what would happen if a facehugger hugged an adult alien? birth

>>82741025
has it ever happened in anything considered canon?

I assume the facehugger knows not to do it.
Just as the xeno in Alien 3 didn't kill Ripley b/c she had a queen gestating inside her

Inbred autistic alien

mouth dick would pierce the hugger

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It would give birth to one of these

What if a facehugger hugged a whale? Would it make a giant whale xenomorph?

What if a facehugger hugged a mosquito? Imagine tiny flying bloodsucking aliens!

>>82741025
its like eating your own cum.

what if facehuggr hug dik? benis alyen?

>>82741518
too small for a whale.

>>82741518
Xenomorphs bred from animals is a p cool concept.

>>82741696
For you.

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>>82741696
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER!!

>>82741756
t. dr Moreau

>>82741859
yet you cucks still lieing every BC is BBC

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>>82741599

>>82741859
Xenolets... when will they ever learn?

>>82741487
>Not the aussie version.

>>82741025
>what would happen if a facehugger hugged an adult alien?

that's why the xenos developed the second jaw

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>>82741487
Forgot image.

>>82741599
Laughed

While were on the subject, can you get pregnant from your own cum?

>>82741599
There isn't enough porn of this, since the face hugger is modeled after a vagina what happens if stick your dick in it? Does it force the xenomorph egg up your urethra and the xenomorph forms inside your dick?

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>>82741756
>>82741518

>>82742154
what game is this? also whats the good alien/predator games?

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>>82742271
>batman
What will they come up with next?

>>82742627
>also whats the good alien/predator games?
AVP 2 is the best game

>>82742627
The gif is from alien colonial marine, A good alien/predator game is the one for Pc, xbox 360 and ps3.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliens_vs._Predator_(2010_video_game)

>>82742709
this

>>82742725
not this

>>82742765
eat shit fag, oh wait you do.

nothing, the egg of the facehugger doesnt turn into whatever it is laid into, it would just rip it's way out of the alien and become another alien

>>82742154

>aussie
>saying bruv

>>82742791
Didn't the one in Alien 3 that gestated in a dog come out more dog-like

>>82741025
>what is inbreeding

If facehugger could implant before xeno's 2nd mouth bites off facehugger's cock, xeno's would be pregnant with a special mongoloid baby with extra chromosome.

t. xenobiologist

>>82742271
If a facehugger mouthfucked Batman, would it be half xeno, half human, half bat?

What if the facehugger came from an egg laid by a crocodile xeno queen?

>>82742803
I dont know, I just work here

Can facehuggers hug each other?

>>82742627
I only played the Aliens vs Predators and AvP2 back on PC in the early-mid 00s.

They were alright, mechanics weren't bad but sometimes it seemed pretty directionless. Moreso the first one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Oy7q-I77og

This was my favorite game mode.

>>82742699
Expanded universe comics are fanfiction tier cringe, no matter the series

The xeno would just cut it off. It's immune to the acid, right? That was the only thing stoping the the crew from removing it in the first film. They had no problem puncturing it's flesh

>>82743915
pretty much this, hell that's what the ripley clone did in 4 and she only had mildly acidic blood.

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It would look like this

>>82742119
>>82742154
Thats not aussie culture you cuck. Its chav

>>82744364
God that thing is hideous

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>>82742699
I wonder

>>82744453
So what bullshit reason do they come up with why Superman can't just walk right over the aliens and the predators? Do predator blood contain traces of kryptonite?

>>82741025
They probably act like ants. Black ants let off a pheromone that let's other black ants know they're part of The colony, while if a red ant tried to pass itself as a black any they'd mercilessly kill it.

That's what I've seen on some ant nerd's YouTube channel.
The Filipino-Canadian guy if anyone knows what I'm talking about

>>82741518
>>82741756
I think it was Alien 3 where a facehugger infects a cow and comes out as a "runner", a smaller/faster xenomorph which runs on all fours. According to the alien franchise wiki this is the result when a facehugger infests all quadrupedal animals, so I couldn't say what would happen if it infested a whale.

>>82741025
Alien would rip off the face hugger or bite it with the tongue mouth, it's immune to the acid so yeah.

>>82744653
Then you can just do like they did in Walking Dead and cover yourself in alien guts and blood and they wouldn't touch you? lol what a bunch retards.

>>82741025
It would be the best farmer in the universe. Think of all the wheat it could harvest.

