>"It is the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. It's

This show was the pinnacle of writing.

>Genius son doesn't want to become another Einstein like his mother wants him to.
>later on kills his literal nuclear father so they don't turn him into weapon

Me and my dad used to watch this show all the time. He could do the best impersonation of Xavier, it annoyed my mom so much

>>82719210
There's more to life than life

>>82719210
Can someone redpill me on what this show about?

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE LAKE

>>82719640
liiife

>>82719640
I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed.

>>82719694
lake..lake.. lake..

What is this?

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>That's not why you're afraid of guns, it's why you're afraid of cereal

>>82719640
Being a nubby nobody is better than being a subby somebody

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y9D19OQys9

https://youtu.be/eCNRE8jElKQ

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echinopsis_pachanoi

>>82719640
HELPING PEOPLE, AAAAAUGHHH HELPING PEOPLE

We've got traffic on the ones, traffic every one second
there's traffic
there's traffic
there's traffic
no traffic
there's traffic

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>I've stopped God's heavy flow, and her cycle of madness is finally over. At least for this month.

>I'm committing vehicular manburger helper

People in 2007-9 were retarded for thinking this show was bad

>>82720688
YOU SOUND LIKE THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATIONS OF SOME LOSER'S INNER DEMONS.

>>82720688
>best part is: I'm helping the the earth. Getting negative 70 miles to the gallon.

>>82719210
This is legitimately the greatest tv show ever made

I cannot think of anything that made me laugh this much in just 10 minutes

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>>82719210
You've just gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers. And as my old friend Confucius used to say, "The hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the chost. Dame Fortuna has had your franking priviledges revoked. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser who has become the resrever. But this time, the suffixed has become the suffer-er. And it appears the baby killer, is about to kill a baby."

This fucking show.

>>82719210
YOU SLUMBER
A CUCUMBER

>>82720055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

Be careful. Not everyone is ready for these weapon-grade philosophical insights.

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>>82719569
your dad sounds awesome

ME RIKEY YOUR STYLE

>I did it, you were a hit. Everyone loves you now. You even have a girlfriend.
>Really? Is he disabled?

>>82721397
>Who did this to you, dad!?"
>It was...our son...
>I know it was arson dad, but WHO did it!?

>>82719640
LIFE
life
life
life

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HIM, YOU PERVE

>>82719640
it's a lolsorandom show that references big boy books and the dudeweedlmao audience feels smart for watching . they love to let you know how superior they are to you

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Xavier literally has the highest level of writing a comedy has ever reached.

>>82721653
You may stink of cock, but you're no spring chicken. What's wrong, pussy got your tongue?

Literally the best wordplay I've seen on TV

>>82721653
Shut the fuck up piece of shit
XRA is literally the best thing since the invention of the wheel

>>82721747
We're not calling it Burning Man anymore because its sexist, so we're calling it Burning Person instead, because in this day and age, women can be set on fire too.

>The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort

ive been saving myself for marriage, or at least consent.

>>82719210

I know what you mean! You mean "I don't know what you mean!"

(can't believe no one posted this first)

What operating system she runnin'? DOS Ex Machina?

And then...I WAS GONE

>I want to get an operation to become Big Mama Dick. And I saved my sperm, and once I impregnate my woman-self, I'll give birth to Baby Papa Dick and give him a sex-change operation to become Baby Mama Dick so he can give birth to me! It's a simple dream.

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Not bad, but I would've gone with the grinder.

This show isn't funny

>This is an INNER-vention (you like subtle distinctions?)

>>82719640
what doth life

>>82721653
nah, the dudeweed audience probalby watches it but they will never see the subtle genius behind the writing

I NEED CONCENTRATION

>>82723603
I CRAVE STRUCTURE

https://youtu.be/mfJu-X1Wakk?t=144
>/fit/ mirin threads in a nutshell

>>82719640
>Can someone redpill me
Might not be for you just yet, if you think in terms of redpills still

>>82721536
>Looks like it was arson
>No, it was MY son

I'm a feminist! I'll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be all "Ooh, Xavier, you so strong! Kissy kissy! You can hit me, I like it!"

