>theater seats can no longer accommodate my body >have

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Do you at least avoid the no singles policy by weighing as much as two people?

That's what I have to do on airplanes

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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>>82750949
That might be a sign to eat a vegetable

>>82751036
There are no singles policies in America but I'm sure you knew that and are just being stupid

>>82750949
move to Las Vegas brother, the movie theaters have giant recliners

>have to sit in the singles section where everyone throws bean bags at me during the quarter-movie intermissions
Fuck this stupid policy

>>82752324
>have to sprint out of the theater before the end-of-movie laughing session where they call all the singles up to the stage

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OW

>>82750949
>hittite dog diarrhea fuckfest with every tub of buttered skittles
never going to amc again

>>82752477
i literally threw up in my mouth

>>82752477
Just fucking end his life already. He will never amount to anything better than a hungry blob. End it now

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>>82750949
>his theater doesn't have couches

What a fucking loser

>>82752725
You jest but mine actually has couch areas with tables. You can also order food in the middle of the movie. Not kidding.

>>82752763
Retarded and infantile.

>>82752477
MAH LAYGS

>>82750949
>going out in public when you are legally considered obese
please stop