Jesus Christ nerds, there are two different cuts of Alien 3. One where it impregnates a dog, and another where it impregnates a buffalo. It makes more sense in the dog version but was written with more religious symbolism in the other.

It's going off the fact that it's a qudraped, not taking on characteristics.

Although many games/films run with this concept, including AvP2 where the "Predalien" exists, and that SNES arcade port where you fight snake aliens and various other animals.

In canon though that shit don't work.

>>82742258
Yes

>>82742699
In the 90's aliens and predator crossed over with literally everyone.

>>82741025
What do you think they have the second mouth for?
It's to prevent this

>>82741487
he's throwing smoke out of the chimneys
first time I see it

>>82745949
Ohhhh

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>>82744758
>so I couldn't say what would happen if it infested a whale.

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What wouls happen if Chaos brought in Xenomorphs that then killed the Tyranids and replaced them?

>>82741863
underrated

>>82746066
For fuck's sake

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>>82746183
Cthulu?

>>82746183

wow they just completely ripped off starcraft

never even heard of this game though, so it must be shit

>>82746469
Nice b8

>>82746419
Be nice, that was a good comic.

>>82742999
This
99 - 01. Avp was the best

>>82741025
On the home planet of the xenos there were two giant hives that were constantly raiding each other for workers to be used as incubators.

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>>82741025
>always wonder where these Xenomorphs came from
>they were just cooked up by a rogue robot Pinocchio from Earth with a God Complex

NOT LIKE THIS!!!

>>82741025
the facehugger impregnates you by raping your face with its penis

the alien's mouth is not an orifice but a retractable penis

no impregnation can occur here, just dicks rubbing against each other

>>82747003
i haven't seen it but i already like it based on your description. thanks!

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>>82744364

>>82741025
The resulting alien would be an awsome banjo player.

>>82741025
>what would happen if a facehugger hugged an adult alien?

nothing
xenomorph dna mutation and transcription requires genetic diversity for proper stranding to occur.

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>>82746183
>Xenomorphs
>replacing Tyranids

>>82747183
God complex Engineer creates humans
God complex Human creates androids
God complex Android takes Engineer tech, biological matter and combined with human eggs to create perfect replicating hive lifefoms

...where do we go from here?

>>82742975
Dave?

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>>82741756
This entire conversation reminds me of the 90s Alien toyline where they had a bunch of various animals and insect xenomorphs.

They even had a Queen Facehugger

>>82747515
Man, I remember getting little booklets with toys that had all that fun shit in it.

Predator toys were awesome, too.

>>82747502
Dave's not here man

>>82745974

>chimneys

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>>82747515
it's like an official unofficial chinese knock off

>>82747240
10/10

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>>82747550
Makes me wanna go out in my garage and dig the entire set out.

A lot of cool xenomorphs came out of that toyline

Neca recreated a few of them

>>82747560
what are those if not chimneys

>>82742989
that's gay

>>82747704
Not if they say No homo

>>82747720
No Homo is homo code for homo though

>>82747515
I had the exploding alien. I almost immediately lost half his parts. Shut sucked :(

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>>82747624
I think I had that very toy.

Always wanted the clear or infrared Predators.

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>>82747515
I had the scorpion and the bull alien. Bull was my boy for fighting star wars characters

>>82741025
a zeno made with the same dna, so maybe just the same thing would come out.
and it would be pointless cus you'd have to kill the adult just to make one

>>82744543

superman doesn't have the power of the sun and thus is as weak as a normal person.

superman is only super on earth because of our sun.

>>82742699
Aliens are Buffy canon now. Since the canon comics.

>>82747820
I had the one on the left, glowed in the dark, shit was cash mang.

>>82747848
But why would he care about aliens and predators as long as they don't attack earth?

>>82742897
>tfw Killer Croc is just the time travelling son of Batman and he just wants a hug form his dad... and human meat to consume on christmas mornings

>>82744543
The question

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>>82747835
c-can I play too...

>>82747920

because they took batman, dipshit. duh.

>>82747955
Batman can take care of himself. He's a Big Guy.

>>82747814
>>82747835
>>82747814

Yeah that reminds me of the Crash test dummies, you'd lose half of their shit walking out of the store

Yeah I had a couple from the Predator line too never the clear ones

Yeah the Bull was really nice but my heart was always with that Gorilla xeno that you could lock it's large arms around other toys and for some reason it's head you filled with water and he shot it out of his mouth.

