>R-Robert, is that you? >Oh, wow! What's up, Anon?!

>black man called robert
>anon initiates the conversation
really ruined my immersion

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>>82730736
excuse me, is there a problem here?

>>82730786
>that girl's smile
goddamn you just know she's getting BLACKED
so is young Jesse Eisenberg too, probably

it is theatre policy after all

>>82730786
my mistake robert
i don't really keep up with this meme

>>82730786
Oh.. Robert... When did you get promoted?

>>82730786

Now LANE I can get into.

>>82730687
The fuck are you talking about?

>ywn hang out with Robert

>forced meme

This board is beyond saving

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how do i get in Lane's lane

>>82730687
did Robert get his own butter for his popcorn?

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>*mumbling* Don't fucking lie to me Robert... I know you only want to get with white women... heh heh heh it's all an act, isn't it? You put on this facade just to—
>*looks over* You say something Anon?
>N-No...

>>82730961
kek

>>82731064
How do I get into Lane?

>>82731309
be a black male

>>82730786
way to go BOB-EEE!

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>*sniff*

>>82730931
Keke

>>82730898
What a sad life you have

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>>82731062
No, it isn't.

So, you're wondering how best to fix /tv/? That one's simple.

Have Interpol track down the autistic, Indian pedophile living in Vancouver, that created the bot, that spams pictures of young child models relentlessly on /tv/. Believe it or not, he probably has one or more such threads active right now.

Then, murder him. I'm not just talking any "murder", either. I'm talking about horrendous, brutal, gruesome, inexplicably-torturous murder. Make that fat, greasy fuck suffer until his very last breath.

Then, we get a mod to make a sticky for precisely one year. That sticky will feature high-resolution photographs of the fat, greasy, autistic, Indian-Canadian pedophile's mutilated corpse. Other people will find themselves drawn to the sticky, see the photographs in lurid detail and think, "oh shit. If I don't get my head out of my ass and stop shitposting here, I could be next."

For bonus points and a little humor to ease the mood, have the very-first picture feature a plank of wood with blood stains on it next to the corpse, and the words (USER WAS BANGED WITH THIS POST).

THAT is how you fix /tv/.

>if one day i can write 1/10 of shitty materials i saw on /tv/ into a movie
>if one day

Typical day for a white boy:

1.Wakes up from wet dream

2.mom cleans up mess

3. wakes up the dog and fucks it

4. Blame Obama

5. Writes suicide note because today might be the day

6. Shower w/ no soap then takes a shit

7.Wipes ass with the corner of the bathroom door

8. Blames daquan

9. Takes his daily dose of vitaminL

10. Square dance

11. Comes home and beg little sister for some ass

12. Ass denied

13. Fap to Goat Exxxotica vol. 3 for 2 minutes

14. Mom cleans up mess and dad blames Obama

Day complete

we need a robert cinematic universe

>>82731458
Fucking saved

>>82731366
>When you see anon desperately attempting to get passed the no singles policy

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>>82730687
>Robert is not into white women

BLASPHEMY

>>82731366
What's he watching?

>that jealous white woman in the background

>>82731612
BLACKED

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>YO FUCK DIS MOVIE MAYNE!

>>82731694
we on top now

>>82731757
is that the cunnyposter sitting behind robert?

>>82731064
>Zathura
That movie was childhood kino

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>>82730687
>Robert, I finally found you! There is a problem in the popcorn mines. The popcorn refinery has no popcorn ore to use. It is a disaster out there. I am sorry about your date but we need you more than ever. Please hurry!
>We cinewarriors can never catch a break, huh anon? I will be over there momentarily.

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>Hey anon, want to see a magic trick?

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>>82731921

>>82731921
S-sure

>>82731421
Nah. This guy seems nice.

>>82731921
>>82731961
Robert! My popcorn!

>>82731921
but I've already seen your bbc disappear into my wife

>>82731961
>H-HAYAI

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>>82731995
Just kidding anon, I'm right behind you.

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>>82731961
fookin hell m8

where do you get these Robert pics, kek

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>>82732142

>>82731921
>>82731961
>>82732079

M-MASAKA!

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>tfw named robert

>>82731961
...and your other black employee

>>82731757

Why are Lane and Moot watching the movie now? Shouldn't they be working?

>>82731458
He's confirmed for living in Vancouver? Some doxed him?

>>82730687
based Robert

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>>82731961

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Who /jules/ here?

>>82730786
>This photo...it's a clue.
>THEATRES
>Hmm.."the"..."atres"...
>Wait a minute..."the address"!
>Quick, zoom in on their name tags!
>*types random set of keys*
>Let's see whatta we got...
>ROBERT
>LANE
>Robert Lane...The next victim lives on Robert Lane!!!

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"psst jules, our nigger boss wont stop molesting me help"

>>82736022

kek. this is actually good. you should be a writer.

Is it bad that I legitimately wish I was Roberts friend?

>>82731961
WHERE'S MY BIKE
FUCK YOU POLE
*masturbates furiously*

>>82731921
>>82731961
N-nani?

>>82731757
>Blade Runner re-release

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>>82731961

>>82730687
>black on black pairing

wtf is this shit? cmon

>>82731921
>>82731961

h-he's fast!

>>82731757
>Another Wayans comedy screening

>>82730786
jules' hair game on point as always

>>82730687
based rob

>>82730786
Jules looks like he participates in trap threads.

>>82737251
I want to watch movies with Jules.

>>82730786
If this is supposed to be a cuck image you're really getting it wrong, because if anything that white guy is reaming the shit out of that black dude. I can tell his type two fucking miles away.

He's probably into some nasty shit, too. I had this one guy who literally begged me to call him a "nigger piece of shit" while fucking him. Really ruined the ride for me, to be honest.

I bet fucking Robert is just like that guy.

>>82737940
the state of this post

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>>82731961
>>82731921

>>82736022
Who let Nicholas out of his cage?!?

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Here you go sir, that'll be 39.50 plus tip. May I see your Kino Klub Kard?

>>82731961

Wait...what?

>>82731458
Why is it an Indian?

>>82738302
Based Robert, letting you borrow his personal falcon because you forgot yours

>>82731961
Holy shit this just made me laugh so hard. No idea why.

Robert is no joke my only friend

>>82739332
same

https://youtu.be/JBx-vydxfKU

>>82731961
n-nani????

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>>82731757
>tfw no extra butter

>>82740353
We need an updated version with it aint me playing