Hello /tv/ I'm a sad, pathetic loser and will anhero this

>>82734129
Nice pasta

Star Wars - Episode VII: The Force Awakens

>>82734169

a pasta would be much longer

don't wait until morning just do it now

>>82734298
This, do it before you pussy out

>>82734129

The Deer Hunter.

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>>82734129
The Pest

>>82734129
You know op, next week is my first year anniversary of my death

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>>82734129

>>82734129
i stand alone

Tarsem Singh's 'The Fall'. You're welcome.

>>82734129
Army Dog is the only answer

if dubs commit sodoku now

stream it

>>82734129
Interstellar

>>82734129
Fireproof and Courageous. There is another way out, my friend

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>>82734129
Batman VS Superman.

>>82734129
Don't watch a movie, faggot. Rape or kill someone instead.

Problem Child 2

Anon, it's my birthday today


My birthday wish is that you don't kill yourself. Please. For me.

>>82734129
The Fountain

Anon, it's my birthday today

My birthday wish is that you kill yourself, on camera, for us all to see. Please. For me.

>>82736407
Fuck you faggot it's not your birthday it's mine kill yourself

Don't do it. Don't do it man. Think of your parents.

Hell, my dad started fucking crying earlier because he was so devastated I missed out on a great job and I've felt fucking horrible about it. I was looking forward to it for 6 fucking months, I was so happy and so were my parents.

My dad saw how absolutely crushed I was it effected him so much to the point of tears. That was just over me not getting this career and missed out because of some minor fuck up (missed the start date call 5 months ago)

Imagine your dad will feel if you fucking kill yourself. At least wait until your parents are gone anon. Don't do that to them.

>>82734129
The End of Evangelion.

>>82734129
My Ass

That's a pretty good meme, kiddo.

>>82734129
>anhero
Time to go back

>>82737271
To where?

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>>82737279
To your home. We don't want your kind here

one hour photo
solaris 2002
melancholia (by lars von trier)
the machinist
collateral
wall street
memories of murder
margin call
enemy
amadeus
maniac 2012
memento
the prestige
insomnia
ninth gate
snowpiercer
lost highway
eyes wide shut
whisky romeo zulu
unfaithful
casino
fight club
secret window
only lovers left alive
under the skin
black swan
pandorum
possible worlds

>>82734129
Stream your own "movie."

Not saying you should do it.

What if you can't die anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdmPrsKV0Kg

>>82734129
Eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind

>>82737307
>he thinks plebbit invented an hero

Beyond the black rainbow
Existenz (also a bit tacky)
Dark City (a bit tacky tho)
Anything like Inception and perhaps inception itself
Mr Nobody
Enter the Void
Holy Motors
Upstream Color
Big fish
The fountain if you can stomach the new age
Donnie darko maybe
Samsara if you take comfort in knowing that the world will continue without you

>>82737361
Vanilla sky in a similar vein but spotless mind is better

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>>82737409

Nevar forget.

>>82734129
Obviously, just don't do it, OP.

Passively just letting life be shit is going to result in shit. You have to get out and live.

I promise you that life can be great. Hang in there.

>>82737567
Also in the new age category
Cloud Atlas and Love (wishful thinking space movie about a 'naut who goes crazy while on a ship and has some parallel life of some kind and ends up meeting god-aliens or something, idr)

>reddit spacing
end yourself already why does it matter if you watch one more movie

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>>82734129
fuck off reddit

>>82734129
Enter the void is the most profoundly nihilistic movie about dying

>>82737409
Reddit invented "anhero"

>>82734129
Please don't do this. My girlfriend jumped off a bridge 2 days ago to after taking a bunch of sleeping pills and immediately regretted it when she hit the water. She struggled against the current for 20 minutes in freezing cold Rapids to make it to shore to see us again. No matter how shitty you feel right now it's not what you want. Please talk to somebody, I don't want anybody to go through what we are going through right now, and I don't want somebody else going through what she went through either.

>>82737832
She choose worst way to suicide possible. Jeez, females are retarded

>>82737797
I wouldn't say it's nihilistic. It's all about the process of death, the bardos inbetween, and rebirth in the cycle of reincarnation aka samsara.

