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..............................................................20 points form gryffindor.
Dullest Franchise pasta aside, anybody who likes Harry Potter is a fucking idiot.
>>82743405
........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... 10 points form /tv/. Don't ever talk to my wife's son again like that.
How many points did using human technology and pooing in a loo cost?
>>82743751
...................................................................................................10 more points.
HOWEVER
>>82743405
/thread
>>82743380
Even if it got over 9000 points, Harry Potter would still have been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>82744031
>The fans of Jeremy Jahns
>>82744569
it's a book for children you autist
>>82744031
HOLD IT YA HUFFLEPUFFS
>>82744614
it's a copypasta for the easily-baited you autist
>>82743405
>>82744569
Stop hating harmless fun.
>>82744569
>"No!"
Every fucking time
>>82744569
This pasta again.
>As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
All lies.
>>82744569
your book taste is so close to being average.
HPMOR >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HP
>>82743380
HOWEVER
>>82744614
Baited
>>82745363
I know this is a subtle reverse bait. No person who has browsed 4chan for more than a few months has not seen this retarded bait image at latest once
>>82744031
THIS SCHOOL IS A PRISON