>I SAID ICE THE MOTHER FUCKERS Was the violence in this

THE DOG'S A FUCKING GHOST

>>82728900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaZTPYPFEA

do they really let police dogs nibble on a suspect's cock to get him to talk or was that just in this movie?

I know they were going for a Dirty Harry style rogue cop but the scene where Cop Dog executes the handcuffed prisoners was hard to watch.

>>82728900
>The scene where Cop Dog pours gasoline and sets the human traffickers on fire
They deserved it but it was still hard to watch

>when he had to turn in his collar and chew toy
I thought the Midnight Strangler was going to get away with it all.

>>82728900
>that interrogation sequence that panned out in real time
>20 minutes of third degree and gnawing the guy's dick
I get that they were trying to depict unlawful treatment in a very bad light but holy shit there are less uncomfortable ways of doing it. Im scarred for life

>That scene where he racially profiles the bulldog just because it has black fur

Jesus

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>that scene where Cop Dog and his squad bust that cartel den while the cartel members were in the middle of giving Colombian Neckties to those 3 traitors.
They didn't deserve that but I guess they knew the risks when they went to the cops.

>the scene where Cop Dog breaks into the evidence locker to steal cocaine and money

>>82728967
Military dogs do, but that's not in the United States. Almost unheard of in the USA.

>>82728900
>I don't give a fuck if he runs the foster home, we're not letting that nigger see his kids again. Grease his black ass Anderson.

Was it necessary?

>ok Joe, look, the nigger is already dead, it's not like his father is going to come for us, now give me your gun. There you go, he STOLE it from you and he was shooting at people, OK?
What was the point of this scene

>>82729188
>later on the movie the black doctor saves his son because he's the trauma surgery head
>cop dog STILL calls him a nigger
I mean, I knew it was coming, but it still hurt.

>>82729188
>AWWW SHIT WHADDUP NEEEEEGRO

I knew the gravity of the situation but I had to chuckle at the line delivery

>>82728900

>When cop dog taunted the handcuffed diabetic rapist by holding his insulin out of reach until he told the location of the kidnapped girl.

Jesus. Police brutality much?

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>>82728900
>That scene where he goes into a Black Lab neighborhood throwing around racial epithets

>>82729354
Hey, I can't complain about that one. Ends justified the means.

>>82728900
>Marlowe, these people needs to be dealt with law, not vengeance!
>Men get arrested. Dogs get put down!
Jesus

>>82728900
Why did Cop dog only shoot the Black hostage,hell there was even a Hispanic hostage to

>>82729403

He was a piece of shit, but the way Steve Buscemi played him, I almost felt sorry for him. I hope he gets that Supporting Actor Oscar nom.

kino

>>82729030
>and your other chew toy!

>The last time you rag head's contributed to society was when one of you shot up that fag bar in Orlando.

How did they know that was going to happen?

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>>82728927
>Dog gets hit by a car and fucking dies

>>82731044
K N O T T E D

>the scene where he shoots the fleeing blackman in the back, then plants a knife on him

>the scene where he threatens the victims family when they try to file a suite against him

>that Cop Dog and Army Dog crossover movie where they wipe out an entire ghetto

That may have gone too far in some places.

>I don't care what those kike lawyers see, I know what that kid did, and next time I see him he's dead.

Damn. How'd they get such a raw performance out of a dog?

>>82731271
It was obviously satirical.

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>>82728900
what a great plot

>>82729336
>>82729414
I get these references

>>82730914
Yes, anon, that is the trope he was referencing. Very good.

>>82731116
YOU JUST KNOW...

>>82731349

is this the hot girl in the movie?

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>>82731613
yup

>Well, listen up, Ray. I'll let you know something those washed-up fuckers don't teach your green ass at the academy. Here, there isn't a fucking Constitution. There's only my boot and my loaded glock. And even the toughest judges, they just laugh as they get pegged by the big black dildo of government paychecks, deluding themselves they they can actually punish crime without violence. The only thing, Ray, keeping these streets from Roofus' brutish war is us - with our boots, our guns, and our will to use them. So if some fag starts screaming about his rights and his lawyers, you'll forgive me if I'm not really listening. Because fuck the streets, Ray.

>>82728900
>casper van dien didn't get the role in his own franchise

Should the [profession] Dog cinematic universe be rebooted with the release of Firefighter Dog

>>82732713

that plot was already used dumbass >>82728927


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlaZTPYPFEA&feature=youtu.be&t=459

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Has anyone caught this new kennelino?

>>82732906

I was going to watch it but movies with 'mild themes' trigger me

>that scene where cop dog follows the girl home and the door closes and you just hear moans and panting
I get why it's in the movie but did it have to last 10 minutes?

>>82733269
Director has a fetish.

This is arguably the darkest entry in the Dog Universe.

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>that thread where /tv/ tries to lazily rehash the Raimi Spider-man meme

>>82735699
Don't you dare dismiss these as a rehash. What I saw in these movies scarred me for the rest of my life and I can never look at a dog the same way again.

>>82735699
It has expanded past Raimi movies. The meme has grown, be proud for it.

>>82728900
Let me get this straight. You spooked the neighbor's cat. You tripped Old Man Jenkins. You caused an accident crossing Cherry St. You tipped over the water bowl and you still didn't catch the Postman?

You're on thin ice, Buster now Hit the sprinklers.

I saw this movie and nothing you shitlords are saying is in it

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>>82735699

I don't give a fuck what people say, this thread is fucking hilarious

>>82729356
that was like straight out of training day

This one scene was so light hearted compared to the rest of the movie.Also were they pushing bestiality onto children https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=5vcWj6wcPnc

PG doesn't necessarily mean "good sense" or actually appropriate for sensitive kids!!! Motherfucker!

>>82736287
Cop Dog review definitely had some shining quotes.

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He's a good boy

>>82735699
This was going on with Army Dog way before the shitty Raimi meme /pol/.

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>the part where he's undercover and does 6 lines of catnip

One of these days I'm going to make a dog movie with all of these ideas

>that episode where cop dog follows up on a wife on husband domestic abuse case reported to him by a pitbull that's been kicked out of it's home living inside a hollowed out drum set

>>82736753
Sign me up for early screening m8

>>82735640
Army dog shows the true horrors of war

>that scene where Cop Dog takes the chihuahua behind the Taco Bell and starts humping her and the shot progressively zooms out to show an aerial shot of the restaurant and you can hear the ARF ARF ARF echoing around the empty space until a sudden cut to black

I understand that the scene was necessary to help make Cop Dog's face turn in Act III more meaningful but it didn't need to be 15 minutes long

>the scene where the dog playfully takes the badge
>kicks the dog

shit was ahead of its time like Edward Norton's Hulk

>>82735699
>pretending to hate the Raimi meme

>that scene where cop dog urinates on the gangsters he just mowed down all to intimidate his partner

for real tho that dog is long dead

>>82737075
I mean his partner was getting cold feet about this crackdown on the mob. He needed something shocking like that to bring him back

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>>82728927

>the cat on the sawmill scene

>that scene where cop dog executes a pit bull, plants a gun on him, and then starts ranting about how Pit bulls have lower IQ than Golden Retrievers and all Put Bulls should be fixed and euthanized

>> 82728900
>that part where Dog takes a shit on the gangster's newborn daughter to get him to confess
I would have shut it off right then and there if I wasn't so morbidly curious