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How do you kill this thing?

>>82747240
Dear lord

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>>82748325

>>82746066
Sand King cometh.

>>82748384

But what happens when MI mops up?

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>>82748515

>>82747240
>that drooling

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>>82747576
90s toy man

i remember some parody toys like "Breakfast eating Batman! with toast flipping action!", or "Hungover Doc with stolen uranium! collect them all" and so on

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They should've just adapted Hive Wars.

>>82748549

And when they inevitably end up in Whiskey Outpost?

>>82747820
>Always wanted the clear or infrared Predators.
The one you had to mail away UPCs for, it was fucking awesome with those sexy ass chrome claws.
>>82747835
Mantis and snake alien were my favorites. But they usually fought my jurassic park and batman returns toys.

>>82744758
It was a dog... why the fuck would there be a cow on a prison planet

>>82748559
I got that triceratop for christmas when i was a kid
Good times man

>>82748698
I think they raise a small stock for fresh meat + milk

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>>82748639
you die a heroic death taking a ton of xeno-bugs with you

>>82747240
I still would

>those toothy bjs tho

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>>82748384
>>82748549
Starship Troopers had some nice toys. The Tanker bug had a magnet on it's back so you could recreate that scene from the movie.

>>82748756
>>82748698
It was an Ox in one version, and a dog in the other.

>>82748698
In the workprint cut you see them using the oxen as draft animals (to help winch up the sulaco escape pod).
The planet is a former prison planet that was decommissioned and is now a colony. It stands to reason they would need some level of self sufficiency in the months between supply drops.

>>82742765

AVP 2 is the best, but the 2010 game is still worth a playthrough.

>>82747515
Flying Alien Queen is still something that should be real, dammit.

>>82748576
Back a few years ago I got majority hooked on completing that set must've spent like £300 on that shit only to throw them out a couple of weeks ago

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>>82742271
Xenofags will never learn

>>82749603
It showed up in/came from one of the AvP games. It was the final boss in one of the arcade games I think.

>>82748325
Oh man, hard geometrical edges in monsters make me diamonds. Especially if they look mechanical but aren't.
Like that kaiju godzilla fought in the 2014 movie.

>>82747153
>never heard of docking

you can put a dick in a dick

>>82747835
Still got that bull alien somewhere. also have the acid alien and this one Predator with the lower mandibles protruding so far out and head going backwards i thought it was a predalien with armour

>>82741025
the predator

>>82745603
>many games/films run with this concept, including AvP2 where the "Predalien" exists

Where by "run with this concept" you mean the makers thought "hey, you know how the predator face looks a bit facehuggery...?" then did something that made absolutely zero fucking sense.

>>82747835

Aaaah no way! I haven't seen that for years. I made it headbutt so much shit.

>>82741025
I assume it would be like incest, you'd probably end up with a hideously deformed alien like my cousin Cletus.

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>>82741487
>get the plasma caster

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>>82747949
Is it female or male?

>>82751011
So what happens if this freak gets fqcehugged?

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>>82747515
>>82748559
look like bootleg action figures

>>82751011
it has the whole set
vagina and penis

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Here is how an alien would look like if it facehugged the original Jockey design.

>>82747240
kek

>>82751328
I forget why did the Xenos attack the giant alien jockey?

>>82751247
Its penis is stuffed in its vagina. Its fucking itself in some pretty great alchemical symbolism.

>>82741025
>small & white
>big & black
ha

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>>82747240

>>82747515
Where is the gorilla alien?

>>82753789
Here it is. On the left.

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>>82753900
Oops

>>82748325

bullets, how else?

>>82743787
>Expanded universe comics are fanfiction tier cringe, no matter the series

As someone who has collected since the 90s, go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit. Go watch some stupid fucking reality shows.

what if facehugger hugged a SJW?

>>82751328
FUCKING HUMANS GET OUT OF MY HIVE. SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82741025
Why does a facehugger even exist when a xeno can be born from the airborne virus thing?

>>82749603
> should be real

you know youre talking about a fictional movie series right, you dumb nigger?

>>82754053
The resulting alien would screech and protest about the rape culture perpetuated by the face huggers

>>82751328
The original jockeys >>>> Ridley's new shit

>>82747515
wow , nostalgia. I had the Queen Face Hugger. It was cool, her tail tip actually is attached to a string and you can pull the stinger tip off and attach it to stuff like a grappling hook

>>82742154
>that cunt at the end
im assuming /v/ made this, is it the only funny thing to come from there?

