how come if a word ends in a vowel when australians say it they have to add all of the other vowels to the end of the word as well?

>>82780205
No Anglo country has culture

>>82780205
Are Australians white?

>>82780205
who /kim/ here?

>>82780415
>what is poetry.
>what is language.
>what is philosophy.
>what is the enlightenment.
>what is science.
>what is religious cultural expression.
>what is art.
>what is theatre.
>what is counter culture.
>what is comedy.
>what is satire.

I know your trolling, but that doesn't make you any less of a dumb fuck.

White people have no culture besides fidget spinners and fucking dogs.

>>82780205
>Victorian """"""""""culture""""""""""

>>82780429
Some of us are, also brown, aboriginal and asian. We're a country of immigrants + aboriginals, both historically and in the present.

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>>82780948

>>82780948
t. Sydney homosexual

Take your opera house and shove it up your pox ridden anus.

Australian's are literally subhuman.

>>82781000
>implying
Fuck Sydney as well. I always got a laugh out of the Sydney-Melbourne rivalry. You cucks are meant for each other.

Everyone is jealous of the Great Australian Cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzxAwwok3Jk

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>tfw in love with a cute Aussie girl I met online (who also happens to be a virgin, like me)
>tfw she loves me back
>tfw she's on the other side of the Pacific Ocean (I'm American)
>tfw no idea how to make this work and also have very little money

I just want to travel the world with her, bros. We talk every day and have since November and know that we're the ones for each other.

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>>82781000
>>82781025

>implying

Has anyone see that Whovians show ABC makes?
Oh god, it's Rove, Bajo, that fat bald gay dude and some sluts and they sit around fawning over Doctor Who like a bunch of tumblr rejects. I swear I was watching it the other day and some slut is talking about the bechdel test lmaoooo

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>>82781025
F....f..fuck you...

>>82781044
>Aussie girl
>virgin
Maybe if she's under 12 years old.

>>82780381
Give an example

>>82781000
>melbfag calling others fags
Kkekekekekekekekekek

>>82781096
me on the right

>>82781079
she's 16 and I'm 22

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>>82780205
I think we all know who's behind this post.

>>82781114
Reporting you to the police. Say hello to Bruce for me

>>82781081
"look at me" vs "look at mouiae look at mouuiiaaee" .

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> mfw americans remake Myles Barlow.
> mfw it's shit.

>>82781114
nonce twat

>>82781114
report

>>82781141
That is a tv show

>>82781132
>>82781176
I'm literally not breaking any laws

Is talking to a 16 year old illegal?

>>82781114
Find someone your own age cradle snatcher.

>>82781191
>talking
The cops will be the judge of that

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>>82781152
>mfw the one remake that was better


You've got shit taste if you like the Aussie version better, fag

>>82781191
In Australia it is, please take a seat.

>>82781190
obviously it's exaggerated but it's a real feature of the accent.

>>82781210
you can fuck 16 year olds here you dumb cunt

>>82781206

I bet you like Wilfred.

Everything it does differently is bad and everything it does the same is just worse, with none of the subtlety.

>>82781220
If you live in Brisbane, NT or central Australia.

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> mfw Americans remake rake
> mfw it's shit

>>82781194
Her mom knows and is okay with it since it's been a regular thing for 7 months now

>>82781237
>What is lying.

Fuck you're autistic.

>>82781220
The biggest feature is not saying the ends of words and adding r's to random places

>>82781261
Must be one of those teenage pregnancy mums, carry on then.

>>82781191
What city? I probably know her.

>>82781240
This

If it was in Sydney, it'll sound more like "انظر إليَّ"

>>82781289
Brisbane area

>>82780205
>look at moooi

>>82781261

you were talking to a 15 year old girl at the age of 21? fuck off nonce

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>>82781239

No I don't like Wilfred (either version)


>RwFM doing anything the same as RwMB
>None of the subtlty


Oh true, you just haven't seen the show. Don't know why you are criticizing something you've nver seen here mate, there won't be any upboats in it for you.

>>82781310
Kek, that's where I'm from. I probably do know her or her family then? Give us a name. She from the Southside?

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>>82781335
Wow, you know a 16 yr old girl in southside Brisbane? Me too! What are the odds...