You talk smacka you get slapa

>>82719210
He wants to spread his AIDS around the globe
Not even joking

>>82719640
What doth life

I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON EGGSHELL, YOU KNOW...ABSURDITY??

LIIIIEEEEEF

>Gotta dip my meat in something saucy
>Dog down, Ketch-UP

>I was born in this house and I'll die in this house
>both of starvation!

holy fuck

this show belongs in a museum
TASTE THE PAIN

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>>82721669
>>82721780

Absolutely true

>they'd call me names, dweeb, chimp, honky, dweebie chimp, honky dweeb, and worst of all, chomsky honk (chomsky honk, chomsky hunk)

>>82719857
Life is just death in drag.

write that down

How many jabs at Trump would this show be making if it were still on? Fuck this faggot shit

>>82725062
are you forgetting that this was the show where it had a group of business men in blackface AND drag? it was far from what your idea of "pc" probably was

>>82725027
>that
>down

>>82724224
>Dad, how did you die!?
>It was you who killed me!
>YooHoo? What kind of name is that for a murderer?

>>82719640
dangers of new age religion

in the name of the father, the song, and the HOOLLLLYYY SHHJIIITTT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryVOwDWOzN0

more showns need to be done in ps2 graphics, so comfy

>>82725062
xavier was pretty apolitical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG3Iz21wCkw

You got a license to sell hotdogs, chico man?

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Like the id coming to life.

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>>82725062

>>82725062
>nihilist muh atheism show is apolitical

>>82725062
devilish b8

>>82720161
couldnt stop laughing at work the other day because of this

>>82725248
"What killed you?"
"it was arson"
"you're son?"

>>82725062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i5eo7FoFlU
Does this answer your question?

>>82721891
mega jej

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9GH78goOFw&t=7s

Probably the best episode, so many quotes
>all your life are belong to me
>we just have to take gigantic leaps from his mundane statements
>whats wrong sugarchild, yall look like you've had a bad day

>>82721653
It's literally a parody of that shit you low IQ dumbfuck

>>82721653
Are you so dumb, that you even answer rhetorical questions?

>>82725125
One of the creators was black though funnily enough

>>82725533
you got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?

>>82721891
You some kind of ooga booga chinaman?

YOU SLUMBER

CUCUMBER

GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HEAVEN

>>82725971
I don't know, do you?

To stand and consider all possibilities is to drown in a tunneling sea of infinite potentiality.

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>>82725343
cumfy

>Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics.

>>82725873
>clasp the purple hairs of the galloping orangutan of normalcy and ride nigga, ride!

is there any other comedy out there that even comes close to this in terms of maximalism?

>you're right, rape isn't an excuse, it's a reason

>>82726429
>and everything seems so reasonable right now

CHOMPSKY HONK

>>82725343
i actually haven't watched this because the visuals are incredibly unappealing. will i learn to like it?

>>82727070
The animation really dosen't bother me, but I can deal with questionable animation if the writing is good

>>82727070
I was the same, but it grew on me. The humour distracts you from any visual flaws, sometimes it uses its art style to comedic effect.

>I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of peterson's wife's bum last night
>my wife is dead
>I never said it was consensual
ITT shows that would never be made today?

>Their totem pole dances and lap rain dances will make your pole dance and lap rain!

>>82727070
Do you like language? Not everyone does.

So this show humor is good and not reddit?
Should I check it out?

>>82727343
This show is /lit/.

>>82727070
It's literally one of the funniest shows ever made

>>82719569
Sounds pretty cool

>>82725062
I support trump but these /pol/ fags who bring politics into EVERYTHING are getting really fucking annoying

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>>82719210
ah finally a place for us true high iq patricians. it was just too smart for the typical tv watching plebian

>>82728099
Rationalist fags just keep losing

>>82728099
Knock Descartes down a peg and this chart is accurate.

