitch
This should end well.

>>82781877
Seriously, why are there never telegony studies?

Except for the rare few

Someone post that r9k screencap about the telegony study

>>82781876
>>82781877
unless you're still in high school finding a woman with your /r9k/ standards is going to be impossible

have fun being alone forever waiting for your virgin

>>82781999
My girlfriend was a virgin before she met me. We've been together 6 years and I will never have the title of "cuck"

>>82781999
>all the girls I know are sluts
>ergo all women in the world are sluts
Thank God I grew up in a small town where people had morals. Enjoy your spermdumpster whore.

>>82782066
If this move was a person I would beat it with a baseball bat until I could visibly see their brains strewn out across the lawn.

>>82782016
and neither will anyone who dates someone with any sexual history whatsoever? unless you're going by shut-in /r9k/ standards or using science based in superstition like telegony

>>82782124
How many miles of dick do you think your girl has taken? How many males' semen has been in her? How often does she think about it, do you think?

Ask yourself that before you sleep tonight, or the next time she kisses you

>>82782174
are these the things that men with crippling insecurity think about? is this what stops you from approaching women? have fun with your imaginary virgin girlfriend if you're that guy

>>82780501
Lolita, serbian movie, hard candy

>>82782231
t. cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_0bhT98g9Y

>>82780501
Does trayvon knows he's gonna be a father?

>>82780501
it's exceptionally cringy to refer to your girlfriend as "your bitch" but ten times more so when you just got her pregnant my dude

sort your shit out

Just make sure you get a DNA test before you're stuck caring for some snotty nosed shit for 18 years.

Better right than sorry.

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>>82782294
the news floored him

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I don't know if you're ready for this dad film.

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>>82782334
he looks like a spider monkey

>>82780501
Don't mind the virgins here being jealous of you having sex. But if you are sub 27, then you fucked up my man