>Bilbo blows out a Tight Circle >Gandalf blows out a Big

>>82731563
>What was implied here?
It's implying that Bilbo is giving up the ring and the boat to the Undying Lands is the only way he will be free from it.

>tfw Gandalf is a very big guy, compared to Bilbo

It must have hurt him very much to give up the ring.

I remember the night I first gave up the ring.

because magic is actually cum

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>>82732836

Imagine if Gandalf basically knew the whole script and just sat there with Bilbo telling him how it was going to go down.

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>>82732836

Holy shit...

>>82731563
>Take it Gandalf! You must take my ring!
>No Frodo, you cannot offer me your ring
>I'm giving it to you
>Don't tempt me Frodo! I dare not take it, not even for one night. Understand Frodo. I would use your ring with a desire to make you feel good, but through me it would infect you with a disease too great and terrible to imagine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgFV4iVOiVE

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What did it represent?

>>82733746
The desire that burns in mens hearts.

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>>82733746
this is nice ring.

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>Anus is Latin for ring

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>>82732836
This is how you earn "fpbp", people.

>>82732836
I never actually made this connection

bravo anon, bravo

>>82732836
As usual, fpbp.

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>>82733277
>"SO! Bilbo, your going to try and not give me the ring because you're obsessed with it, you'll give it to me in the end because I am a fucking god, then Ill give it to Frodo lol. Then he bitches out and gets carried to to Rivendale he tries to give it back even though we already did so fucking much, and you'll snarl at him and contort your face, its fucking creepy"
>"wow how do you know this?"

>>82733746
The White Man's Burden.

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>>82732836
holy shit

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>>82732836
you just becamed KINO my friend

why didn't Bobo just hide the ring in his bum?

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>>82731563
>>82732836

To the /r/4chan frontpage we go!

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>>82732836
this is legit blowing my mind

>>82732836
hory fk

>>82732836
AY HARAMBE

>>82732836
The deepest lore

>>82733746
lies

>>82733746
Sauron's will for power comparable to Morgoth's former power over mortals.

As being one of the Valar, Morgoth had innate control over the mortal races and drew legions to his side through his power. Sauron is a fallen Maia (one of the shapers of the world, much less powerful) and the primary servant of Morgoth. The Maiar don't have godlike abilities like the Valar, so they must construct ways to attain power (Saruman's Uruk-hai army, Gandalf's rallying of the banners and reunification of Rohan).

The rings of power were created to artificially create control over the races of middle earth. Unlike Morgoth, Sauron wanted to control the world and not simply destroy it/establish chaos. The elves removed the corruption from the rings and the dwarven kingdoms were often destroyed by greed rather than controlled by it. The human ringbearers became very powerful, but they lost their mortal power and became servants of Sauron with the corruption increasing and their power transferred to him. Sauron's power from the one ring later is overcome by the Last Alliance's military strength (despite unsuccessful military maneuvers they are still victorious), and the War of the Last Alliance shows how the one ring's control did not work due to the alliance consisting of those who were not corrupted.

The one ring represents Sauron's strong desire for control over the people of middle earth. The ring also shows how the pursuit of ultimate control by those who are lesser to the gods will destroy the pursuer.

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>>82732836
Gotta add my digits

>be ageless God who can pretty much do anything
>become so bored with existence that you hang out with tiny dirt people cause they sell you tobacco in exchange for gunpowder

Actually that sounds pretty plausible desu.

>>82735210
Iluvatar is the One God, heathen.

>>82735210
More like a weary angel that wanted to get away from the politics of nations and threat of evil so relaxed among people who knew nothing about it.

>>82732836

Put me in the screen cap

>>82732836
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82732836
Dude

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>>82734417

>>82732836
You sure gave OP more than he expected

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>>82732836
No one likes a smartass

>>82735210
Gandalf didn't want to be there in the first place. He pissed his pants when he got sent to Middle Earth and bitched about it the entire way there

>>82732836
wew lad

>>82732836
you are a genius anon.

>>82732836
Thanks anon!

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>>82732836
Fuck

>>82732836
Good fucking job blowing op's shit up.

Damn.

>>82732836
Damn..

>>82732836
how does this fit in with the undying lands taxation policy?

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>>82732836
Good job on debunking OP's homosex theory.

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>>82732836
So you're saying it doesn't imply anal sex?

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>>82732836
I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY HOLY SHIT M8

>>82732836
Based lorebro

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>>82732836

>>82732836
F P
B P

>>82732836

You ruined a potentially funny thread you faggot

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>>82732836

>>82732836
>implying Gandalf knew about Bilbo's ring

>>82734383
>Now Bilbo, when you leave all your belongings to Frodo including the Ring itself, DON'T include your mithril vest. Keep it to give it to him in Rivendale. He'll actually get stabbed on the way there, so as a late gift it'll be funny as fuck.

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>>82732836

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>>82741054
Shit.

>>82731563
Lord of the rings is literally about gay sex with dwarfs, midgets and old men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AbGva_C1Xw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AbGva_C1Xw

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>>82740983
>GANDALF XD
>FUCKED BILBO XXXXXXD
>IN HIS
>A
>S
>S
>S
>S
>XD
>XD
>K
>E
>K

Fellow"ship" of the "ring"
Bravo Peter Jackson

>>82741235
kek

>>82741054
That's some sloppy screenwriting right there.

>>82741044
>what is symbolism

>>82731563
>what was implied here?

That they're going to toke it up!

>>82732836

At this point it's pointless replying but still holy fuck

>>82741269
This thread is blowing my mind, man

>>82732836
this penetrates me deeper than Gandalfs dick ever could.

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>>82732836

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Daily reminder that Gandalf wasn't a human

>>82732836
jesus will op ever recover?

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>>82732836
I'd kill myself if I were the OP. Just fucking decimated.

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>>82732836

add me in screencap i have picture

>>82740983
potentially funny for anyone under 12

>>82734929
but i thought all of arda was morgoth's ring

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>>82732836

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>>82732836
Kino

>>82732836
you might be the only person in the world that actually got that scene

>>82743037
It was

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>>82732836