>>82719569
my dad did as well

>Kids, I swear, I will love you all equally. I will be dividing my love into seven equal sections, or love quadrants. Each quadrant will be fifteen love units represented by these small brass marbles. You may use these marbles as currency amongst yourselves. Collect thirty-five love units and you can trade those in for a beachtowel with my face on it.

>>82725702
better than westworld

>>82727989
Cringed.

>>82727989
sorry that youre retarded

>>82719210
>that one video series a guy did dissecting the whole thing is now lost forever
shit sucks

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Amazing show, just binge watched it about a week ago, super fun, great writing, and the ending wraps everything up in a silly little way.
Still wish there was more...

>>82719210
What is the best / worse episode?

>>82729275
its all p consitent gold mate all kinda blends together for me even when its all very different every time

>>82729275
There is no worst episode because the series stayed consistent in quality.

>>82729275
I think best episode might be when he battles the other Xavier, or the baby one, or even the wheelchair kid one, idk I was pretty stoned watching the whole series so I can't remember all of it,
>>82729330
>>82729364
this desu, except S2 tries really hard to be extra edgy

>>82723488
I think you underestimate the perceptiveness of pot heads when it comes to bat shit insane shows like Xavier.

>>82728099
Most of the mid tier is way too high. About half of the low tier and Marx are way too low, and Camus and Sartre belong on the bottom

> When the universe was born, it was predetermined that I would have the free will to have no choice.

This show almost made me ill, not because of the weirdass visuals but because the sheer rapidity of the jokes made my head hurt

>>82729560
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I CAN RELATE TO THIS, THE JOKES NEVER END

>>82729560
3 worthy quotes per minute

>>82729696
i drive

>I swear to jackoff I'll cock your clock off
what did he actually mean by this?

>>82729727
Better than dummy old family guy
>>82729730
4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFF5D2o0_tw
>>82729798
I barely understood anything he said, I did get a fair amount of movie/pop culture references, other than that the continuous jokes made the show extremely fun to watch
>steals seven babies
>gains weight as if he were pregnant

>>82729798
I thought it was Chekhov

Chomsky honk

Do you believe in god?

HERROOOOO
IS ANY MONEY IN THERE???

>>82721669
>when he turns himself inside out he puts the glass on backwards
I love shit like this

>>82729974
it might've been. I had to google to see what he said and that was written

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>>82727989
You have to go back...

>>82719210
This show was a fever dream.

>>82730578
Wait define that

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>>82729798
>>82729974
"I swear to Chekhov, I'll cock your glock off"

>>82719640
SPORTS

Rewatching this show recently, I'm glad I gave it a second chance.

>>82728099
where do i start with kierkegaard?

>>82728964
that's so fucking upsetting
my friends used to always talk about it, but they were gone by the time i got in to it
are they truly gone forever?

>>82729427
>Camus
>belong on the bottom
delet this

>>82731227
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

>THE SUN GOD'S NAME CANNOT BE SPOKEN, FOR IT IS QUETZACOLQCKLQUUKLALKCLACL

>>82731477
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

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>it's a Shakasuri blowdown episode

>>82731069
I dont get it

>>82731324
no, they're there right along with you watching each episode.

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>>82731705
Chekhov's gun -> Glock
Knock your block off -> Clocked (punched)
Clocked -> cocked
Cocking the glock -> homosexual innuendo

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>>82731792
>tfw too stupid to appreciate a single Xavier joke

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why the hell was it cancelled?

>>82731792
I thought he was saying knock your clock off

>>82731792
yeah I just didnt know what chekhov had to do with glock

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put this on a frame and it could sell for millions

Puggler, the punk rock juggler.

>>82731890
Glock is a guns manufacturer. Their pistols are called "Glocks".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chekov%27s_gun

>>82732027
I think he got that part, he just didn't know about Chekhov's Gun

>>82731945
This board is shitposting.
PERSONIFIED.

>>82731945
Hunk, The Juggling Punk

>>82731945
>>82732433
>>82732475
SQUATTEr'S RIGHTS

I am married TO JUSTICE

Only a blind women would find that face attractive!

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>>82719210

>mfw people are finally waking up to the fact that this was one of the greatest shows ever created

it's beautiful, nobody gave a fuck when it was actually on air.