Brisbane is the worst city in Australia. Even worse than Darwin.

>>82781314
She's the sweetest and cutest girl and we can talk for hours. I'm not in it for anything other than loving each other for life, and we both feel the same way

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>>82781152
>mfw I was in the show

>>82781398
Mate, ignore these faggots. Go for it. Dave up some money and fly over to meet her.

>>82781323
>>RwFM doing anything the same as RwMB

> Stealing
> Racism
> Drug Addiction
> Divorce
> Murder
> Cult
> Male Prostitute

You're right because HES EATING THE PANCAKES! it's all different.

Off the top of my head, the only good /tv/ related things I've ever seen from Australia has been Wilfred. Is there anything else that's good?

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>>82780908
And none of those were pioneered by Anglos.

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>>82781364
what an awful opinion

>>82781360
There's 2 degrees of separation in Brisbane between most people. Although you're probably a shut-in NEET who doesn't know anyone outside of his mum and dad.

>>82781415
I already have enough money to visit her. But then I'd be out of money and we wouldn't be able to be together, I would just go home broke and still be a NEET.

I'm currently trying to sell things online I buy from china, as well as write a screenplay to sell so that we'll have a source of income while we travel

>>82781475
Kek nice projection

You sound like a student. What uni do you go to?

>be australian
>people keep trying to defend our culture
>the right to wear a bluie, get drunk, beat your significant other and defile the english language is "culture"

>>82781434
RAKE
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587000/

it's pure kino

>>82781494
No uni, I graduated years ago. Nice projection though.

>>82781434
Mad Max

>>82781519
What are you doing on /tv/ if you graduated already years ago?

checkm8
nice projection

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>>82781416

Aaaand none of those sketches were similar at all apart from premise


>OMG guize they bowf breathed air. Idz liderally da same!!1!
I assume your the same faggot I was arguing with about this a couple of months ago. Posting this gif because I know it triggers you

>>82781539
>What are you doing on /tv/ if you graduated already years ago?
Same thing the rest of us are doing: having a laugh since there's nothing good on tv.

Nice projection though.

>>82781500
problem poofter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PfDro1UGUo

>>82781507
Cool, I'll check it out tonight

>>82781583
Feel free to defend it, but don't call it culture.

>>82781539
youll blink one day and you'll be in your mid twenties as well mate, you'll still be here just like everyone else

>>82781478
She only likes you because you're old
You only like her because you're emotionally and intellectually stunted (not to mention desperately lonely)

Fuck off we're full

>>82781434
Wake in Fright is pure auskino

>>82781603
Please learn words

>>82781569
>nothing good on tv
>not watching House Rules

Why is Aus TV so shit now? I miss looking forward to Big Brother on channel 10.

>>82781606
M8, I'm in my twenties. Just having some bants. Nice projection though

>>82781621
>says the bloody drongo from whoop whoop

i hate fucking australians

>>82781611
Some of that may be true, but we really do like each other for reasons beyond that.

>>82781635
y tho

>>82781635
That's okay. We hate you too.

>>82781628
House rules would be alright without all the forced drama, same with the cooking shows. Just let me watch some lads design some rooms and cook some food cunts

>>82781635
Then don't fuck them, you tard.

>>82781628
>I-I was only pretending to be retarded
Nice projection though

Tribes was pretty dope when I was a kid

Thanks Australia for providing weird TV-shows that they only showed during summer cuz' no school.

>>82781635
t. chang

>>82781507
aww past season 2 it gets insufferably shit same fucking actors keep turning up again and again and again and they have no subtlety "aussie gotta sing" ye fuck off

>>82781553

Never complained about it on 4chan before. Just got through watching it last month in fact, and you're just outright lying at this point. Several of those play out exactly the same with the minor addition or subtraction of characters, and that's just what i can remember from the top of my head. It's a straight remake that doesn't have any of the charm or tact of the original, probably because Americans are too stupid to understand anything more subtle than a frying pan to the face.

