One will give you the sukk, the others will file rape accusations

>>82745780

Avoid on all counts


>the past year has eroded all trust in these public figures

>>82745780
I'd take the succ from Emma.
I wouldn't care about the rape accusations.
They have no evidence, and I have no reputation to destroy.

because i rape them all
trick answer
haha

>>82745780
That's tough. I don't want the succ from Emma, but her accusation would be the toughest to beat so it has to be her.

>>82745952
Clever anon is right. Take the succ from the raging feminist.

>>82745780
>Brunette Khaleesi
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGHHHH

>>82745780
Jennifer or Khaleesi. Tough choice.

>>82745780
Its really only between Jennifer and Emma.
Even though Emma has the exact same chest that I did when I was a 9 year old, id still go with her. Mostly because there are literally millions of women ive seen that look as average as Jennifer.
But Emmas face tho; id destroy that.

Emma's accusation would be hard to disprove because of her feminist activist status. Nobody likes Schumer or Lawrence, and most peoplehave never heard of Clarke. So get a bj from Emma, and I guess I'll see the other 3 in court.

Helps that I've never even been to California, good luck proving that I raped one of them at some party in LA or whatever.

>>82745780
I don't get why Schumer is there. No one wants the succ from her, and she's an attention whore that no one would believe.

Amy probably gives the highest quality sukk desu

>>82746866
This guy
>>82746874
gets it. Fatties suck dick like their lives depend on it.

>>82745780
Emelia Clarke for sure, would make The last GOT really enjoyable, her not knowing what coming while she plays that crazy queen character of hers

>>82746961
not entitled celebrity fatties. you're just getting the worst of both worlds there

they're all probably terrible and lazy, so at least go for an attractive one

>>82745780
You'd be a fucking retard to think getting a blowjob makes up for getting 3 fake rape allegations. OP you're desperate as fuck if you'd even consider this

>>82747434
>triggered by a joke thread
Let me guess. You're on the sex offenders register.

plot twist: whoever gives you the succ will publicly defend your name against the other whores

>>82747490
Jokes are usually funny, not 100% retarded

>>82747569
Most jokes are pretty retarded anon. Get over it.

>>82745780
Three famous actresses accusing me of rape at the same time isn't worth the SUCC. You'd be fucked no matter what. I'd rather die a virgin than get gang raped in prison by Jamal and Tyrone while reminiscing on the one time that I got a free SUCC. But if I had to pick it's gotta be Schumer. I'd record her and upload to PornHub and hope to end her career in the process.

>>82747434
3 fake rape allegations that are completely unprovable, I haven't even left my apartment in almost 4 years except to go to class. Unless those girls live in my neighborhood I'll be fine.

Then I can sue them in civil court for the false accusations and get really rich.

Just fucking kill myself really. Even if you don't get convicted being accused of rape is pretty much the end of your life

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>>82745780
Obviously I'd get the succ from emma.
Can I get her to wear the hogwarts costume from the first movie whilst she does it?

>>82747626
>you go straight to prison if a women accuses you of something there is no evidence for

Nobody will believe someone would rape Porky on the bottom left. Nobody will believe JLaw either since she's a slut and not popular anymore. People might or might not believe Eyebrow's accusation, but they would DEFINITELY believe miss U.N. Womyn's Ambassador's accusation.

Logically, if you were forced to make this decision, you'd have to choose to get a BJ from Worst Emma.

man I wanna fuck the shit out of JLaw

>>82747520
Well, in that case (and realistically in all others) Emilia is the only choice. You can't even imagine those other cunts going public to defend man after SUCC. Khaleesi might be nice like that + she got a big mouth and a major BROW game. That might make all the trouble worthwhile. Ez pz solution.

I'm gonna fuck Emilia

Literally who gives a fuck about me? Why would people believe the 3 of them that I rape different women from different countries, just go check my passport you little shits, I'm gonna sue you back

>>82745780
get a blowjob from Schumer then. Looks like she has done plenty.

>>82745780
Emilia please, but only if she doesn't wax or shave anything.

>>82748025
Emma also has oily pubes.

>>82748102
She fucked her arm hair up though.

