>make a movie with naked Scarlett Johansson >it's

>>82764985
It's the perfect pleb filter. thanks for letting us know where you lie, op

>>82765273
Other way

>>82765273
If you like this piece of shit movie I can also assume you are one of those guys who asks to taste beer, peers at it in the light in its little 4oz glass, swizzles it around, smells it, then sips it slowly remarking the nutty flavor. cunt.

>>82764985
by being a giant pleb

BAD TASTE ALERT WEE WOO WEE WOO

>>82764985
watching pork slabs is not as interesting or entertaining, let alone sexually arousing as you might think. unless you are into bestiality.

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>>82765440
I would think caring how other people put fluids in there body is pretty much as pleb as it gets but you didnt like Under the Skin so no surprise there.

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[clang]

>>82764985
>Be a meme child with no sense of cinematic taste, take over board

How is this possible

>>82764985
Wait, is she actually fully naked in this? Like without a body double?

>>82765440
lol this, if it aint Boondocks Saints, Fight Club, American History X, or The Dark Knight, i don't wanna see it kek

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>>82765618
This made me jump so badly

i came many times to her jiggly titties

>>82765714
Fucking brilliant scene. Maybe the most a movie has ever made me panic other than the staircase/baseball bat scene in The Shining

>>82765627
Yes but that isn't why you should be watching the movie you fucking pubescent redditors

>>82765440
>the pleb also drinks alcohol
surprising

>>82765627
yeah, she's not as hot naked as you'd think though

>>82765618
jesus fucking christ that scene scared the shit out of me

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10/10 kino tbqh

>>82765440
desu I like doing all of those things

>>82764985
I really liked this movie but then I found out people here hated it

maybe in a few decades people will say its one of the best movies of all time, I tend to be very foward thinking and ahead of my time so I'm probably right

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>>82766283
Easily one of the best or better films from the past decade for me as well. So beautifully directed, strange, simple story well acted, haunting music.

>>82764985
every movie with her, they rely on her good lucks and let everything else go to shit.

>>82764985
They waited 10 years too late, for one

>>82765273
Unironically and unequivocally this. He probably didn't like Empire because it was "the boringist one"

t. Mike "the anti-kike" Stoklasa

>>82766453

I liked it as well. The book was a pretty straightforward animal rights allegory , but the movie was like wtf lol ?

best films of the 2010s so far (in no order):

>Under The Skin
>The Master
>The Tree of Life
>Drive
>The Neon Demon
>The Witch
>Escape From Tomorrow
>Inside Llewyn Davis
>Birdman
>The Wolf Of Wall Street

>>82766784
>rely on her good lucks

Is she the leprechaun?

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>>82767541
>only burger films
>Birdman
>Wolf Of Wall Street

>>82764985

Scarlet Johansson makes it possible.

>>82765780

>Boring cunt sits in a dark, computer lit room hating and judging everyone

For what reason?

>>82764985

>Fantastic ScarJo ass and tits.
>Pretty good kino.
>Winning formula all around.

Your opinion isn't going to sway mine. Eat my penis.

>>82765440

What bizarrely specific projection.

>>82767541
>list entirely made of shitty pretentious meme flicks
Christ, /tv/. Sort yourselves out.

>>82767541
>Only listing cheap ass meme movies
>No mention of Big Guy Rises
Holy fucking hell you are such a plaebian