>>82733661
Isn't that the standard with all true art though?

>>82729275
Personal favorite is the one with the mob boss and the grunting assassin.

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>tfw watching this show on shrooms

>>82734321
That's a pretty abnormal thing to do New Ryan

>>82728099
Not a very good chart

GIVE IT UP FOR THE FIRST BLACK MAN IN HEAVEN

>>82731247
The Present Age, then Either/Or

>tfw no 1-hour series finale special

>>82731945
Chester, the punk rock jester

I was trained for 22 years to fight with my feet... but it takes a real man to console with his feet

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>the ultimate shitpostkino was created by americans
>not australians

Hear that? He's comparing the universal oneness of all life with your mother!

this show is so quotable. Easily the best thing adult swim has ever done.

>tfw you find out the shows writing was done by ai keyboard set on auto complete.

>>82736237
--who also sells his seed.

>>82734353
Well, that's because I'm so normal ya, when i see freaks i just wanna shoot em dump em in a filthy ditch.

>>82721653
There aren't a lot of references to feel smart for getting.
>>82719640
It's actually about clever wordplay mostly, with some anti religous commentary.

Watched a few episodes on really good LSD when it was out. Really knocked the time displacement quotient up a notch Had of mouth agape moments with the almost endless layers of joke and context. Phew.

Why is there no seeds on he torrents?

>>82739592
Be objective. All women want to be objectivized!

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>Wonder Showzen
>Xavier, Renegade Angel
Will they ever write something like this again?

>>82728099
NO:
> Zizek
> Heidegger
> Hegel
> Lacan
> Derida

what is this, 1st year phil?

>>82725702
>MILK ME MOMMY!
Is Xavier, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>82727070
this kind of show should be visually appealing, mhm

>>82741174
He is /tv/ personified with a touch of /lit/ and /x/.

Personified.

>>82731945
I think he took off, man. Said something about going to Burning Person...

>>82734321
>We're up poop creek in a turd canoe with a dookie paddle that's got faeces smeared down the part where you put your hand!

>>82728099
Why is Spinoza so great? I never heard of him before though I don't study philosophy. Is it just the individualist view for religion?

It's six in the morning and I still haven't slept so I might as well do some surface studying.

does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake

>>82719210
>you sound like the ugliest sun of a bitch I ever heard
>you sound like some total chodes inability to accept the reality of his past actions

I don't have any powers
powers are for the weak

If this is your idea of a joke I'd like to be subjected to a tragedy

This is what the tandem cycle of random violence breeds, a vengeful black hit-sludge with a grudge, hath brought the reaper you've sown in the goo of your guilt, as the crème de your kharma is roosting home to harm ya. It always ends up boning the poor.

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>>82740583
>Zizek

>>82739007
this. wordplay.

>>82720112
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y9D19OQys9
nice anon

>>82740583
But postmodernist pseudo-intellectual horseshit isn't real philosophy, anon.

Those dogs were highly decorated! Look around you, what have YOU ever decorated?

>>82720112
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y9D19OQys9
based

>>82744944
I think about this quote and chuckle on a daily basis

also
>He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed.
>Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned.

>>82739592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=binN-lTcmyU&list=PL9iKMuA_5k3VW5UYsKTFdfhJx7tJv6J3K

>>82745121
That was a great episode.

>lands in molten steel
>"I accept Jesus Christ as my personal lord and saviour - yes, made it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kpb23AsEel

Let me hear your Xavier voices, my fellow seekers

Much as the tongue cannot taste the tongue, nor can my brain taste the pain of ignorance!

>>82734321
I watched it all and wonder showzen on shrooms.
Changed my life.

Both shows had perfect endings, too bad their new stuff doesn't seem that good.

>>82746511
Delocated was nice and Neon Joe was okay, but it's nowhere near their old stuff
Jon Glaser Loves Gear is eh

>>82725062
Probably not that many, this show mocks Mexicans as lazy criminal gang members multiple times

>>82736624
Ohhh weee, I haven't seen him this riled up since The Incident.