Achilles > Priam > Menelaus > Odysseus > Hector >>>>>>>>>>>>

>>82762484
Remember when we would have Troy power levels threads DAILY? Good times

>Do you really think death frightens me now? I watched my eldest son die, watched you drag his body behind your chariot. Give him back to me. He deserves a proper burial, you know that. Give him to me.
>You're still my enemy tonight. But even enemies can show respect.
Priam was based

>>82762484
Achilles is pretty much dom from the new fast and the furious movies

>>82762484
Hector is literally /ourguy/ and the most sympathetic and heroic character. Prove me wrong.

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>>82763145
> YFW you're a half-illiterate teenager and you're kind of hoping Hector will win maybe

Odysseus>Hector>Achilles>>>>>human waste>>>>>>>>dried up cum>>>>>
paris

>>82763145
>>82763219
The second he killed Menelaus he became the bad guy. That was a pretty shitty move.

>>82763145
Childhood is idolizing Achilles. Adulthood is realizing Hector is the hero.

>>82763455
hector was a cuck

>>82763531
so you must love him

>>82763307
Heracles >the rest of your list

>>82763584
He wasn't in the iliad

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>he read anything but my translation
ishygddt

>>82763584

Ajax>Heracles

>>82764208
>Not reading it in Ancient Greek

Achilles is /ourguy/

Hector is a T*rk

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HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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>>82762484
So you guys like this movie huh? Guess what I just learned today

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy#Abduction_by_Theseus_and_youth

>In most accounts of this event, Helen was quite young; Hellanicus of Lesbos said she was seven years old and Diodorus makes her ten years old.

>>82765500

Achilles was probably the first crossdresser in recorded history as well

Diomedes of Argos was the greatest amongst the Greeks. Memnon was the best Troy had; even better than Hector.

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>>82765210
Roaches didn't exist yet.

>>82766426

Arguably Neoptolemus was seeing his whole existence was preordained as one of the factors to win the Greeks the war

>tfw your name is Paris

Why are you making all of the Troy threads, OP?

>>82767657
Because i watched it tonight for the first time and i want to discuss it.

>>82765142
Comet > Ajax

Hehe

>>82766895
Dude was one brutal motherfucker.

>>82765210
>>82766515
>Tfw you're a turk but you have to hide it online so people won't make fun of you
Y-yeah fuck those roaches amirite fellas.

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I'm kinda upset they didn't include Diomedes. I know Achilles was meant to be the top badass of the movie and Diomedes would overshadow that. But it would've been nice to see some guy going on a rampage in the background.

>>82768511
Didn't he get BTFO as soon as he got home though?

>>82768645
Aphrodite put a spell over Diomedes' wife which caused her to find a lover. Diomedes left Argos and founded cities in Italy, having even more badass adventures post-Troy.

Later on, when Aeneas founded Rome, the local polities asked Diomedes to join them, but he felt that he killed enough Trojans and advised the Italian city-states to make peace. All in all, a pretty badass dude.

And yeah, Diomedes was fucking awesome. He wounded not one but TWO gods; Ares and Aphrodite. And he had the good sense and humility to backdown after Apollo's bling-bling attack. Not to mention Artemis totally lusted after his mortal cojones; not even Odysseus received this kind of favor from her.

>>82762484
ancient greeks speaking English

this gives me cancer

Nah Achilles was almost Paris tier if he wasn't so gifted with killing people. Just a couple of boys playing their games.

HECTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>82762484
Hector = Achilles > Odysseus > Menelaus > POWER GAP > Priam > Paris.

The faggot should have let his son die. Hector deals with the consequences he knows are coming and upholds his duty.

>>82762484

Was this movie on tv earlier or something? Been seeing a few threads about it

>>82770117
i posted a thread about troy vs kingdom of heaven to decide which one i was going to watch and it turns out people still want to talk about troy. I guess i made the right choice

>>82769607


Heeeeeeeeeecccctttooorrrr