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>>82751230

>Evil Clever Dog

errytime

>>82747240
I'll give her credit for having very white teeth.

>>82741025
>>82741025
'tis treason then!

>>82747515
>alien disguise kit
it's so dumb it might just work

>>82746183
>anything in any universe ever
>beating the equivelant in 40k

I think you forgot how gripderp that setting is anon.

>>82741487
bravo gbx

>>82741025
The real question is, what would happen if a facehugger hugged an anus?

What would happen if a facehugger facehugged a facehugger?

>>82746490
not b8, CA received a shit ton of complaints that they were ripping off warcraft 3 when TW:WH was announced.

>>82757660
We've already seen Alien: Resurrection anon.

>>82741025
I would Imagine it would come out the same. After living for so long and coming close to death in age I can see xenomorph doing it to keep the population in check.

>>82747515
Oh wow. I had the snake alien and never knew what the fuck it was supposed to be. I thought it was just broken or something.

>>82744453
>Superman Aliens vs Batman Predators
Now that would be a high concept

>>82751011
Both

How young are you guys? The 90s comics had Aliens Versus Predator vs Batman vs Superman vs the Thing vs Terminators and all other ridiculous shit every weekend

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>>82745258
underrated
the only good post in this thread

>>82759765
AvPvTerminator was the GOAT

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>>82746183
Buddy, xenomophes would get fucked by the tyranids. That's not even a competition.

>>82742809
a myth

>>82757795
>a heavy formation tactics game
>ripping off an apm rts

they aren't even comparable wtf

>>82742897
The resulting xenomorph would watch its queen get shot by Ripley in an alley

>>82745776
Batman vs Predator was indeed a fun read

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>>82742833
xenobiologist?

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an android created the perfect life form but it wasn't david

>>82760724
David wants to make cell?

>Ash
>Bishop
>Call
>David
>...Walter

what the heck?

>>82760998
It was either that or fucking Earl.

>>82744653
Ants Canada?
Dude has the most annoying voice in the world, I wish he'd dial that shit down.

>>82747515
why are there childrens toys for an R rated movie

>>82761380
Different Times brah, back then everything got actionfigured

>>82760998
>David (8)
>Walter
>Ash
>Bishop
>Call

What the heck?

>>82761275
Elden

>>82761380
Back in the day people didn't give a shit about rating and kids would be watching shit like Terminator, Alien, Predator and so on

>>82761829
It has nothing to do with the in-universe timeline you sperg

>>82761859
Might as well do Eden then

>>82756621
yes, literally everything else is shit there. dont ever go there please

>>82741487
MOVE OUTTA MY WAY
GOTTA GET TO THE BATHROOM

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>>82761275
Erik

>>82747240
10/10

>>82747515
I had the flying alien queen and bishop when i was around 3 or 4.

i just realised my dad took the gun from bishop so I wouldn't have a gun.

What a dumbass

>>82747624
Oh shit that's cool as fuck.

>>82756621
No because they think that's anything an Aussie would say. They don't say 'bruv'.

>>82761867
Good times, the world wasn't gay shit.

I missed a lot.

>>82762263
that's how a chav speaks, not an aussie

>>82742699
Alien vs Judge Dredd, seriously. It's cool.

>>82751328
Where's that concept art with the giant Xenomorph that'd come out of a Space Jockey. I know one of you fags has it

>>82747515

Wheres my nigga the torquise blue gorrila xeno, I had him and the Snake Xeno

Terminator 2 had a crazy toy line as well I had all sorts of weird cybrorg dudes

>>82741025
Bump

>>82746469
This isn't b8
People are just casuals

>>82751230
I thought that said Beast Kino for a second

>>82747515
I had flying alien queen, alien queen, snake, mantis, scorpion, and many more not shown here, along with ripley who looked more like vasquez in the toy form

fucking snake alien and the flying alien queen wings broke all the time, my dad has to glue them all the time with that plastic adhesive shit, they were not the best quality for a kid to handle

Anyone else feel bad for face hugger bros? They are born from an egg only to plant a different egg then die.

>>82751011
Pancake tits

>>82765359
They are like bee drones, it's really sad but hey that's nature.

>>82754068
The airbone virus only creates Neomorphs. The virus when fucked around with and a human creates a egg!

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>>82748325
You have to ask?

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What if a facehugger facehugged a facehugger?