Basically since Emilia has better arm hair, I'd go with whoever has more leg hair and nipple hair and I doubt it's Emma.

>>82747723
In today's society, three famous women accusing you of rape will either end with you in prison or you becoming a complete social outcast and treated like shit by anyone that recognizes you.

>>82745780

Your mom

>>82745780
This one's easy man. Let's review:
>Emma
She's the kind of girl who's been working in the biz since she was 8. She's never really had a real, meaningful sexual relationship, and she probably wouldn't even blow you.

>Amy Schumer
She's the kind of guilty chubby fuck you nab at a bar at 2am on a Thursday before work the next morning. You can bag women like her anywhere.

>JLAW
From her nudes, you can tell she's the kind of woman who only knows how to emulate what she sees, just like her acting ability. She tries to act sexy, but if she were to blow you it'd probably be a thoroughly unenjolyable experience, with her coming up for air every 10 seconds and asking YOULIKETHAT???

>Emilia Clark
Is the only true choice here. Just from the look in her fucking eyes, you KNOW she was the girl blowing guys behind the lockers in high school, just Grade-A slut material through and through. She'd work your dick like a fucking pro, and swallow that cum like a champ.

Fuck the rape accusations, they're all famous and the burden of proof would be on them. Some nobody raped me? I've got an alibi, good luck.

I want it most from Emilia, but Emma has the most power to ruin my life so she's who I choose.

>>82748273
3 famous people accusing you of rape at the same time would actually be easier to defend against than one famous one unless you're famous yourself.

Why would some nobody who regularly posts on a Norwegian bassfishing fanclub site not only be interacting with some high profile mega rich millionaires, but ALSO somehow manage to rape them?

Their case would fall apart immediately and you would gain notoriety. Granted, lots of women will instantly believe them, but a shitload more would take your side because they're pissed off at false rape charges.

>>82748361
>You can bag women like her anywhere.
How :(

>>82748376
I'm kinda the exact opposite.
I can't forego the chance to lewd it up with Hermione (at this point just because she's Hermione) but brown-haired Khaleesi seems actually very kinky and fun-loving by nature judging by her interviews and I admire her slightly chubby glory. Still, rape charges by Emma are most likely to fuck me over, so... Expecto Patronum I guess.

>>82746760
>Most people have never heard of Clarke

Are you fucking drunk?

>>82749008
Of course

>>82745780
Im taking the succ from Khalessi in full costume

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What did she mean by this?

>>82748707
>Clean yourself up
>Get some normie clothes
>Go to your local bar at around 9pm
>Pretend to have a job and friends
>Casually approach Schumer-type women and say "Hey how's it going?"
>Strike up a conversation, pretend to be a normie
>If she's not interested, move on
>If she is interested, keep drinking and having her drink as the night progresses
>Open yourself up a little, be a bit vulnerable but hide your true powerlevel
>Get her talking about herself, her problems
>Offer advice, appear cool and confident
>As the night wanes, offer to crash at your place
>Boom sloppy drunk chubby sex
>Rinse and repeat.

>>82749101
Who would have thought JLaw would have puffy nips...

>>82745780
Emilia Clarke.

Jennifer and Emma if you choose them will turn on you real quick, never acknowledge that they had consensual sexual relations with you, attack you, support the others and maybe even claim you sexually assaulted them too.

Amy's fat and I don't want any part of that

>>82745780

Emilia has the best lips.

Thus making her the only choice for the sukk.

>>82749360
>strike up a conversation

This is where most people have no idea what you're talking about anon.

Smalltalk with strangers is easy for normies, not easy for those here.

>>82745780

Emma Waston. Prettiest girl pictured and she's a feminist so people will believe her when she says I didn't do it. I mean, Amy is a feminist too but not a respected one like Emma is.

Would you faggots really ruin your life for a bj?

Even if they had no proof, a case that massive would have you looked down upon by everyone, and you'd probably not get any real job ever anywhere unless it's some low end shit job.

>>82750342
My life is already ruined so might aswell get some free pizza.

>>82750441
Emilia of course

>>82750342
OP didn't say it was optional.
Technically speaking you're sexually assaulted and will then have false rape charges filed against you.