The only meaningful additions are the co-host (who i found inconsistent) and the additional family members, which are only present to hammer home the themes retards such as yourself are too dumb to comprehend without an additional character saying "Gee forrest, you sure fucked your life up huh. Why are you fucking your life up for a TV show? STOP FUCKING YOUR LIFE UP! (get it audience? hes fucking his life up! hahaha!)"

>>82781652
You can't possibly know someone from internet conversations. This is a fact, do not try to argue with me

>>82780951
fuck off cuck

>>82781668
Yeah, I couldn't finish MKR because of all the "seafood king" bullshit and that fucking hipster couple. My Restaurant Rules should come back because MKR is stale as fuck. Sportsbet's FB page even had a go at how predictable it gets now. Masterchef is GOAT because it cuts all that bs out.

>>82781693
>he doesn't pretend on the internet
Why even post m8?

>>82781714
What are you talking about? There were different story arcs in each season.

Not sure what you mean by the show having no "subtlety" btw

>>82781756
>tfw both those posts are me
bamboozled you mate

>>82781719
>Straight remake
>Format is difgferent
>Tone is different
>Do not share the serialization aspect


How fucking stupid are you that you typed all that out and are wrong about all of it?


>Lol ur fucking ur life up


The joke
Your head

>>82781789
>giving me two (You)s for the price of one
Nice bamboozling m8

The missus just read me a story about some abo kids breaking into an airport and sniffing plane fuel, they'll probably die of lead poisoning. Thought I'd share with you lads

>>82781892
>watching news about cheap as fuck flights to Europe
>dad says "Who the hell wants to go to there nowadays? Its a zoo over there"
he's right you know

>>82781706
Chinks love it here tho m8, they won't stop coming

>>82781892
Classic abokino

>>82781274
That's a British thing too mate

>DA MAINSTREAM MEDIER

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>>82781950
>that article the other day saying there's more spies from chyna than previously thought

>>82781989
Give us a link, didn't see that one.

I know they're up to some shady shit, but to be honest I'd rather Chinks than Abdul and N'dongo.

>>82781044
>I met online
>she loves me
ahahahahaha no

>>82782024
She does

I can't explain it, we talk over the phone every other day and snapchat constantly

>>82782065
That's not love, you don't love her either. You don't truely love someone before you've even met them.

>>82782012
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-12/chinese-spies-very-active-in-australia-dennis-richardson-says/8522870

China is without a doubt the biggest threat to Australia.

>>82781274
Retard, Australian accent is non-rhotic. That means r's get dropped.

>>82780205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4

Australians have no culture? Umm think gain sweetie.

>>82782158
Non-rhotic accents use linking r's you dumb cunt, do some research before you try to act like a smartass.

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Brisvegas reporting in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw

>>82782238
That's Dapto you inbred qld

>>82781019
Oi cunt suck my taint

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>>82782258
Stay of the ice little fella

>>82782129
That's fair. I suppose we should meet first.

>>82781434
Danger 5.

>>82781132
>>82781157
>>82781176
>>82781194
t. the "im trying not to look like a samefag" samefag

>>82782549
1/4 try again nonce

I want to fuck Kath.

>>82781729
It's true, Pauline.

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>Australian """"""""""""woman"""""""""""""

>>82780205

>Men do something fun and amusing, like skithouse
>womyn do this

>>82782815
Really, Skithouse is your example of a good show?

>>82780951
>Country of immigrants
yeah British and niggers (Irish) as well as some western Euro. Don't bullshit me and try say a bunch of indentured servants and borderline slave Arab camel drivers mere presence on the continent is proof of some multee cult-yoorul past lmao. The very first act the *nation of Australia* passed in parliament was the White Australia Act. The *very first* thing we did was say fuck off we're full. Now either you're a faggot white or you're a non-white in which case I'm sorry you're a victim of retarded historical circumstances but you're not an Australian

>>82782742
It's true but what's also true is Australia was a much better and happier place when it was mainly white euros around. It's all been downhill since the 90s and now we're no longer the happy and lucky country we used to be. Especially so in Sydney and the nigger infested apex gang areas of Melbourne.

>>82780415
You don't know what culture is. Its impossible for a country not to have culture

>>82781044
what state does she live in?

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>>82780951
spotted the greens voter

>>82781044
Mate I was in the same boat as you except reversed. In Straya and chick was in Oklahoma.
Trust me mate. It does not work out.

