Unsolved movie mysteries?
I still don't get how he sticks the toothpick so deep in his mouth. I frequently carry a toothpick in my mouth thanks to him, but I can't go that far without gagging.
I can deepthroat a toothpick
>>82728643
You wouldn't deepthroat a car.
>>82728578
>i frequently carry a toothpick in my mouth thanks to him
>>82728578
science bitch
>>82729600
>mfw you actually typed this out instead of copy pasting it
>>82728578
Gag reflex training. Suck enough dick and you can put stuff far down your throat without gagging
>>82728578
He cuts the toothpicks in half. Makes them more manuverable and last twice as long.
>>82728578
are you autism
>>82730060
឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴ ឴...I drive.
>>82729849
>copy pasting it
>HOW NEW
>>82730193
The "i" is lowercase, which means that you typed it manually.
>>82728696
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FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD
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>>82730493
*strokes chin thoughtfully*
I'm masturbating to this tonight.
*sniff*
>>82728578
You wanna know how you be the silent type like The Driver successfully? BE FUCKING ATTRACTIVE!
>>82731251
All the attractiveness in the world will do jack shit for you when you stomp a guy's head in.
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