I'm going to have to ask you to leave, sir. We enforce

>>82722788
I really hope I get to meet Robert in real life someday. That's prolly not his real name

>I'm not alone. m-my friends are waiting me inside haha

>>82722788
Just bring me my crab legs Robert.

>local theatre issues a strict no singles policy
>bypass this by bribing me dear old mum to the movies
>arrive at the cinema
>it's the annual spring father-feather moonlight social and your date must be a bird of prey
>quickly run to the dollar store next door and makeshift my mother into a semi-passable falcon
>hit the dance floor with the rest of the couples
>some dude asks if he can cut in real quick
>decide to freshen up and take a quick shower before the dance contest begins, so why not
>take a piss in the stall and overhear some talking
>they said one of the birds is getting out of hand and not obeying its master out there and it's getting ugly
>rush out to see the commotion
>three guys are holding my mom down while another one is preening her
>rush over to stop them but its too late
>they discover she's human
>hooded druids appear and demand to know who's mother this is
>swear up and down she's just a really rare type of falcon and it's all a big misunderstanding
>they say i need to prove it
>we head to the roof and i give my mom a good luck kiss before pushing her off
>despite my prayers she doesn't fly and falls face first on the concrete and dies
>it would've only been a 40 dollar fine if i just admitted we snuck in

gotg2 was ok

>>82722788
Not at all my friend Robert, you see, I am taking Lane to see this Kino.

>>82722788
You can't stop me! I'm an American!

C-come on Robert... Remember all those times you put extra butter in my popcorn? P-please don't do this to me...

My friends Benjie, Jackson and Grant are right here making me some company, would you like to meet them?

lmao i dare some monkey nigger to try to kick me out of any place

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>>82722788
Dr. Pavel, I'm Robert

you just know Robert and Lane force James to watch them fuck

Robert wouldn't kick me out. He's my wife's son's father.

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>>82722788
I AIN'T LEAVING UNTIL SOMEBODY'S SEEN MY WIFE'S SON RITCHIE

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But my date is right here!
Honey? Honey say something to the nig- tho the nice man.
>Caw! Caw! Caw!
heheh... isn't she a delight... come on Robert I bought us both tickets for $120 each!