>start watching "Star Wars"
>"light saber"
>is straight, not curved
Immediately destroyed the DVD.
>>82742810
>light saber
>still quite heavy
>light saber
>still contains sugar
>>82742810
it's "light saver" you stupid fuck
>>82744028
This
>light saber
>deadly weapon
I wouldn't consider mortal combat frivolous
Not all sabres are curved
>>82742810
>All sabers are cavalry sabers
End yourself
>>82744089
that's a skewer
>>82742810
>light saber
Translated to laser sword in my country
>>82742843
Anukin picked it up with his mind, so it couldn't be that heavy
>>82745228
That's what George Lucas always calls them anyway, because he's a hack and a faggot
Glad Disney is running his beloved franchise into the ground
>>82742810
not all sabers are curved
>>82745228
im sure its translated to light sword