>>82782873
>Melbourne: The Image

>>82782495
Summer Heights High.

>>82782861
>the nigger infested apex gang areas of Melbourne.
I'm so glad that is happening. Hope Melbourne shitlibs get broken into by Sudanese kids and stomped to death. Couldn't have happened to a nicer town :^)

>>82781044

I'm in literally the opposite situation, except I'm not a virgin (she is) and I'm the Australian/she's the Canadian. Are you parallel universe me?

>>82782884
>tfw the chasers are dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtXBgiubnK8

>>82781308
Fucking kek

>>82782969
amazingly spot on

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>>82780205
>American (((culture)))

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>>82781553

>>82782855
Kill yourself

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>>82783399
Eat shit soybrained faggot

Brisbane is the best city in Australia, is the rest of the country even trying?

>>82783424
Go suck off some of your faggy young liberal friends you tool

>>82783454
Adelaide would be GOAT if there were any jobs and everything didn't shut at 5pm

>>82783461
I hate bourgeois faggots in the Liberal Party and I hate you. Do you come on 4chan for the epic meems friend? Australia is a white country and anything that has happened since the 1970's is a historical aberration. Get AIDs you faggot

>>82783493
Yeah except you guys don't play rugby so you're already behind.

>>82783493
>tfw cousin was one of the bodies they found in the vault in snowtown

.

>>82783523
Sounds like you'd fit right in the liberal party with those moronic views my friend. Get off your computer and go outside for once, you sound absolutely pathetic

>>82780908
literally everything you listed comes from france, greece and italy

now fuck off already you inbred freak

>>82780429
Abos are white

>>82782742
>Colonization is immigration
Which department of the abo nation approved our entry into Australia? Oh right none because none of those things existed except the abos.

>>82783616
>you'd fit right in the liberal party with those moronic views my friend
I'm not a faggot so no.
1. Small business owners
2. Middle class dads
3. Yuppies looking for tax cuts
4. People who vote liberal cause their parents did
The Libs are the party of baby boomer tax dodging with a token effort towards placating people spooked by browns. Now the interesting thing is one of my best mates is a practising Muslim and we have great chats together about people like you. He told me he hopes one day he can throw faggots from roof tops. I love diversity how about you :^)

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>abos are ugl-

>>82783763
why dis bitch look like Justin Bieber with a massive tan

>>82783541
We don't have a state team but we have union and real rugby teams here, sometimes we play against teams from NT full of dirty fishhooking boongs.

>>82783741
You sound a faggot. Perhaps you and Muslim friend could jump off a rooftop together

Really missing monday night rugby league ladds

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>>82783806
RIP Adelaide Rams

Gone too soon.

>>82783849
Nah, Monday games were shit.

>>82783841
You're going to need to b8 harder than that my Melbournite friend.

>>82781599

That was literally the moment of pussification within Australia when anti-gay law was removed. It was all down hill from there.

>>82781044
>>82782923

I know someone (Australian) who met a girl playing WoW who lived in America. She moved over to Australia and they are still together 3 years later.

It can work. But most likely not.

>>82783763
I'm never been to Australia or seen or real life aboriginee, but she's probably mixed race if I had to guess. I base on that on nothing, of course.

>>82783763
She'd be hotter if she had no abo blood.

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>>82784227
That's actually a common myth. The one I posted is what pure Aboriginals look like.

This is what the mixed-race ones look like.

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>>82780205
New Zealand """"""""culture""""""""

>>82783894
no u

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>cousin loves this show
>gets my sister hooked on it
>then my mother
>Dad and I want to get drunk and watch Russell Coight and we have to endure constant 'oh look its kel!' and 'look at moi' jokes
Kath and Kim was a mistake

>>82783616
It's easy to be a retard when you're a fucking neet. Get some life experiences you insufferable little cunt.

>>82782238
this scene is from 2 min from my house. The club behind them is wests leagues club in Unanderra NSW. Weird.

>>82782258
its Unanderra fuckwit. The sports club Wests is right behind them

>>82783729
There were plenty of free settlers

>>82782838

I haven't watched television in a long time tho