At one point the viewer turns away from the white light, and eventually gets reborn.

Taxi Driver

>>82737832
>She struggled against the current for 20 minutes in freezing cold Rapids to make it to shore to see us again.

All while on sleeping pills? I'm doubtful of this story.

But if you're telling the truth, sorry anon.

>>82737832
Wow you sounds like a great boyfriend

Don't do it OP.. suicide is a bitch move. Last night, this dude in my hometown livestreamed dumping a gallon of kerosene on himself lighting himself on fire and running into the bar where his ex gf worked just to fuck her head. He died over night. Really no one feels sorry for him. He was a piece of shit and will always be remembered as one. Don't be this guy OP. Even if you do it at home you are hurting someone. Read Camus.

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>>82737819
It's one of the oldest /b/ memes you fucking newfags.

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>>82734129
Revenge of the Sith, but only up until this scene

>>82738011
What a fucking shitty. Why should he keep suffering just because some people will be sad for a while? It's his life, he can end it if he want it, he's not their slave

>>82738120
>shitty argument

>>82734129
OP, WATCH BENJI AND YOU WILL WELCOME THE SWEET TASTE OF DEATH!!!FACT!!!

hang in there anon

>>82738120
There's only a very, very short time to be alive. You have the rest of eternity to be dead. It's absurd to end it all based on perceived suffering alone. You always have the capacity to be happy, which makes life worth living (thanks Rei).

>>82734129
shrek

unhappy, which makes life not worth living

>>82738382
>It's absurd to end it all based on perceived suffering alone.
No, it's not. It's rational as it gets
>You always have the capacity to be happy, which makes life worth living
pointless, dull phrase
>You always have the capacity to be unhappy, which makes life not worth living

>All of these faggots trying to talk OP back from the ledge

Jesus Christ you people are such good goyim. Probably think that overpopulation is a myth and fuck borders and laws and shit.
The fact of the matter is, life fucking sucks. You're just projecting your own fear of death and the unknown on OP.
If he/she feels that they have truly nothing to life for, then why the fuck would you try and deprive them of exercising their one, inalienable choice in life, the choice to continue living or die.
You sound like globalist fuckheads when you tell people to continue living.
>No goyim! We need to keep on trucking so you can continue to vote against your best interests and engage in mindless consumerism!

>>82738523
Please explain how suicide is rational (except on rare occasions) so I can shoot down your shit, buddy.

>>82738677
>just end his suffering
>LOL HOW ZAT RATIONAL? YOUR PARENTZ BE SAD N SHIET

>>82734129
Santa Paws 2, you'll definitely will kill yourself after that one

Watch the lord of the rings trilogy. The extended directors whatever super editions. Time to make you not such a whiny bitch.

>>82734129
You know, I also feel entitled to give you advice on why not to off yourself, instead to just give you a title, even if this is just meme thread.
So, when you are striped to nothing , you can do anything, you can't lose, not any more.
Also Beethoven (one with the dog)

>>82734129
Stream it u will be a legend

>>82735502
second this

>>82734129
>I'm a sad, pathetic loser

Aren't we all.

>and will anhero this morning.
Probably shouldn't do that Anon.

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>>82734129
Same desu, but I'll wait few years until my parents are dead
Just make sure you do it properly instead of crippling yourself with some stupid shit

>>82734129

Jesus Christ Superstar.

>>82737056
I dont say this a lot but you should actually kill yourself.

Whenever I feel like seriously killing myself I watch the film Being There. That guy couldn't read and was developmentally disabled and he got a sweet gig saying obvious truths and the love of a beautiful woman. You know what else he had? Balls of diamond. I honestly don't think he could feel fear or anxiety. Imagine life like that? Just a calm cool breeze of being stupid as fuck and happy doing a little gardening and watching tv.

>>82741455
What I'm saying is

You can be that retard. Just stop caring and go with whatever happens. Get as weird as you want and see where it takes you. If you wind up dying,whatever you were gonna do that anyway, so just balls up and be the retard.

I believe in you anon

You can be the retard